The Falcons can win the NFC South with Michael Penix

I think that the Falcons can win with him. He, I think that Stefanski is a good enough coach and I think that he's accurate enough and he's a good enough passer that they could win a good amount of football games with the rushing attack that they have. And if they have a half decent defense, I think he might be—I don't know that he's gonna be the guy that you would trade up for in the draft—but I think he's going to be a good enough quarterback where they should win that division.

The Packers might simply be a bad football team

The Packers might be that bad. Like they might just be that bad.

PCA is the National League MVP

But PCA going 40-40 was awesome. He's the best. He's the N-L-M-V-P.

The Bengals and Jaguars will meet in the AFC Championship Game

In this dream the Bengals and the Jaguars were playing in the AFC Championship Game and it was halftime and it was a tie score.

The Broncos are good, not just lucky

The Broncos are just good. They do happen to get lucky sometimes, but the harder you work, the luckier you get, I guess.

The Rams are an average team with an elite coach

They've got a really good coach and an experienced quarterback. They're an average football team with a really, really good coach.