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Brian Baldinger, Week 15 Picks And Preview, Fantasy Frenchmen And Fyre Fest Of The Week

Friday, December 16, 202216 takes

The Niners are really fucking good and the Seahawks are running out of gas (-). World Cup picks (-). We then transition to Week 15 picks and preview for every game on Saturday/Sunday (-). Fantasy Frenchmen (-). NFL Network's Brian Baldinger joins the show to talk about his life as the ultimate football guy, who he has winning the Super Bowl, guys that jump off tape and tons more (-). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (-).

Brian Baldinger on the NFL's Best Units and Week 15 Preview

The San Francisco 49ers are officially scary. After a Thursday night beatdown of the Seahawks, Big Cat and PFT are grappling with the reality of Brock Purdy being a legitimate quarterback in this league. It helps that Kyle Shanahan has built a cocoon of elite talent around him that makes the transition from Mr. Irrelevant to NFC West champion look effortless.

Win
Dec 16, 2022
#7323
Big CatBig Cat

Brock Purdy walked into the best situation a low-drafted quarterback could ever have

I don't think there's a better situation that a Mr irrelevant low drafted quarterback could ever walk into than not only Kyle Shanahan, but this specific 49ers team that just has so much talent everywhere. Like their defense is great. Their running game is great. He's not really getting hit that much.

Purdy's continued success and the 49ers' dominant system support the idea that the environment was perfectly constructed for a QB of his profile.

On the other side of the ball, Seattle is starting to look like a team that stayed at the party way too long. Geno Smith is still writing back, but the envelope is finally addressed and ready for the mail. The lack of top-end depth on that defense is starting to show, especially when they get gashed on the ground by anyone wearing a different jersey.

Push
Dec 16, 2022
#7324
Big CatBig Cat

The Seahawks are running out of gas because they lack top-end talent

It feels like they're just running outta gas in terms of talent. Their defense getting gashed on the, like last week the Panthers had 240 yards tonight. The Niners ran for five yards of carry. It just, it feels like it's getting to the end here where, where like the fact they don't have a ton of top end talent is hurting them.

The Seahawks did struggle late in the 2022 season, losing 5 of their last 8, but they actually managed to sneak into the playoffs at 9-8.

Speaking of jerseys, the Seahawks' lime green color rush kits might be the worst defensive tactical decision in sports history. Big Cat is convinced you simply cannot stop a nosebleed while dressed like a highlighter.

Win
Dec 16, 2022
#7325
Big CatBig Cat

You cannot stop the run if you wear the Seahawks' full lime green color rush jerseys

I hope you're saying what I'm gonna think thinking, but you cannot stop the run if you're wearing those jerseys... You gotta commit to it. It's Thursday night football baby. And even if you do commit to it, I still think that you're gonna get gashed on the ground. Yeah. If you're wearing those jerseys... those are jerseys that'll just get run on.

The 49ers ran for 170 yards (5.0 avg) against the Seahawks in those jerseys this game. Historically, uniform-based performance is subjective but the literal claim that they'd get run on was true that night.

World Cup Final and Week 15 Picks

Before shifting to the NFL slate, the conversation turned to the World Cup final. Big Cat is all-in on Messi finally getting his crown, mostly because it would force Hank to admit he chose the wrong goat. Hank, naturally, has a prediction that would make a soccer purist's head explode.

Loss
Dec 16, 2022·World Cup
#7328
HankHank

The World Cup final will end in a 4-4 draw and France will win on penalty kicks

Four four penalty kicks... I think we'll go one each and extra time... And then France wins one gold to nothing in penalty case.

The game ended 3-3 after extra time, and Argentina won on penalties. France lost, and the score was not 4-4.

Moving to the weekend picks, PFT is eyeing the Vikings in a get-right spot against a Colts team that seems to be functioning as a Jim Irsay science experiment. The Vikings' offense remains elite, and with a healthy line, they should handle the Saturday spotlight.

