"The Golden Knights and Panthers playing each other represents the 'Cocaine per Capita' championship" — PFT Commenter

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The Golden Knights and Panthers playing each other represents the 'Cocaine per Capita' championship

The two cities with maybe the most cocaine done per capita. Vegas, Miami playing against each other and saying like, oh, Brooks [Koepka] will be on his best behavior.

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This is a hyperbolic comedic claim that cannot be verified by actual drug consumption statistics.

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Big Cat

PFT's $10,000 bet on the Heat and Panthers was an investment with a 10% ROI

PFT, I gotta start with you because you have to feel incredible relief for your bet. The 10,000 to win a thousand when you bet the heat up three Oh and the Panthers Up three Oh cashes gotta be the biggest relief of all time.

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The bet did indeed cash, providing the 10% return as stated.

Loss

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Hank

Derek White's Game 6 buzzer-beater felt like a series-winning moment

Game six was unbelievable. Just that win and the day after did, it did feel like a Game seven win. It felt like a series win. I was, I was basking at it. I truly was.

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The Celtics ultimately lost the series, making the feeling of it being a series-winning moment incorrect in hindsight.

Void

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PFT Commenter

The 2023 Celtics' loss is as bad as being swept

I mean, the way that you won game six is almost better than winning the series. That was just such incredible finish... Game seven was game seven actually. It's true. And that was a good lesson. Yeah. Game seven is always game seven.