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Shark Tank's Daymond John

Wednesday, December 12, 20189 takes

Monday Night Football recap and playoff scenarios before Week 15. (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Gen Z is getting called out for making a bad name for millenials. (-) Shark Tank's Daymond John joins the show to talk about his business career, what being on Shark Tank is like, and Big Cat/PFT pitch him a bunch of ideas and offer their brains to be purchased. (-) Segments include Embrace Debate,(-) Not to brag but we called it Big Ben,(-)) Stay Woke Steph Curry,(-) and Guys on Chicks (-).

Embrace Debate

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Take Slip·Dec 12, 2018·Embrace Debate
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Big CatBig Cat

Adam Ottavino could strike out Babe Ruth every single time

Adam Ottavino says that he can strike out Babe Ruth every single time. Well, he definitely can right now, Babe Ruth's dead body... [But seriously] Adam Ottavino, I agree. Well, I definitely think so.

This is an unprovable hypothetical debate about cross-era performance.

Recap

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Take Slip·Dec 12, 2018
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Browns are going to make the playoffs

The Browns are going to make the playoffs. I'm looking at it too, and you know what season it is. It's playoff machine season on ESPN... I've been running the scenarios, crunching the numbers. They're not [the Packers] going to make the playoffs... But you know who is going to make the playoffs? The Browns.

The Browns finished the 2018 season 7-8-1 and missed the playoffs.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 12, 2018
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Big CatBig Cat

Signing Kirk Cousins was a bad idea that everyone predicted would fail

Kirk Cousins' signing was one of those things where everyone in the world was like, 'Hey, this is a bad idea.' To a man, everyone was like, 'Hey, this is a really bad idea.' But because of the NFL and how the quarterback position is played... anyone could be sucked in and talk themselves into saying Kirk Cousins.

While Cousins has put up stats, the Vikings failed to reach the same heights (NFC Championship) they reached with Case Keenum the year prior, making this take feel accurate in spirit.
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Take Slip·Dec 12, 2018
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kirk Cousins is just Case Keenum in a tuxedo

Now, what he is, is Case Keenum in a tuxedo. He is the nicest looking version of Case Keenum that you can put together.

This is a subjective comparison of two quarterbacks' career trajectories and perceived value.

Guys On Chicks

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Take Slip·Dec 12, 2018·Guys on Chicks
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tits are officially making a comeback in 2019

This is going to be the year where tits make a comeback too. That's right. Yep. It's no longer ass season. Asses have had their little time here. People have been all about the ass.

This is an aesthetic trend prediction that is inherently subjective and satirical.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

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Take Slip·Dec 12, 2018·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

There should be no preseason or first-month polls in college sports

There should be no polls until like two months into the season anyway. There should be no preseason polls. There should be no first-month polls in college basketball or college football. Take the bias out.

This is a procedural opinion on how sports should be governed/covered.
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Take Slip·Dec 12, 2018·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Gen Z is ruining the reputation of millennials

Gen Z should get more crap on the internet than millennials... Gen Z is 1995 to 2008... You guys are the ones who are actually fucking everything up because you guys are like the 18-year-olds, the bratty 18 to 22-year-olds... You're the ones who are fucking it up for the millennials. You're giving us a bad name.

This is a subjective cultural critique of generational stereotypes.

Interview

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Take Slip·Dec 12, 2018
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Daymond JohnDaymond John

Lori Greiner is the scariest Shark on Shark Tank

I'm always afraid of Lori. We're kind of in the same space of bringing consumer products to the market. And she has two platforms. She has a very strong platform with QVC. And she's also, if it's a woman-related product, she can be the face of it... I always have to have a tussle with Lori.

Daymond John's personal professional opinion on his co-stars.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 12, 2018
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Daymond JohnDaymond John

CBD is the next big industry bubble

[The next bubble is] CBD. I like CBD if it's the real stuff, but I think that there are a lot of fly-by-night companies right now that are trying to capitalize on it.

The CBD market did indeed see a massive 'green rush' followed by a significant correction and consolidation as many early companies failed to survive regulatory hurdles and over-saturation.