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Shark Tank's Daymond John

Wednesday, December 12, 201815 takes

Monday Night Football recap and playoff scenarios before Week 15. (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Gen Z is getting called out for making a bad name for millenials. (-) Shark Tank's Daymond John joins the show to talk about his business career, what being on Shark Tank is like, and Big Cat/PFT pitch him a bunch of ideas and offer their brains to be purchased. (-) Segments include Embrace Debate,(-) Not to brag but we called it Big Ben,(-)) Stay Woke Steph Curry,(-) and Guys on Chicks (-).

Daymond John on Shark Tank Secrets, FUBU, and Brain Investing

The playoff hunt is heating up, and Big Cat is already in a state of pre-emptive panic about the Green Bay Packers finding a way to sneak into the postseason. While the NFC is a total mess, PFT has shifted his focus to the AFC North, where he’s been spending way too much time on the ESPN Playoff Machine.

Loss
Dec 12, 2018
#7772
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Browns are going to make the playoffs

The Browns are going to make the playoffs. I'm looking at it too, and you know what season it is. It's playoff machine season on ESPN... I've been running the scenarios, crunching the numbers. They're not [the Packers] going to make the playoffs... But you know who is going to make the playoffs? The Browns.

The Browns finished the 2018 season 7-8-1 and missed the playoffs.

Monday Night Football provided a grim look at the Minnesota Vikings, specifically the man they gave all the guaranteed money to this past offseason. Big Cat and PFT are officially out on the Kirk Cousins experience, noting that while he looks great in a uniform, the results on the field tell a different story.

Void
Dec 12, 2018
#7776
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kirk Cousins is just Case Keenum in a tuxedo

Now, what he is, is Case Keenum in a tuxedo. He is the nicest looking version of Case Keenum that you can put together.

This is a subjective comparison of two quarterbacks' career trajectories and perceived value.

Big Cat pointed out that everyone actually saw this coming, yet the Vikings couldn't help themselves.

Win
Dec 12, 2018
#7773
Big CatBig Cat

Signing Kirk Cousins was a bad idea that everyone predicted would fail

Kirk Cousins' signing was one of those things where everyone in the world was like, 'Hey, this is a bad idea.' To a man, everyone was like, 'Hey, this is a really bad idea.' But because of the NFL and how the quarterback position is played... anyone could be sucked in and talk themselves into saying Kirk Cousins.

While Cousins has put up stats, the Vikings failed to reach the same heights (NFC Championship) they reached with Case Keenum the year prior, making this take feel accurate in spirit.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

The guys touched on everything from MLS trophies getting lap dances in Atlanta to the tragedy of the Cardi B and Offset breakup. However, the real heat was reserved for the generational divide. Big Cat has officially identified the true enemy of the people, and it isn't the millennials.

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Big CatBig Cat

Gen Z is ruining the reputation of millennials

Gen Z should get more crap on the internet than millennials... Gen Z is 1995 to 2008... You guys are the ones who are actually fucking everything up because you guys are like the 18-year-olds, the bratty 18 to 22-year-olds... You're the ones who are fucking it up for the millennials. You're giving us a bad name.

This is a subjective cultural critique of generational stereotypes.

On a more personal note, Big Cat provided an update on his physical therapy journey. After being told his entire body is essentially a series of structural failures, he’s doubling down on his fitness goals for the upcoming year.

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Big CatBig Cat

2019 will officially be the Year of the Core

2019 year of the core. The core helps, sets up everything else. So it's going to be back. My core wasn't ready for the workload that I put on it. [In] 2019, the core is going to be back.

'Year of the Core' is a recurring bit/lifestyle claim that isn't objectively testable.

Daymond John

Shark Tank legend Daymond John joined the show for an interview that felt more like a high-stakes board meeting. Big Cat and PFT immediately tried to sell him 15% of their collective brains for $5 million, eventually settling for a much more modest $50,000. Daymond shared some harsh truths about what happens to people who come into sudden wealth without a plan.

Win
Dec 12, 2018
#28977
Daymond JohnDaymond John

Most professional athletes and lottery winners go bankrupt within three years of leaving the league or receiving the money

Athletes and lotto winners, they usually bankrupt three years either outside of leaving the league or receiving the money. And you can easily blow $20 million.

