"There is a 'wedgie' conspiracy involving the balls or rims in Des Moines" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Mar 17, 2023

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There is a 'wedgie' conspiracy involving the balls or rims in Des Moines

There's a scandal of foot in March Madness this year in Des Moines... There were five six wedgies today, four of which occurred in the Des Moines, Iowa gym. So either the balls are stickier, the rims are harder. Maybe the balls are a little bit smaller... there's something different this year.

Hot Take CBB Medium Subjective

The high number of wedgies in Des Moines was a real, albeit likely coincidental, statistical anomaly that day.

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Virginia's 2019 National Title was a fluke

Virginia's upset loss to Furman further proves 2019 national title was a fluke... Do they suck? I don't even think their national title counts anymore.

Hot Take CBB Hot Subjective

While they did win the title, their history around it includes being the first #1 seed to lose to a #16, and multiple subsequent losses to double-digit seeds.

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Take Slip·Mar 17, 2023

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PFT Commenter

If Penn State plays like they did against Texas A&M, nobody can beat them

Penn State. If, if they play like this, nobody can beat them. Dude.

Prediction CBB Medium

Penn State lost in the very next round (Round of 32) to Texas, 71-66.

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Take Slip·Mar 17, 2023

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PFT Commenter

John Shire's blue sweater is bringing Hank back to being a Duke fan

I think John Shire's sweater is bringing Duke Hank's Duke fandom back... Duke fans are sitting at home looking at that. And they probably flew off the shelves.