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Jim Sorgi and Vince Wilfork
Fastest 2 minutes of Football for NFL Week 5. The Dolphins O-Line coach loves cocaine, allegedly. Big Ben may be done and JJ Watt's ambulance stole the show ( - ) Who's Back of the Week and Football Guy of the Week ( - ). We welcome on former Colt and Wisconsin Badger Jim Sorgi to talk about backing up Peyton Manning, getting choked by Ohio State, and the mentality of a backup QB in the NFL ( - ). We had about 10 minutes with recurring guest Vince Wilfork to talk about the sounds quarterbacks make when they get sacked and the U being back ( - ). Segments include Hurt or Injured for the entire Giants roster, Talking Soccer, Whats the internet mad about today, and PR 101 for Aroldis Chapman.
Fastest Two Minutes
PFT CommenterThe Chargers won the Eli Manning-Philip Rivers trade once and for all
Odell Beckham, more like 0-5, Odell Beckham. The Giants remain winless, and the Chargers win the Eli Manning-Philip Rivers trade once and for all.
PFT CommenterThe Eagles have no possible way to screw up this winning season
Philadelphia's got their blue-collar quarterback and a winning team. There is no possible way they can screw this one up, folks.
Who Is Back
PFT CommenterThe Miami Hurricanes are back big time
My Who's Back of the Week, first of all, is a no-brainer. It's the U. The U's back big time.
PFT CommenterWashington sports teams will win the World Series and Stanley Cup this year
Washington is back. It's the Nats year. It's the Caps year... So they're going to win the World Series. They're going to win the Stanley Cup.
Big CatCoach Ed Orgeron was never on the hot seat at LSU
I'm staying resolute in my support of Coach O. I don't think he was ever on the hot seat. Don't think he's ever going to be on the hot seat.
Interview
Big CatAndrew Luck is not a Super Bowl winning quarterback because he orders chicken at steakhouses
I asked what Andrew Luck's order was [at St. Elmo's], and they said he usually gets chicken. So that's been my big red flag. My one red flag is he orders chicken at a steakhouse. That's not a Super Bowl-winning quarterback.
Vince WilforkI will never come out of retirement, no matter the offer
No amount of money will make me move from retirement... Physically nothing is wrong with me. I've been playing football for 20 years. I think it was time for me to give it a break and give it a rest.
Vince WilforkThe early 2000s Miami Hurricanes defense could have beaten NFL teams
I agree. I mean, it was some, we could have beat some NFL teams, absolutely. [Could you have taken the Browns?] Absolutely.
Vince WilforkI am still faster than Tom Brady in a foot race
[You once said that you were faster than Tom Brady. Is that still true?] Oh, yeah, of course. [Foot race, no question?] Yes, no question. [Is he that slow, or are you that fast?] No, I'm that fast.
Other
Big CatThe Jaguars are actually a good football team
By the way, the Jaguars are actually good, which is the most bizarre sentence to say, but they are very, very close. We need actually a meter.
Big CatThe Chiefs might be the best team in football
Chiefs might actually be the best team in football. They're fun to watch. I like Andy Reid's offense and how they have Alex Smith is actually throwing touchdown passes.
PFT CommenterJJ Watt might legitimately be forced into retirement by this injury
It's a tibial plateau fracture and as somebody with Google I can now report with confidence that he's fucked... This might be like legit retirement for J.J. Watt. Not Players' Tribune fakery.
Big CatBen McAdoo taking away practice music is a sign he's about to be fired
That is the last thing you do before you get fired. Take away the team's music. No more fun on this team. The ping-pong table, they take that out of the player's room, and they're like, it's over.