Drew Lock will make four career Pro Bowls

Drew Lock. My, my take that he would make four Pro Bowls, which I said like four years ago, three years ago in this program. Now it's at an all time high. I think it's even higher than it was when I set it. Yeah. At the time to be more likely. He's probably not gonna do that, but it's closer than it was yesterday.

The Seahawks' season is officially saved after the win over the Eagles

Drew Lock, the Seahawks season is saved where now they are still like neck and neck where they're tied at seven and seven with the Vikings and the Rams and the Saints. Drew Lock having that moment, having everyone talking about him.

The Eagles will not be winning the Super Bowl this year

The Eagles will not be winning the Super Bowl this year.

Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.