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Cam Newton & Brandon Marshall In Studio, Week 13 Picks & Preview + Fyre Fest

Friday, December 1, 202316 takes

Cowboys win a fun TNF and Dak Prescott could be the MVP (-). We break down every game for Week 13 including an identity crisis in New Orleans, Eagles vs Niners as the crown jewel of the weekend and more(-). Fantasy Fuccbois (-). Cam Newton and Brandon Marshall join us in studio to talk about their careers in the NFL, their new media ventures, whether Cam ever brought losing outfits to games, Auburn's title run and tons more (-). We finish the show with Fyre Fest of the week (-).

Cam Newton and Brandon Marshall on NFL Careers, Media, and Week 13 Preview

The show kicks off with a heavy dose of Thursday Night Football reaction after the Cowboys outlasted the Seahawks in a shootout that featured exactly zero punts. Big Cat is fully on the Dak Prescott MVP train, noting that the leap he’s taken in protecting the football has changed the ceiling for Dallas.

Win
Dec 1, 2023
#18818
Big CatBig Cat

Dak Prescott is a legitimate NFL MVP candidate because he's taking better care of the football than last year

Dak Prescott's playing way better than last year. He is playing out of his mind. ... Last year he finished the season 23 touchdowns, 15 interceptions. This season through week 13, he's 23 touchdowns, six interceptions. He's having an awesome, awesome year. And he's up there for MVP.

Dak Prescott finished 2nd in the 2023 NFL MVP voting behind Lamar Jackson, so he was definitely a 'legitimate candidate'.

PFT isn't quite ready to crown them yet, suggesting that despite the shiny record and Dak's stats, the structure of the team under Mike McCarthy remains the same volatile unit we saw a year ago.

Win
Dec 1, 2023
#18817
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Dallas Cowboys are basically the same team they were last year

Dallas fans are so confident right now, as they should be. You're a good team, but you're basically the same team that you've been, or that you were last year at least. Yeah. Well, well, Mike McCarthy is the same guy that he was last year.

The Cowboys finished 12-5 for the third straight year and suffered another early, embarrassing playoff exit (Wild Card vs Packers), validating the take that they hadn't actually changed their ceiling.

On the flip side, the Seahawks are staring down a brutal stretch that could effectively end their season before the holidays even arrive. Big Cat is smelling blood in the water for Geno Smith and company.

Win
Dec 1, 2023
#25019
Big CatBig Cat

The Seahawks are in serious trouble because of their upcoming schedule against the Niners and Eagles

The Seahawks are in trouble... They have to play. Their next two games are against the Niners and the Eagles. And they, they can't keep losing and make the playoffs.

The Seahawks lost to the Niners but beat the Eagles; they ultimately finished 9-8 and missed the playoffs.

Week 13 Picks and the Bird Gauntlet

The guys transition into a massive Week 13 preview, focusing on the "Crown Jewel" of the slate: 49ers vs. Eagles. While the Niners have been talking a massive amount of trash about last year's NFC Championship game, Big Cat thinks the physical toll on Philly's defense might finally show up on the scoreboard.

Push
Dec 1, 2023·Picks
#18821
Big CatBig Cat

The Niners will beat the Eagles this Sunday because Philadelphia's defense is gassed after playing 92 snaps last week

The Eagles have the defense... played 92 snaps on Sunday. That's a lot of snaps... I feel like the Niners have this game circled more than the Eagles can. And I think that like, this will be the NFC championship game in the Eagles will probably beat them in the NFC championship game. But I feel like this Sunday it's Niners.

The 49ers beat the Eagles 42-19. However, the Eagles lost in the Wild Card round, so the NFC Championship rematch prediction was incorrect.

This led to a deep dive into PFT’s legendary "Bird Gauntlet" theory. While Jake tried to present some logic, PFT stood firm on the mystical difficulty of defeating every winged mascot in the league.

Win
Dec 1, 2023·Picks
#25023
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

No NFL team has ever completed the 'bird gauntlet' of beating every bird team in a single season

The bird gauntlet is playing against all of the bird teams. And no NFL team has ever beaten the bird gauntlet. It's never happened. ... No team has ever beaten every bird team in a single season in the history of the NFL.

This is a statistically true fact given NFL scheduling and rarity of playing all five bird teams (Eagles, Falcons, Ravens, Seahawks, Cardinals) in one year.

In the NFC South, the stakes are apparently even higher than a playoff spot. PFT is predicting a literal coaching bloodbath for anyone in that division who doesn't finish on top.

Push
Dec 1, 2023·Picks
#18820
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Every NFC South coach who doesn't win the division will be fired

Whoever wins the NFC South will not fire their coach going into next season. Agreed. Every other team will... I'm not saying that they should... we can say the entire NFC South is coaching for their job.

The Bucs won the division and kept Todd Bowles. Arthur Smith (Falcons) was fired. However, Dennis Allen (Saints) did not win the division but was NOT fired, making this prediction only partially correct.

Cam Newton and Brandon Marshall in Studio

The centerpiece of the episode is an incredible, wide-ranging interview with Cam Newton and Brandon Marshall. The energy in the room was electric as they discussed everything from Cam’s legendary 2010 Auburn run to the modern media landscape. Cam addressed his current status in the NFL, making it clear that while he’s building a media empire, the door isn't shut.

Win
Dec 1, 2023
#18822
Cam NewtonCam Newton

I will never officially retire from the NFL

I don't think I would ever retire. Oh. Oh... I'm one of those guys... if I were to come back at that particular point in time, it would be just for the fans... I'm just waiting on somebody to tick me off.

