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Bucks Tie It Up, Bryson Is A Baby, Kentucky Sports Radio Callers & Fyre Fest Of The Week

Friday, July 16, 202115 takes

The Bucks tie up the series and we recap a wild game 4. Giannis block, Chris Paul is hurt or drunk or something and Khris Middleton's legacy games are starting to add up ( - ). Bryson trashes his golf clubs and blames everyone but himself ( - ). PR 101 Mike Silver is now working for the WFT ( - ). Kentucky Sports Radio day is one of our favorites every year. Callers roast us and talk about Kentucky as well as a history of Kentucky from Billy ( - ). Fyre Fest of the week wraps up the week.

Bucks Tie the Finals, Bryson's Driver Tantrum, and Kentucky Sports Radio Takeover

We officially have a series. The Milwaukee Bucks evened it up against the Suns in a Game 4 that felt like pure chaos and peak athleticism. The headline, obviously, is the block. Giannis Antetokounmpo recovered from a pick-and-roll to meet Deandre Ayton at the summit in a play that defied everything we know about human anatomy and physics. Big Cat is already clearing space in the history books for it.

Void
Jul 16, 2021
#17625
Big CatBig Cat

Giannis Antetokounmpo's Game 4 block belongs in the Pantheon of all-time NBA Finals blocks

That block, Giannis's block, Pantheon of blocks. I'd say it's finals... greatest turnaround, no question. Greatest Mike Breen witnessed finals block of all time. It also was maybe the highest block of all time in NBA finals history because of where it took place. It took place so far above the rim.

This is a subjective ranking of historical moments, widely shared by sports media at the time.

On the other side of the ball, Chris Paul looked like a different person. He was uncharacteristically sloppy, leading PFT to wonder if there was more than just a bad shooting night going on in CP3's head.

Loss
Jul 16, 2021
#17631
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Chris Paul's poor Game 4 performance might be due to vertigo because he looked dizzy while dribbling

I don't know what vertigo is. Is that considered an injury or is that considered a disease or an ailment? I think he has vertigo. Because he just, he looked dizzy when he was trying to dribble the ball. Like he didn't know where the ball was going to come up after it hit the ground.

Chris Paul did not actually have vertigo; he had a wrist injury that was later revealed after the finals.

While Chris Paul struggled, Khris Middleton continued his trend of having "legacy quarters" that keep the Bucks alive. He dropped 40 points, but Big Cat and PFT are still trying to figure out where exactly he fits in the hierarchy of NBA stars. He isn't quite the face of the league, but he's the guy you want taking the shot when it matters.

Void
Jul 16, 2021
#17629
Big CatBig Cat

Khris Middleton is not a superstar, but a very good player who is occasionally great

Khris Middleton now has everyone befuddled because we have this rule in media and how we digest all these games... Are you a superstar or not? 40 points, you should be a superstar, but he's not. He's just a guy who's very good and then sometimes great. I think that's a totally fine place to put him.

Subjective categorization of player tiers.

With the momentum shifting back to Milwaukee, Big Cat is ready to call the series right now, especially given the state of the Suns' veteran leader.

Win
Jul 16, 2021
#17633
Big CatBig Cat

The Bucks will win the NBA Finals because Chris Paul is clearly injured and the Suns are in trouble

I think the Bucks [win]. I do actually think Chris Paul has some type of injury because there is no explanation for how he's playing. And if he has that type of injury, the Suns are kind of fucked.

The Bucks won the next two games to win the series 4-2.

Switching to golf, Bryson DeChambeau is back to blaming everything but himself. After a rough start at The Open, he decided to bury his driver manufacturer, Cobra, by saying the face of the club sucks. It’s the ultimate "blame the tools" move from a guy who treats golf like a lab experiment. Big Cat notes that even Cobra reps are starting to treat him like a petulant child. Speaking of bad looks, Mike Gundy finally shaved the mullet. PFT thinks it might be a strategic move to stay humble in the new landscape of college sports.

Void
Jul 16, 2021
#17638
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

College football coaches should shave their mullets to avoid outshining players in the NIL era

I think it's a smart move in this new name, image, likeness era of college sports to shave. You can't stand out more than your players. You can market to your players like, hey, you'll get so much money if you come to school here. If you have more swag than your players, then they might be like, 'listen, I'm not even the biggest fish on campus.'

While a humorous take, it is inherently subjective and satirical, impossible to measure as a factual business outcome.

Then it was time for the annual Kentucky Sports Radio takeover. It’s one of the best days on the calendar because we get a direct line to the most passionate, and sometimes most confused, fans in the country. We met Buck, who watches dollar store trucks get stuck in the "holler," and we heard from TJ Smith, our new legal counsel on retainer. However, the undisputed star of the show was Joanne. She called in strictly to tell Big Cat and PFT that she hates their guts and hopes to never hear from them again. It was a beautiful, pure sports radio moment.

