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Jan 3, 2022
#23300
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Eagles or 49ers would beat the Rams in the playoffs due to physicality

There's a chance that they would have to play either the Eagles or the 49ers in the first round. I think the 49ers kicked the shit out of them... I think the Eagles could kick the shit out of the Rams in the playoffs. [The Rams] can get away with being a little candy ass and being a little finesse... but [the Niners and Eagles] style of play [is a problem].

The Rams actually beat the 49ers in the NFC Championship Game and the Eagles didn't play them.

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Push
Jan 3, 2022
#16688
Big CatBig Cat

The Titans are the one seed that can legitimately play the 'nobody believes in us' card

You are, this is the rarest thing you can have in all sports. You're literally the one seed in the AFC and you're disrespected. That's incredible to be able to play that card of like no one believes in us and truly no one believes in us.

The Titans lost their first playoff game as the 1-seed to the Bengals, largely proving the skeptics right.
Win
Jan 3, 2022
#16681
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Joe Burrow is an elite NFL quarterback

Joe Burrow, I think last week I said he was a leader. I think he's elite. I think Joe Burrow... I think I'm ready to officially declare right now... he just is.

Joe Burrow led the Bengals to a Super Bowl appearance later this season, cementing his status as one of the league's top-tier quarterbacks.
Loss
Jan 3, 2022·Who's Back
#16687
Big CatBig Cat

The Bulls can compete with anyone in the Eastern Conference

I actually think [the Bulls] are very, very good. And they could compete with anyone in the east... the nets do not scare me.

The Bulls finished as the 6th seed and lost in the first round of the playoffs to the Bucks 4-1.

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Open
Nov 2, 2026
#31796
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
Open
Nov 2, 2026
#31800
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
Void
Nov 2, 2026
#31802
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.