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Void
Nov 16, 2018
#14464
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Patrick Mahomes ketchup-shaming in the media is a Chicago conspiracy

I think that this is something that's been planted... by you Chicago elitist types who hate ketchup, and you are dead set on finding something wrong with Pat Mahomes so that you can be like, actually, Mitch is better.

This is a satirical conspiracy theory that cannot be factually proven, though it highlights the real Mahomes/Trubisky draft debate of 2018.

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Win
Nov 16, 2018
#14455
Big CatBig Cat

The Green Bay Packers are dead

Today is Friday, November 16th, and the Green Bay Packers are dead. They are. The Packers gave it their all. They really tried hard, but to fall short and to punt fourth and two with three and a half minutes left... I just do not understand that ever.

The Packers finished 6-9-1 and missed the playoffs. Mike McCarthy was fired shortly after.
Loss
Nov 16, 2018
#14456
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Aaron Rodgers has lost his magic

I think it's time for us to put the done shit on them. I think they're done. I think the magic has gone away from Aaron Rodgers. Listen. I think the pendulum has swung.

While Rodgers had a down year in 2018, he went on to win MVPs in 2020 and 2021, proving his 'magic' was not gone.
Void
Nov 16, 2018
#25711
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mike McCarthy is basically just Jason Garrett without the clapping

Mike McCarthy is basically Jason Garrett. I think they're actually comparable coaches, except [McCarthy] can't do the clap thing because his short little hands won't reach around his body and just clap all the time.

McCarthy and Garrett were both eventually fired by their respective teams after years of playoff underperformance, reinforcing the comparison.

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Open
Oct 21, 2026
#31698
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Brock Purdy is the MVP and the 49ers are the NFL's best team

The 49ers are, I think, the best team in football. I think Brock Purdy right now is the league MVP.

The 49ers' eventual season result and MVP award are not yet known from the available context.
Void
Oct 21, 2026
#31699
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Dan Quinn should be fired after the fourth-down disaster

I think Dan Quinn has to go and he's a nice guy.

This is primarily a coaching judgment, although the proposed firing is also a future personnel outcome.
Open
Oct 21, 2026
#31710
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Jets would win the NFC East

The Jets would be—I would take the Jets to win the NFC East. Without a doubt.

The 2026 NFL season has not yet reached its conclusion, so whether the Jets win the NFC East is unresolved.