The Falcons can win the NFC South with Michael Penix

I think that the Falcons can win with him. He, I think that Stefanski is a good enough coach and I think that he's accurate enough and he's a good enough passer that they could win a good amount of football games with the rushing attack that they have. And if they have a half decent defense, I think he might be—I don't know that he's gonna be the guy that you would trade up for in the draft—but I think he's going to be a good enough quarterback where they should win that division.

The Packers might simply be a bad football team

The Packers might be that bad. Like they might just be that bad.

PCA is the National League MVP

But PCA going 40-40 was awesome. He's the best. He's the N-L-M-V-P.

The Falcons can win the NFC South with Michael Penix

I think that the Falcons can win with him. He, I think that Stefanski is a good enough coach and I think that he's accurate enough and he's a good enough passer that they could win a good amount of football games with the rushing attack that they have. And if they have a half decent defense, I think he might be—I don't know that he's gonna be the guy that you would trade up for in the draft—but I think he's going to be a good enough quarterback where they should win that division.

The Colts will beat the Texans despite being the worse team

I think the Texans are the better team. I think the Colts will win this game.

If the Dolphins are going to be bad, they should at least be young

If you're gonna be bad, you should be bad. You'd rather be bad and young than bad and old.