The Phoenix Suns have already clinched the 2023 NBA Championship thanks to Kevin Durant

I think we'd be remiss though if we didn't start out the show by congratulating Chris Paul and the Phoenix Suns for winning the 2023 NBA Championship. Congratulations. Yes. Yes. It's his year... I feel like this has gotta be his year. There's no way that they lose.

The Phoenix Suns' lacks the depth and health to win the 2023 NBA Championship

Wait, so the suns are really good right now. They traded away some really good players. So their bench players are, you know, their bench is not great and they're gonna rely on a 35 year old guy who's been injured a lot since his Achilles and Chris Paul in the playoffs. I don't see where this goes wrong. [Sarcastic]

The 2023 Brooklyn Nets are the biggest bust of any 'dream team' ever

I, I would like to congratulate The Nets though. On, on assembling the biggest bust of any dream team ever. Yeah. I think this, you know, cool Throne twice that, that Eagles team where Vince Young came out and said, we're the dream team right now. That's usually the kiss of death. The, the Nets have now done it twice and somehow they managed to surpass their last big blowup.

The Rays are playing an exciting brand of baseball

It's a very, very exciting brand of baseball. And I'm gonna miss it when it's over. So I did not wanna sweep, so thank you.

The Cowboys are a bad football team

The Cowboys are a bad football team. And I can't wait for people to start to say like, this is when, look at the schedule. Dallas is gonna put some wins together.

Performance-enhancing drug shortages may explain dominant teams falling off

There started to be severe, severe supply chain issues when it came to performance enhancing drugs and peptide shipments coming to the United States. I just think it's interesting.