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Jim Harbaugh Will Smack Your Jaw

This that Jim Harbaugh that'll smack your jaw.

Harbaugh's intensity is well-documented. Whether he would literally smack your jaw is speculative but not implausible.
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Skyline Chili Is Thicker Than Chris Sabo's Rec Specs

Skyline thicker than Chris Sabo's rec specs.

Sabo's rec specs were legendarily thick. Skyline chili consistency varies by location. A viscosity comparison for the ages.
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Barstool Sports Gets Billed For Travel

Barstool Sports gets billed for travel.

PMT's Grit Week was a company-funded road trip. Brazenly admitting expense fraud in a rap is an elite move.
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Grit Is Undrafted Slow-Twitch Muscle Fibers

This is undrafted slow twitch muscle fibers.

A biological definition of grit. Slow-twitch fibers are associated with endurance, not explosiveness — the perfect metaphor for a lunch-pail guy.
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Matthew Dellavedova Taking A Charge Is Peak Grit

It's Dellavedova taking a charge.

Delly was the consensus grit icon of mid-2010s NBA. An undrafted Australian who dove on every loose ball and took charges against guys twice his salary.
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Woodhead In The I-Formation Is What Grit Looks Like

This is Woodhead in the I-formation. This is the coach's son, son.

Danny Woodhead in the I-formation and being the coach's son are two of the purest expressions of grit in American sports. Combined, they are the unified field theory of grit.
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Marlins Man Is A Job Creator With 100 Racehorses

I employ 40 people, job creator, got 100 racehorses deal with that you haters.

Laurence Leavy is a successful personal injury attorney in Miami with a large stable of racehorses. The numbers check out.
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PFT Commenter Drenches You In Rainy Rain Takes

He's in the trenches dude, so check your mentions fool. In rainy rain takes he drenches you.

PFT Commenter's rain takes were indeed prolific and unmatched in the sports media landscape.
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Danny Woodhead Would Play The Game For Free

He's Woodhead, say his name with me. He's Woodhead, he'd play the game for free.

Woodhead earned approximately $11M over his NFL career. He did not play for free.
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Danny Woodhead Goes Straight To The House Every Time

Which way did he go? Which way did he go? Straight to the motherfucking house!

Woodhead had 32 career touchdowns on 1,137 touches — so roughly 1 in 35 touches went to the house. Not every time, but more than you'd expect from a guy his size.
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Scoring Touchdowns Is Routine For Danny Woodhead

As he takes it to the house for the six-point score. Hands the ball to the ref, he's been there before.

Woodhead scored 32 career touchdowns — respectable for a 5'8" undrafted running back, but not exactly routine.
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Danny Woodhead Protects The Shield

He's Woodhead, he protects the shield. He's Woodhead, and he wrecks the field.

If anyone protects the shield, it's a lunch-pail guy like Woodhead.
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Woodhead Didn't Go To Harvard But He's A Student Of The Game

Didn't go to Harvard, but a student of the game.

Woodhead attended Chadron State in Nebraska, which is indeed not Harvard. He was known as a high-IQ player.

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