While the exact 'three year' window varies, the high rate of bankruptcy among pro athletes (e.g., 78% of NFL players within two years of retirement per a famous SI report) is a well-documented claim in financial literature.

He also gave us the inside scoop on his fellow Sharks, revealing who actually strikes fear into the others when a deal is on the line. While Kevin O'Leary plays the villain, Daymond keeps his eyes on a different Shark.

Void
Dec 12, 2018
#7780
Daymond JohnDaymond John

Lori Greiner is the scariest Shark on Shark Tank

I'm always afraid of Lori. We're kind of in the same space of bringing consumer products to the market. And she has two platforms. She has a very strong platform with QVC. And she's also, if it's a woman-related product, she can be the face of it... I always have to have a tussle with Lori.

Daymond John's personal professional opinion on his co-stars.

Daymond was surprisingly open about the reality of Shark Tank deals, explaining that the cameras don't always capture why a partnership falls apart months later.

Void
Dec 12, 2018
#28979
Daymond JohnDaymond John

Buyer's remorse on Shark Tank deals usually stems from the entrepreneur's personality, not the product itself

I do end up having buyer's remorse later on down the line with a lot of products because a lot of times it's not the product that doesn't work. It's the entrepreneur that we don't see eye to eye.

This is Daymond's professional opinion based on his specific investment history.

Before heading out, Daymond looked into his crystal ball to predict the next major industry that's about to be flooded with entrepreneurs.

Win
Dec 12, 2018
#7781
Daymond JohnDaymond John

CBD is the next big industry bubble

[The next bubble is] CBD. I like CBD if it's the real stuff, but I think that there are a lot of fly-by-night companies right now that are trying to capitalize on it.

The CBD market did indeed see a massive 'green rush' followed by a significant correction and consolidation as many early companies failed to survive regulatory hurdles and over-saturation.

Segments

In a quick Embrace Debate, the guys tackled Rockies pitcher Adam Ottavino’s claim that he could strike out the Great Bambino. While the era gap is massive, Big Cat isn't ready to dismiss the possibility entirely.

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Big CatBig Cat

Adam Ottavino could strike out Babe Ruth every single time

Adam Ottavino says that he can strike out Babe Ruth every single time. Well, he definitely can right now, Babe Ruth's dead body. But seriously, I love these debates. They are what sports are all about, debating things that we can never prove.

This is an unprovable cross-era comparison.

Finally, Stay Woke focused on Steph Curry’s recent comments about the moon landing. While most people are arguing about science, PFT has a much more geographical theory about where that flag was actually planted.

Loss
Dec 12, 2018·Stay Woke
#28981
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The moon is actually just the Las Vegas area desert

I think the landing actually happened, but I think it happened in... I think the moon is just the Las Vegas area desert. [I am] a little woke on that.

Hot TakePop CultureFireSarcastic
Scientific evidence confirms the moon is an astronomical body, not a Nevada desert.

If you're looking for a plot of land on the moon, just make sure you check with Dave Portnoy first.

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More Takes

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Big CatBig Cat

There should be no preseason or first-month polls in college sports

There should be no polls until like two months into the season anyway. There should be no preseason polls. There should be no first-month polls in college basketball or college football. Take the bias out.

This is a procedural opinion on how sports should be governed/covered.
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Dec 12, 2018
#28978
Daymond JohnDaymond John

Achieving true mastery is impossible because every subject is constantly evolving

I think you don't really achieve mastery in any subject because the subject keeps moving and changing and developing. Bruce Lee was a master of karate at 30 and at 70, he would have to learn how to fight differently because he doesn't have the same strength.

This is a subjective philosophical stance on the nature of expertise.
Void
Dec 12, 2018
#28980
Daymond JohnDaymond John

Robert Herjavec is a very keen businessman who knows how to work his angles by acting nice

Robert is a very keen business guy, and he knows how to work his angles. He has that whole 'I'm really nice' type of thing. I'm on to that shit. A lot of people are not onto that.

Subjective interpersonal evaluation of a colleague's business persona.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tits are officially making a comeback in 2019

This is going to be the year where tits make a comeback too. That's right. Yep. It's no longer ass season. Asses have had their little time here. People have been all about the ass.

This is an aesthetic trend prediction that is inherently subjective and satirical.

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