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Blake Griffin And Antonio Brown's Free Agency Ends

Monday, March 11, 201918 takes

Antonio Brown has finally ended his Free Agency and is now an Oakland Raider ( - ). A-Rod gets engaged to J-Lo and Big Cat may have to fight Jose Canseco ( - ). Hank is 100% getting a cat ( - ) . Who's back of the week. 6x NBA All Star and runner up for Blake of the year, Blake Griffin joins the show to talk about why NBA players are unhappy, the time he blew by Ballmer, how he got good at 3 pointers, and how many free shoes he's going to get us ( - ). Segments include Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules for Jay Glazer's veteran refs, Talking Soccer, Kings stay Kings, and Monday Reading "Why Straight Men Are Joining Masturbation Clubs"

Blake Griffin on Pistons Life, NBA Unhappiness, and the Ballmer Blow-By

Hank is back from his short-lived hiatus, just in time for a massive Monday show. The biggest news in the NFL finally dropped over the weekend with Antonio Brown being traded to the Oakland Raiders for a third and a fifth-round pick. Big Cat and PFT Commenter broke down the chaos of the last few weeks, from the blonde mustache to the bizarre contract negotiations that actually worked out for AB in the end.

Void
Mar 11, 2019
#13033
Big CatBig Cat

Antonio Brown is the hero to the working man

[Antonio Brown] is the hero to the working man... he basically signed a contract two years ago, got a bunch of guaranteed money, when the guaranteed money ran out he's like 'I want a new deal' and then he got it.

While subjective, the 'working man' label for a multi-millionaire WR is ironically intended.

While the Raiders got their guy, the guys are skeptical about what this means for the rest of the roster. Big Cat is already looking at the draft board, convinced that Jon Gruden isn't done making franchise-altering moves at the most important position on the field.

Loss
Mar 11, 2019
#13035
Big CatBig Cat

Derek Carr will not be the Raiders' quarterback going forward; Jon Gruden will draft Kyler Murray

There's no way that Derek Carr is going to be the quarterback going forward, right? I'm saying [Jon Gruden] is going to get Kyler Murray. I think he's going to put all those chips [in the middle].

Derek Carr remained the Raiders' starting quarterback until 2022, and Kyler Murray was drafted #1 overall by the Cardinals.

This move officially signals the end of an era in Pittsburgh. Looking back at the talent they had with AB, Le'Veon Bell, and Ben Roethlisberger, it's almost impossible to believe they never reached the mountaintop together.

Void
Mar 11, 2019
#13039
Big CatBig Cat

The Steelers with Bell and Brown were the greatest fake dynasty of all time

Can we say the Steelers had the greatest fake dynasty of all time with Le'Veon Bell and Antonio Brown? Yeah, and at various points they had the best wide receiver, best running back, and a top five quarterback all at the same time and won absolutely zilch.

They never reached a Super Bowl with the 'Killer Bs' era despite elite statistical production.

A-Rod, J-Lo, and the Canseco Beef

Big Cat's boss, Alex Rodriguez, got engaged to Jennifer Lopez, and the fallout has been incredible. PFT has a theory that A-Rod, being the ultimate brand manager, probably overpaid for the ring just to keep the numbers round.

Void
Mar 11, 2019
#26761
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I bet Alex Rodriguez paid exactly $1 million for Jennifer Lopez's engagement ring even if it cost less

I have a theory about the ring that he gave [Jennifer Lopez]. I think that [Alex Rodriguez] paid exactly $1 million for it. That would be such an [Alex Rodriguez] move, right? He goes in the drawer, and they're like, 'this ring is $600,000.' He's like, 'let me just pay you $1 million for it.'

Purely speculative and likely impossible to verify, making it subjective.

Naturally, Jose Canseco immediately started chirping on Twitter, accusing A-Rod of cheating and challenging him to a fight. Big Cat isn't going to let his boss get bullied by a guy who once had a fly ball bounce off his head for a home run.

Loss
Mar 11, 2019
#26762
Big CatBig Cat

I will fight Jose Canseco in Alex Rodriguez's honor

Jose Canseco's coming at [Alex Rodriguez]. I'm going to have to fight Jose Canseco... I will fight him. I will fight in [Alex Rodriguez's] honor.

Big Cat did not fight Jose Canseco; Canseco eventually fought Billy Football in 2021.

Blake Griffin Joins the Show

Six-time All-Star and perennial Blake of the Year runner-up Blake Griffin joined the show to talk about his transition to Detroit and the current state of the NBA. He got real about the recent comments from Adam Silver regarding player happiness and how the constant noise of social media affects the locker room.

Void
Mar 11, 2019
#26764
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Many NBA players are insecure because of the constant criticism on social media

I feel like a lot of guys are very insecure. And that's what social media kind of does a little bit. You always see bad, I mean, you see good things, but you see a lot of bad things... being open to that much criticism on a day-in and day-out basis can kind of fuck with your mind.

