Jeff Fisher will be a great announcer because he's as close to nothing as possible

I'm being totally honest when I say that I think [Jeff Fisher] will be a good announcer, and here's why. The best announcers don't really say shit. They're just kind of quiet, and they let the game just go on. Jeff Fisher is as close to nothing as possible. So he'll just chime in every third down and be like, 'I think they should probably run it here.'

France will win the 2018 World Cup Final

I'm going to go with France as well. Mbappé is 19.

Croatia will win the 2018 World Cup because of the 'presence of smoke'

Taking Croatia because their presence of smoke.

The USMNT played their best and most complete game ever to open the 2026 World Cup

It was erotic. Watching this team... we've always had the collective doginess, you know, we've been like a collective fist. But this though, it was stunning. I can't quite understand where it came from. The goals were ecstatic. The team play was transcendent. It was like Caleb Williams was playing and suddenly we don't fear the Packers.

Portugal is completely capable of winning the World Cup, but Cristiano Ronaldo is holding them back.

They can win this, they can win this tournament. That's the agony. And they all wanna win it for Ronaldo. But the thing that's stopping them winning it for Ronaldo is Ronaldo.

The four greatest soccer players of all time are Christian Pulisic, Freddy Adu, Marta, and Kyle Beckerman.

Number one for sure is Christian Pulisic. Number two... Freddy Adu. [...] Number four I think would probably be Marta. The Brazilian icon. [...] I love Kyle Beckerman, who used to play for the United States, played for us forever, was just the most tenacious footballer, worked so bloody hard. He'd probably be number five. But you only wanted four on that Rushmore.