As of February 2026, Cam Newton has not officially retired from the NFL. He has maintained his stance of not formally announcing retirement.

Brandon Marshall, ever the competitor, claimed he could still walk onto an NFL field today and be a productive asset, specifically at tight end, which prompted some classic "realist" pushback from Cam.

Loss
Dec 1, 2023
#18823
Brandon MarshallBrandon Marshall

I could catch 10 passes in an NFL game today if I played tight end

I mean, at tight end? Sure. I could get 10 catches receiver three... slant back shoulder type... being savvy and understand how to get in certain positions.

Marshall did not return to the NFL. While unfalsifiable in a real game, the physical demands of the modern NFL make a 10-catch performance for a 40-year-old retired WR nearly impossible.

Cam also went deep on the evolution of the quarterback position. He argued that the statue-esque success of guys like Peyton Manning actually hurt the perception of dual-threat QBs who create value in non-traditional ways.

Void
Dec 1, 2023
#18824
Cam NewtonCam Newton

Peyton Manning did the NFL a disservice by creating an unrealistic standard for athletic quarterbacks

Peyton Manning did this league a disservice... by having like, you know, 350 yards passing... All right, here comes Michael Vick. Here comes a Cam Newton... athletic quarterbacks that we're going to get the yards elsewhere... it's not the prototypical way. We're used to seeing yards being made.

This is a subjective football philosophy take. Cam is arguing about the perception of the QB position, which can't be objectively proven right or wrong but is a significant cultural critique of NFL scouting and media.

They also discussed the current state of the Chicago Bears. Cam had a very specific vision for how to fix Justin Fields, suggesting the team needs to stop trying to force him into a traditional pocket-passer box and instead embrace the chaos of the no-huddle.

Void
Dec 1, 2023
#18826
Cam NewtonCam Newton

The Bears should put Justin Fields in a high-gear, uptempo offense

I would have that fucker in high gear. High gear... I think a beneficiary who would benefit off of a uptempo offense is Justin Fields. Because a tired lineman... does not want to run around trying to chase a quarterback. When they do uptempo and they let him like be himself, he looks great.

The Bears traded Fields after the season. While some analysts agree with Cam, the Bears' offensive staff never fully committed to this 'high-gear' style with Fields, making its effectiveness in Chicago a 'what-if'.

To wrap up the week, the guys hit Fantasy Fuccbois and a Fyre Fest segment that featured PFT accidentally sipping from his own old piss bottle—a moment of true grit and veteran savvy to keep the show moving.

Between Cam’s font app and Brandon’s unwavering belief in Russell Wilson’s leadership, it was a legendary Friday show to send us into the weekend.

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More Takes

Win
Dec 1, 2023·Picks
#25020
Big CatBig Cat

The Lions are at a crossroads after two bad games and need to prove they are a real NFC contender against the Saints

This, this is gonna be a true test to the Lions. They're, I feel like they're at a crossroads. 'cause they've had two bad games... Are they a real team in the NFC? Can they go down and beat the saints who are very injured?

The Lions beat the Saints 33-28 and went on to win the division and reach the NFC Championship, proving they were indeed 'real'.
Win
Dec 1, 2023·Picks
#25021
Big CatBig Cat

I like the Texans over the Broncos because Denver's turnover luck is unsustainable

I feel like the Broncos have, it's been very nice, but when the fumbles and the Picks stop, it's like, okay, do they have the offense to like get these sustained drives? ... That's kind of why I like the Texans.

The Texans beat the Broncos 22-17.
Loss
Dec 1, 2023·Picks
#25022
Big CatBig Cat

The Patriots might actually win against the Chargers despite being terrible

The Patriots are so so bad... With all that said... Maybe worst team, I don't know how you could bet the Chargers minus five and a half on the road because the Chargers love to not like win games. ... I think we might though [win].

The Chargers won 6-0 in a miserable game; the Patriots did not win.
Void
Dec 1, 2023
#20167
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I've staked my entire reputation on Joe Flacco possibly being elite — and the Browns OC says he still has an elite arm

Per the offensive coordinator of the Browns, Alex Van Pelt, he said Flacco still has an elite arm. Listen, I've staked my entire reputation on Joe Flacco possibly being elite.

PFT doubling down on the Flacco elite thesis, citing the Browns OC as vindication. The 'staked my entire reputation' line is hyperbolic but reflects genuine long-term commitment to the bit.
Loss
Dec 1, 2023
#25024
Cam NewtonCam Newton

I'm potentially returning to the NFL next year and waiting for someone to motivate me

That's not too far off. I'm just waiting on somebody to tick me off. ... if I'm moved by it, I'm going to get moved by it. Right spot, right place, right time.

Cam Newton did not play in the NFL in 2024.
Void
Dec 1, 2023
#18825
Brandon MarshallBrandon Marshall

The Broncos' 2023 turnaround is 100% because Russell Wilson never folded as a leader

This season turned around. It starts with leadership and it starts with one guy, Russell Wilson... he doesn't change, he doesn't fold even when it fucking hurts... he stayed the same... my theory is that the turnaround happened because Russell Wilson and his unwavering faith, he never folded even when it hurt.

While Wilson played better during the win streak, the defense also improved historically (16 turnovers in 5 games). The Broncos later benched Wilson for the final two games of the season, casting doubt on him being the long-term solution.

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