Push
Dec 16, 2022·Picks
#24751
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Vikings will beat and cover against the Colts because their offensive line is healthy

I love the Minnesota Vikings this weekend. Ooh. Minus four and a half. I think it's perfect spot for the Vikings against the Colts. The offensive line is healthier this week for the Vikings... I am confident that they'll be able to beat the Colts.

The Vikings won 39-36 in overtime after trailing 33-0. While they won, they did not cover the 4.5 point spread.

Big Cat is focusing on the Saturday night showdown in Buffalo. While Mike McDaniel might be wearing "I wish it were colder" shirts, the reality of Tua Tagovailoa playing in freezing temperatures is a different story entirely. The history of warm-weather quarterbacks going to Western New York in December usually ends with a lot of three-and-outs and sad sideline heaters.

Loss
Dec 16, 2022·Picks
#7332
Big CatBig Cat

I'm betting the Bills -7 over the Dolphins because Tua Tagovailoa can't play in the cold

I had no idea they went to seven, Tua has played 63 games in college and pro and never started a game that's been under 36 degrees. Yep... He's not a cold weather guy... This is going to be a big time fish outta water studio. Yes. And he also, he started three games with the temperatures under 50 degrees. Oh three straight up and against the spread... Bill's my seven, my pick.

The Bills won 32-29, so they failed to cover the -7 spread.

Baldy Joins the Program

It took seven years, but Brian Baldinger finally made his PMT debut. A true football guy who watches film until the stadium security kicks him out, Baldy brought a level of trench-warfare expertise the show has been missing. He’s particularly high on the Washington defensive front, provided their returning star brings the right energy.

Void
Dec 16, 2022
#24755
Brian BaldingerBrian Baldinger

The Washington defensive line is better when Chase Young plays with the same motor as the other starters

What you're seeing right now, Jonathan Allen, Daron Payne, Montez Sweat, they're playing really hard... If Chase [Young] comes on and he plays as hard as the guys around him are playing, then the defense will get better. But if he doesn't, if he just sort of stands there and patty cakes with the offensive tackle, then they're not gonna get better.

Young's return was limited in 2022. The Commanders' D-line remained strong, but Young himself didn't have a massive statistical impact upon returning from his ACL injury.

Baldy also settled the debate on the most dominant individual force in the league right now. While Nick Bosa is a technician, Baldy is enamored with the motor of Max Crosby, calling him the baddest dude on tape because he simply refuses to leave the field.

Void
Dec 16, 2022
#7337
Brian BaldingerBrian Baldinger

Max Crosby is the best defensive player in the NFL right now

Max Crosby's the best defensive player in his league. Now I talked to Nick Bosa last week... I go, he plays every single play Nick... nobody plays a game like Max Crosby right now. He plays every snap. Nobody can block him. The run game. Nobody makes more tackles from the defensive end position than Max.

Nick Bosa won the 2022 Defensive Player of the Year award, but Crosby did have a statistical masterpiece of a season (12.5 sacks, 89 tackles).

When looking at the playoff picture, Baldy warned that everyone needs to stop treating the Detroit Lions like a punchline. Between Jared Goff’s resurgence and Ben Johnson’s play-calling, they’ve become the team nobody wants to see in January.

Win
Dec 16, 2022
#7338
Brian BaldingerBrian Baldinger

The Detroit Lions are a dangerous team that could outscore anyone in the playoffs

Detroit is dangerous. Yeah. They're just dangerous. They just are. Jared Goff has been to a Super Bowl... Jameson Williams is a come like, he's just a speeding comment. Like if you add him, like their defense got a lot of good young players... I feel like they could outscore teams. Cause their is really good.

The Lions finished the season 9-8 and narrowly missed the playoffs, but their performance proved they were indeed 'dangerous.'

