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PFT CommenterMajor colleges shorten their tracks to fake faster 40-yard dash times during Pro Days
I think that the major programs out there are making a section of their practice fields where the hash marks are slightly closer together. So the place where they have them run the 40-yard dashes at their own pro days, it's actually slightly less than 40 yards, which would make them time out better.
PFT CommenterJohn Dorsey leaked the Kareem Hunt video to drive down his price for the Browns
The Stay Woke is John Dorsey is the general manager of the Browns. He was the general manager of the Chiefs. He drafted Kareem Hunt. Kareem Hunt's incident happened in a Cleveland hotel. It didn't come out for a long time. John Dorsey's in Cleveland. It comes out. Then John Dorsey gets Kareem Hunt for a million bucks.
Big CatThe Marlins fake their attendance numbers using Wi-Fi logins
I bet the Marlins do their attendance based on how many people log into the Wi-Fi every night. It kept on kicking us out like every 10 minutes, and then it would just come right back on. I bet the Marlins count it as like 50 people... every single person counts for like 15.
HankAvril Lavigne died in 2003 and was replaced by a body double named Melissa
Basically, the idea of this thread was that Avril Lavigne in 2003... committed suicide. But because she was so famous at the time, her record company kept her alive by not saying that she died and then just using her body double as Avril Lavigne going forward... There's recordings, like vocal recordings that sound completely different.
PFT CommenterThe Patriots brought in Adrian Peterson specifically to injure him so no one else could sign him
The Patriots specifically just brought Peterson in to try to injure him in a workout so that no other team could get him.
PFT CommenterBill Belichick sends his assistants to AFC teams specifically to destroy them from within
Every single Belichick assistant that has spun off into a head coach or front office guy at another team has gone to work in the AFC, and they've systematically destroyed that team that they've gone to and made it an easier schedule for the Patriots. McDaniels just completely destroyed Denver. Pioli and company went to the Chiefs. Bill O'Brien... Texans stink. Saban fucked up the Dolphins too.