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The Chargers won the Eli Manning trade once and for all because the Giants are 0-5

Odell Beckham, more like 0-5, Odell Beckham. The Giants remain winless, and the Chargers win the Eli Manning-Philip Rivers trade once and for all.

Eli Manning has two Super Bowls to Philip Rivers' zero, so the trade is widely considered a win for the Giants regardless of the 2017 record.

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The Eagles have no possible way to screw up this winning season

Philadelphia's got their blue-collar quarterback and a winning team. There is no possible way they can screw this one up, folks.

The Eagles actually won Super Bowl LII, making this sarcastic 'jinx' prediction literally correct.
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Oct 9, 2017
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Offensive line coaches should be recreational cocaine users to stay amped for the job

I don't have a problem with an offensive line coach just doing a little recreational blow as long as it's on the job. If you use it just to get amped up before a meeting, what's the difference between that and just banging a monster?

The Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster resigned shortly after this video surfaced; it is not considered acceptable behavior in the NFL.
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Oct 9, 2017
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I want all offensive line coaches to be slightly high on cocaine at all times

I want my offensive line coaches to be slightly high on cocaine at all times. Them and my strength and conditioning guys, they should just have a room. That's just like the coke room.

This is a satirical take that would be factually rejected by any professional sports organization.

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JMU may not win again until the dog-poop bettor returns

JMU probably won't win another football game until that guy logs back on.

The prediction resolves when JMU's 2026 football season ends or the team wins another game, whichever comes first.
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The Wizards are a one-through-eight seed team

I feel confident in my one through eight seed. Love that for the Wiz.

The Wizards' 2026-27 regular-season finish will determine whether this playoff-seeding prediction was accurate.
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The Falcons can expose the 49ers defense

They might not actually be as good as we think they are on defense. I don't hate the Falcons at all in this game.

The 49ers' 2026 defensive quality and this Week 7 result can be evaluated against the skepticism expressed here.