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Brand New Dungeons And Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Monday, July 1, 20248 takes

The people's champ Timm Woods is back for a brand new campaign. Joined by Nick Turani, this quest is filled with twists and turns that will leave you speechless.

Intro

Win
Take Slip·Jul 1, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

We are going to take Dungeons and Dragons seriously and try to complete the mission this time

We're taking it seriously this time we're gonna try to complete the mission. Tim is electric as always and it's a great, great listen.

They successfully reached the vault door and acquired the key without killing each other, which is significant progress compared to previous campaigns.
Void
Take Slip·Jul 1, 2024
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Timm WoodsTimm Woods

Nothing is hotter than asking for consent even when you know you already have it

It was nothing's hotter than asking for consent when you know that you have it. I think a lot of problems. I agree.

This is a subjective opinion on dating/social dynamics.

Character Intro

Push
Take Slip·Jul 1, 2024·Character Intro
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Nick TuraniNick Turani

I am going to replace Hank as the person who gets killed and fucked in this Dungeons and Dragons adventure

I just know how this is gonna go. I'm just gonna replace Hank is the guy who gets killed and fucked.

Nick didn't die, but he did end up 'gay married' to an old dwarf priest, which fits the 'fucked' portion of his prediction.

Town Exploration

Void
Take Slip·Jul 1, 2024·Town Exploration
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Nick TuraniNick Turani

It is better to be a good guy with an axe than a good guy without one

Good guy with an axe though. Absolutely. Better than a bad guy with an ax. Would rather be a good guy with an axe than a good guy without wanting to come across.

Subjective comedic opinion.
Win
Take Slip·Jul 1, 2024·Town Exploration
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MaxMax

The Philadelphia Eagles should have saved their 'double eagle' for late in the season instead of starting hot and crashing

I don't wanna double eagle too early like the football team did last year. We gotta a double eagle late in the season.

The 2023 Eagles famously started 10-1 and finished 11-6 with a wild card exit, so the 'crashed and burned' assessment is factually accurate.

Arrival At Mountain

Win
Take Slip·Jul 1, 2024·Arrival At Mountain
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Big CatBig Cat

I am going to kill Max's eagle as soon as possible

I might have texted and said that we gotta kill Max's eagle ASAP.

PredictionLifeMediumSarcastic
While Big Cat didn't physically kill the eagle, it died almost immediately after this statement due to a combat encounter.

Great Ulf Encounter

Loss
Take Slip·Jul 1, 2024·Great Ulf Encounter
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Big CatBig Cat

I earn $150,000 per episode of Pardon My Take

$75,000. But actually that was three years ago. We make 150,000. Literally the truth.

This is a satirical exaggeration of his actual earnings, used for comedic effect during the D&D bit.

Wrap Up

Open
Take Slip·Jul 1, 2024·Wrap Up
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

We are definitely going to kill Hank in the next Dungeons and Dragons episode

But I, it was good team building and we're definitely gonna kill him in the the follow up episode. 100%.

The follow-up episode has not been released yet.