Chris Boswell is the best kicker in football

Chris Boswell with a 60 yarder to win the game essentially... Chris Boswell is the best kicker in football right now.

The Jets are a top 7 AFC playoff team

I'd say we're a top seven... A playoff team. After week one.

Michael Penix Jr. is the greatest goal-line reacher of all time

Michael Penix Jr. is also the greatest... reacher at the goal line of all time. I mean you had the Indiana one, this one... he reaches at the goal line. He scores touchdowns in improbable ways.

The Detroit Pistons are moving in the right direction despite their Game 7 loss

The progression of the Pistons along the way is like, what were they, two years ago? They won like 16 or 18 games. They were so bad. Last year they had competitive series against The Knicks. Then this year, the natural progression from that is, let's take the regular season super seriously. Let's win all the games that we can get a high seed... I would say the totality of this season, we're still going the right direction in Detroit.

I will renounce my American citizenship and become French if the Canadiens win the Stanley Cup

I will renounce American citizenship and become French if the Canadiens win the Stanley Cup this year... I'll probably need somebody to come and hang out with me and... the south of France is nice.

Patrick Reed is the first PAWG in the history of professional golf.

Patrick Reed, let me tell you, I think he might be the first PAWG golfer. He is. He's thick as hell. Like he was filling out. He also wears... the tight pants... he looks like early era Meghan Trainor... He bends over. He's like, ooh.