"The NHL should outlaw keg stands on the Stanley Cup because they compromise its structural integrity" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Sep 5, 2018·Hot Seat/Cool Throne

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The NHL should outlaw keg stands on the Stanley Cup because they compromise its structural integrity

The NHL is considering outlawing keg stands on the Stanley Cup. That is not fun. The Washington Capitals have done too many keg stands on it, and they've compromised the structural integrity.

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The Cup was reportedly sent for repairs after the 2018 celebrations, but 'outlawing keg stands' wasn't an official rule change.

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The Browns are going to win the Super Bowl

I don't know if I am just still feeling the high of a Liev Schreiber narrated slow-mo. But I think the Browns are going to win the Super Bowl.

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The 2018 Cleveland Browns went 7-8-1 and did not make the playoffs, let alone win the Super Bowl.

Void

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The Browns season of Hard Knocks was better than the Rex Ryan Jets season

Listen, this is the best season of Hard Knocks. This was better than the Rex Ryan season.

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This is a subjective opinion about the quality of a television show.

Win

Take Slip·Sep 5, 2018

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Big Cat

I've never been more confident in the Khalil Mack trade than I am seeing Hue Jackson dislike it

I've never felt more confident in the Khalil Mack trade than I did when Hue Jackson saw the news and was like, oh, that's a lot. That's too many draft picks.

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The trade was widely considered a success for the Bears in the short term as Mack helped them to an NFC North title in 2018.