Loss
Jul 16, 2021
#22365
Big CatBig Cat

John Calipari's career is in its Twilight and he will likely retire soon

I think [John Calipari] is just going to retire. I think this is the Twilight of his career. He's just enjoying himself right now. He wants to be able to go out and watch his kids play in the NBA someday.

Calipari did not retire soon; he coached Kentucky until 2024 and then took the head coaching job at Arkansas.

Billy Football also chipped in with some "oral history" of Kentucky that was probably 40% accurate at best. He spent a lot of time focused on the state's dairy habits rather than the bourbon.

Win
Jul 16, 2021·Ksr
#17640
Billy FootballBilly Football

Milk is the official state beverage of Kentucky

Kentucky state beverage is milk... for how much bourbon they store, largest in the world, and the mint juleps they serve at the Kentucky Derby, Kentucky state beverage is milk.

Milk was designated as the official state drink of Kentucky in 2005.

We wrapped up with Fyre Fest of the week. Hank is moving and currently lacks a six-pack, a personality, and a working knowledge of how utilities work. Meanwhile, PFT is spending hundreds of dollars on a mobile Formula 1 game just to keep his virtual Ferrari from getting smoked on the straightaways.

See you on Sunday night for the Space Jam 2 review.

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More Takes

Void
Jul 16, 2021
#22362
Big CatBig Cat

Cam Payne has a 'Mamba Mentality' and plays like he's the best guy on the court

There is something about Cam Payne... who has the 'I'm the best guy out here' feeling? Cause you want someone with Mamba mentality, even though he's not, you want someone who will give you those minutes, like, oh, he can maybe take over, get hot.

This is a subjective opinion on a player's mindset and style of play.
Void
Jul 16, 2021·Null
#22363
Big CatBig Cat

Bryson DeChambeau is acting like an eight-year-old by blaming his equipment for his poor play

Bryson DeChambeau though... he's having trouble with his driver. And afterwards he said... 'the driver sucks.' [Cobra's rep] said it's like an eight-year-old that gets mad at you. They might fly off the handle and say, I hate you, but then you go, whoa, no, you don't. We know as adults that they really don't mean that.

The manufacturer's representative literally called him an eight-year-old, which Big Cat is highlighting as a correct assessment of his behavior.
Push
Jul 16, 2021·Null
#22364
Big CatBig Cat

Mike Silver's hire by the Washington Football Team is a PR move to get guaranteed positive coverage

The Washington Football Team... pulled a masterful stroke, which is just hiring Mike Silver, the guy who will say—you don't even have to pay Mike Silver to say nice things about you. You just have to go out to steak dinners with him once every four months like Hugh Jackson. I would imagine that the Washington Football Team will have Hugh Jackson as a coach soon.

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Silver did indeed produce positive content for the team during his tenure, and the prediction about Hue Jackson was a joke that didn't materialize.
Win
Jul 16, 2021
#17636
Big CatBig Cat

Cracking down on 'Horns Down' is the softest move of all time

Horns down is now being cracked down on even more, which is the softest move of all time. The softest move of all time. Well, they're saying that you can't do it to a Texas player... Texas shouldn't be able to do horns up if you can't do horns down.

The Big 12 did indeed implement rules that could penalize the 'Horns Down' gesture as unsportsmanlike conduct.
Push
Jul 16, 2021
#17642
BuckBuck

Kentucky basketball is loaded up and ready to return to the top this season

I feel like we're just about ready to shoot to the top... We're loading up right now. [Ready to] go back to the top.

Kentucky finished 26-8 and was a 2-seed but suffered a historic upset to 15-seed Saint Peter's in the first round, failing to reach the 'top'.
Void
Jul 16, 2021·Ksr
#17641
Big CatBig Cat

Sean Miller would be the greatest used car salesman of all college basketball coaches

The easy answer is going to be Sean Miller on this one. Just because you can see him patrolling the lot out there, sweating through his suit. That's a man that was born to be in a used car commercial.

This is a subjective comparison of a coach's persona to a profession.
Void
Jul 16, 2021
#22366
Big CatBig Cat

The 2021-22 season is a 'put up or shut up' year for the Kentucky Stags handball club

It's a put up or shut up season for sure [for the Kentucky Stags]. You guys have all the talent accumulated. It's a matter of putting it together... I'm sick of all the hype year after year. If they Kentucky Stags... it's essentially just like intramural Dodgeball.

This is a satirical take on a non-professional sports entity.
Loss
Jul 16, 2021·Fyre Fest
#17644
Billy FootballBilly Football

Olympic drug testing will expose golfers with suspicious size increases

The Olympics are coming up around the corner... guess what sport is also in the Olympics and they're starting to do the eligibility for? Golf. So you know, if you see any like discrepancies in people's drive [and] their size compared to their size maybe two years ago... They don't drug test in the PGA. [The IOC tests] are pretty hard.

No major golfers failed drug tests at the Tokyo 2020 Olympics (held in 2021), and Bryson DeChambeau actually missed the Olympics due to a positive COVID-19 test.

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