The show wrapped up with Fantasy Frenchmen, where PFT's accent continues to be a work of art, and a Fyre Fest of the Week that featured PFT accidentally doxing his own debit card while trying to snort spicy McDonald's seasoning in Qatar. It's the holiday season, the cold has arrived in New York, and Big Cat’s son is currently haunting his bedroom doorway at 5:00 AM.

If you're looking for an elite diner in New Jersey, remember Baldy's rule: it has to be 24 hours and the menu must be as thick as a Shanahan playbook.

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More Takes

Win
Dec 16, 2022·World Cup
#7326
Big CatBig Cat

I predict Argentina will win the World Cup final

I want messy to win so bad so that idiots who don't know Ball. Speaking of not knowing ball, like Hank have to fucking eat it. I, I'm predicting I'm predicting Argentina.

Argentina defeated France in the 2022 World Cup Final on penalty kicks after a 3-3 draw.
Push
Dec 16, 2022·Picks
#24754
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Titans will cover +3 against the Chargers because Derrick Henry will dominate their poor run defense

My underdog this week is gonna be the Tennessee Titans. Oh. Plus three. This feels like, this feels like a tractor CTO game... The Chargers run defense sucks dick. Derrick Henry's just gonna run it down their throats... that's Vrabel town.

The Chargers won 17-14. Since the spread was Titans +3, this resulted in a 'push' (tie) for bettors. Henry did have 100+ yards and a TD, but it wasn't enough to win.
Win
Dec 16, 2022·Picks
#24752
Big CatBig Cat

The Jaguars will cover +4.5 against the Cowboys because Dallas is in a look-ahead spot

I'm going to take the Jacksonville Jaguars plus four and a half Cowboys in look ahead. Big time. Look ahead with, I kinda like Eagles. Yeah. It's just, I feel like it's one of those games I'll know right away... Trevor Lawrence, I don't hate it. I'm riding big time look ahead game.

The Jaguars actually won the game outright 40-34 in overtime, easily covering the spread.
Loss
Dec 16, 2022·Picks
#7342
Big CatBig Cat

Zach Wilson being benched for Mike White might actually light a fire under him and lead to a comeback

Big time with Zach Wilson being QB two now. I know. So there's a little fire underneath him... And then they win. And Billy Football's like Zach Wilson, future Patrick Mahomes. Zach's been begging to get let back in the house... they cracked the door. They're like, I know you're homeless. You can come inside, but you're sleeping on the couch.

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Wilson eventually got back on the field due to injuries but his performance didn't significantly improve in 2022 or 2023, eventually leading to him being traded.
Win
Dec 16, 2022·Picks
#7334
HankHank

Weather is not real and the Bills vs. Dolphins game will go over the total

Hank weather isn't real. Also over 44... This is going way over. I'm a big believer in, it's one thing I know... Saturday night. Great game weather doesn't matter. This is going way over.

The total score was 61 (32-29), easily clearing the 44-point total. Hank was right about the score, despite his absurd reasoning.
Loss
Dec 16, 2022·Picks
#24753
Big CatBig Cat

The Lions vs. Jets game will go over the total of 44.5

My official pick will be the Lions Jets over 44 and a half... It's base a lot on Quinnen Williams potentially not playing... Lion's offense is humming right now. Mike White. Not afraid to push it down the field. I think we're gonna get some points in this game.

The final score was 20-17 Lions, totaling only 37 points, well under the 44.5 line.
Loss
Dec 16, 2022
#7340
Brian BaldingerBrian Baldinger

Jalen Hurts is the runaway NFL MVP

Jaylen Hertz is the mvp. He's the runaway MVP from me. Like he doesn't, you can't get the guy to make a mistake. And the guy's decision making has been flawless. Now, it might change against the 49ers, the Christmas Eve against the Cowboys. Maybe teams can do that, but man, they're so, they're so solid everywhere.

Patrick Mahomes won the 2022 MVP. Jalen Hurts' shoulder injury late in the season essentially ended his 'runaway' status.

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