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CFB Mega Preview W/ Brandon Walker & Tom Fornelli, Waterdog CJ Kirst, Mt Rushmore Of Worst Favors, Micah Parsons Traded During Fyre Fest

Friday, August 29, 202510 takes

Football is all the way back. We get ready for the first full weekend of football with LeBron’s 6 players to watch in the NFL and we name ours as well(-). Ryder Cup team is set(-). Mt Rushmore of worst favors(-). Tom Fornelli and Brandon Walker join the show for our mega CFB preview. We talk conference winners, playoffs, Heisman and more(-). Philadelphia Waterdogs first pick CJ Kirst joins the show to talk lacrosse, playoffs, winning a Natty at Cornell and more(-). We finish with Fyre Fest and Micah Parsons to the Packers(-)

Interview

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Take Slip·Aug 29, 2025
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Brandon WalkerBrandon Walker

Penn State will win the National Championship

I have picked Penn State to win the national title... I think it's the most complete team. I think the quarterback is fantastic and I think it doesn't matter that the coach has never broken through it never. It only matters if he can do it. I believe he can do it.

The 2025 college football season results are pending.
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Take Slip·Aug 29, 2025
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Tom FornelliTom Fornelli

Will Howard's performance at Ohio State is a result of elite wide receivers

I think of how Will Howard looked at Kansas State and then I think of how Will Howard looked at Ohio State. Right. Looked a lot different when you have all those guys to throw to. What can really great wide receivers do to an average quarterback? They can lift him up. Right?

Evaluates the quality of a player's performance relative to their environment.
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Take Slip·Aug 29, 2025
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Brandon WalkerBrandon Walker

Nebraska will make the 12-team College Football Playoff

I released my, my playoff 12 and I got Nebraska in it. I think Nebraska is this year's Indiana in the fact that they will be better as a football team than they they have been and their schedule is fantastic.

Outcome depends on the 2025 CFP selection.
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Take Slip·Aug 29, 2025
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Brandon WalkerBrandon Walker

Kalen DeBoer is not built for the SEC and will fail at Alabama

For whatever reason the coach doesn't fit Alabama... it takes a different kind of human to win in the SEC... I don't think Kalen DeBoer fits Alabama. Alabama fan base and the Alabama pressure is different and it fucks people up. And it fucked him up last year. I think it's gonna fuck him up again. He's not built for this shit.

This is a long-term subjective opinion on coaching fit, but can be evaluated based on Alabama's success in 2025.
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Take Slip·Aug 29, 2025
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Brandon WalkerBrandon Walker

South Carolina is the biggest fraud in the SEC

I don't really believe in Florida and I don't believe in South Carolina to the level of the pe I think South Carolina is the biggest fraud in the SEC.

Subjective opinion on the 'fraudulence' of a team's hype vs. results.
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Take Slip·Aug 29, 2025
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Tom FornelliTom Fornelli

LSU will win the National Championship

I picked LSU to win the national title. So I I'm with you on that. I picked 'em to win the SEC too. And it's, it's kind of along with what you just said, like they're, the way that they work, it's like when you don't expect them to be anything is when they're gonna jump up and have a great year.

The 2025 college football season results are pending.
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Take Slip·Aug 29, 2025
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Tom FornelliTom Fornelli

West Virginia is this year's Indiana and could surprise the Big 12

Everybody's looking for this year's Indiana... Rich Rod left Jacksonville State, went to West Virginia, brought the entire fucking roster with him... I look at West Virginia, like if that's a future you wanna take instead of taking Jalen Daniel... they could be in the playoff hunt.

Outcome depends on West Virginia's 2025 season performance.
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Take Slip·Aug 29, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

The Philadelphia Waterdogs will kick the shit out of the Atlas in the semifinals

We guarantee victory. We're gonna kick the shit outta the Atlas... Print it, put it on the paper. Fuck the Atlas.

Outcome determined by the PLL semifinal result on Labor Day Monday.

Fyre Fest

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Take Slip·Aug 29, 2025·Fyre Fest
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Big CatBig Cat

The Packers fleeced the Cowboys in the Micah Parsons trade

Packers fleeced... yes this is a cope and then I'm gonna mute the whole thing. This is crazy... will there be a player in the next two drafts in the, let's call it 15 to 25 range, where the packers will most likely be picking that will be better than Micah Parsons? The answer is no.

This trade never happened in reality; it was a satirical segment. The literal statement is incorrect based on actual NFL history.

Other

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Take Slip·Aug 29, 2025
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HankHank

Keegan Bradley not picking himself for the Ryder Cup is better for the team

Keegan wanted to pick himself, but he's taking, it's, it's, it was the right move, I guess to not pick himself for the team. It's better for the team and everyone can kind of rally around... you gotta win one for the captain.

Subjective take on team chemistry and leadership.