This is a subjective assessment of player psychology based on first-hand experience.

Blake seems to have found a home in Detroit, noting that the fans there are a different breed compared to what he experienced in Los Angeles. He appreciates the blue-collar

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Win
Mar 11, 2019
#13037
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Antonio Brown will either be great for the Raiders or destroy them before they move to Vegas

[Antonio Brown] is so weird and so bizarre that he's either going to be great for the team or he's going to destroy the team before they move to Vegas.

Antonio Brown effectively destroyed his tenure before it started, being released before the first game after a series of bizarre incidents. 'Destroyed the team' is the correct half of the binary.
Loss
Mar 11, 2019
#13042
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Larry Fitzgerald will retire and run for the U.S. Senate in Arizona

I think Larry Fitzgerald's goal here is when he's going to wait for a Senate seat to come up in Arizona, and he's going to retire and run immediately for the United States Senate... that's why he keeps playing in Arizona so that the entire population of the state is like, 'this is our guy.'

Larry Fitzgerald played through 2020 and has not pursued a Senate run as of the 2024 cycle.
Win
Mar 11, 2019
#26763
HankHank

Zion Williamson will play in the ACC tournament this year

Zion is going to play, and he's going to play the ACC tournament. I don't think [they're saving him for the NCAA] because they know you need to get warmed up.

Zion Williamson did return for the ACC tournament, winning MVP and leading Duke to the title.
Void
Mar 11, 2019·Who's Back
#13046
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Adnan Syed is definitely guilty

The one you're talking about [Serial] came out five years ago about Adnan Syed. Who I think is really, really guilty. But for some reason, they just... I don't know. He just seems like it was a show about a guy that was guilty that had very charming murderer.

Syed's conviction was eventually vacated in 2022 and charges were dropped, though legal debates continue.
Win
Mar 11, 2019·Who's Back
#13045
Big CatBig Cat

Tiger Woods will win the Masters this year

Tiger will win the Masters this year. [If he doesn't] I'll get Hank two years of tuna fish for his cat.

Tiger Woods famously won the 2019 Masters, making this a legendary correct prediction.
Void
Mar 11, 2019
#13048
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Detroit sports fans are better than L.A. fans because they are more 'locked in'

I actually really do like the sports fans [in Detroit]. There's good sports fans in L.A., but there's so much stuff going on that people don't really care that much. So Detroit, when you're rolling, it feels like everywhere you go, people know what's going on. They know whether you lost last night. I love fans that actually know what's going on.

Subjective comparison of fanbases.
Void
Mar 11, 2019
#26765
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Steve Ballmer's attempt to shake my hand before our game was a PR stunt and I didn't like it

I saw [Steve Ballmer], but I'm just like, I'm already done... He wanted [the handshake] for cameras. Absolutely cool. And yeah, I just didn't like it.

This is Blake's subjective interpretation of the event and Ballmer's intent.
Void
Mar 11, 2019
#13049
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

If I were Zion Williamson, I would play again for Duke this season

Yeah, I would play. At the end of the day, you've got to play basketball. I totally get it. If he wanted to sit out, I wouldn't be like, 'oh, that's BS.' If he wants to sit out, cool, but I personally would play.

Zion did eventually return for the ACC and NCAA tournaments.
Void
Mar 11, 2019
#26766
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

The NBA's one-and-done rule should be abolished

[The one-and-done rule] should go away. A hundred percent.

The rule remains a matter of ongoing policy debate and is inherently subjective.
Loss
Mar 11, 2019
#26767
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

No one wants to face the Pistons in the playoffs when we are hot

I think, yeah, teams at this point, if we keep this momentum up, I think you never really want to see the team that's hot [the Pistons].

The Pistons were swept 4-0 in the first round by the Bucks, so they were not the 'team no one wanted to see.'
Loss
Mar 11, 2019
#26768
Big CatBig Cat

Coach K is faking Zion Williamson's injury status just to secure a one-seed

The stay woke out there is that [Zion Williamson] is not coming back, and it's this more serious injury than people realize, and Coach K is just faking that he's going to come back so that he can possibly get a one-seed. Because they won't give him a one-seed if Zion's not going to play.

Incorrect. Zion returned for the ACC tournament and the NCAA tournament, proving he was not out for the season.
Loss
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL should replace all officials with combat veterans and Navy SEALs

Jay Glazer... has maybe the greatest idea ever. Hire all new officials—all combat veterans, special operations backgrounds, go hire a bunch of Navy SEALs, Marine Recon, Delta Force, those guys. They literally can react faster than the rest of the world, even when bullets are flying... and also coaches will be a little less inclined to rip into them out on the sideline.

This has never been implemented and likely never will be due to technical training requirements.

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