Brand New 3 Hour Dungeons And Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

This D&D episode is the greatest podcasting ever done

It is maybe the greatest podcasting ever done. And I'm just going to say it, podcasting ever done. I think I'd say that if Game of Thrones creators had had a last season that was half as good as this, then everyone would have critical acclaim of it.

Nick Turani is the biggest nerd in the Barstool office

And we have added the biggest nerd in the office in Nick Turani. It's fair to say here. Hot seat Jake. Yeah.

Gundren Rockseeker and Sildar are likely drug mules

We should check on the supplies. Should we look at them? Like we might be drug mules in this situation. You know how they say, like in an airport, don't take anybody else's bag for them. Right.

Jake Marsh's character Cake feels like a narc/cop

I'm just going to, [Big Cat] is or what's his name? Jake, you got a little problem with your beer there. What happened? I don't know what's going on... He's a cop like you on the basketball court check to see if he's a cop... Cause he feels like a cop.

An evil God is completely satisfied with the party's horrific actions

[Big Cat]: Greg, I'm not the one to tell you that your God is angry with you... what are the thoughts going through Greg's head? [Nick Turani]: My God has never been more proud of me.

PFT is the ultimate winner of the campaign after outlasting everyone

I'd like to just, I'd like to piss all over everybody... Everyone and there are some people making, saving, throws. They may live or die... but they're getting pissed on no matter what. And that is where we would finish up our game for today then.