Takes

Shredder and the Ninja Turtles appear in every episode together but never actually kill each other

If you've ever watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Shredder is in every episode. The Ninja Turtles are in like every episode. They never actually kill each other. They just fight.

A Dungeons and Dragons player who shapeshifts into an animal too early cannot be trusted

If you morph into something else already, how can you be trusted? Right. It's not even, especially if it's not even known yet. [I need to] fit in with like the rest of the crowd.

There is nothing more satisfying than killing NPCs that you cannot normally kill over the internet

And nothing more satisfying than getting to kill people that we can't normally kill over the internet. Yes. Suck my dick, Poopy Stinks.

Turtles are annoying, talk down to others, and think they are in on something when they are not

There's something about it, a turtle that they do things in a way that is just really annoying to others. And I felt that annoyance within myself... They're also dumb and they think that they're in on something when they're really not.

Alabama will win the 2023 NCAA Tournament

Alabama. [Mepo] says Alabama.

Hank has never correctly guessed the lottery ball

Never. Never... [Mepo] doesn't even know how he knew that it's just in his body and it came bursting out. Liar, liar style. Just like, no. And he's like, how did I know that?

The Bears should trade Justin Fields to get younger assets

Maybe I could trade the fields because I want to get young... [He] seems like he's been very promising for the last, at least six months or so... But we could maybe get like a lot of other options in exchange.

Justin Fields has durability issues

If we have the field, sounds like it's been very promising for the last at least six months... Issues, however, lot durability issues, a lot of durability issues.

Justin Fields is a really good quarterback as long as he has protection, but he has problems when he is stationary

I really think that these fields are really good. So as long as long as there's people protecting him in front, he's gonna be fine. Okay. Way more problems when he is just stationary.

Children can't lie

I would like to speak to the children? Children can't lie. Okay?

The T-Rex is an absolute fraud of a dinosaur

T-Rex is an absolute fraud. We got Giganotosaurus, that's like the alpha of all the roars. It's just basically T-Rex with functional arms but like four times as big. Looks like a dragon.

Vikings used magic mushrooms to cure concussions and it could save modern football

Essentially Vikings might have caught cured concussions and save football. If they do the research and develop a drug where it's like, okay, this would actually speed up the process... these Berserkers definitely had CTE and like a lot of them lived to super old ages... we could save football.