The Phoenix Suns have already clinched the 2023 NBA Championship thanks to Kevin Durant

I think we'd be remiss though if we didn't start out the show by congratulating Chris Paul and the Phoenix Suns for winning the 2023 NBA Championship. Congratulations. Yes. Yes. It's his year... I feel like this has gotta be his year. There's no way that they lose.

The Phoenix Suns' lacks the depth and health to win the 2023 NBA Championship

Wait, so the suns are really good right now. They traded away some really good players. So their bench players are, you know, their bench is not great and they're gonna rely on a 35 year old guy who's been injured a lot since his Achilles and Chris Paul in the playoffs. I don't see where this goes wrong. [Sarcastic]

The 2023 Brooklyn Nets are the biggest bust of any 'dream team' ever

I, I would like to congratulate The Nets though. On, on assembling the biggest bust of any dream team ever. Yeah. I think this, you know, cool Throne twice that, that Eagles team where Vince Young came out and said, we're the dream team right now. That's usually the kiss of death. The, the Nets have now done it twice and somehow they managed to surpass their last big blowup.

I was fined $10,000 for jokingly saying I checked my phone at halftime

I jokingly said I checked my phone at halftime of the Baltimore game and it NFL took it as a real saying and find me $10,000. Why aren't you allowed [to have a phone]? It's just one of those things where, yeah. I'm not allowed to have my phone on me at all 90 minutes before the game or during halftime.

I could last a two-minute shift in the NHL, but I'm not sure I'd actually score a goal

If we threw you out there, could you last a shift in the NHL? It's like two minutes, right? Yeah. I think I got that. I mean, for fighting for 30 seconds of this shift... I don't know if I get you a goal. I mean, some of the scores are 1-0, 0-0. So I don't know. I don't want to disrespect the NHL guys out there. Maybe just crash the net.

I could record two points and a rebound in an NBA game

That was the thing on the, on the team plane home one year or one flight, we said, I can get you two points in, in a rebound in NBA game. You could? Yeah, I think I could, but rebound, the rebound would be tough.