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CFB Week 1 With Booger McFarland After He Eats 6 Donuts, Is Arch Bad? Brian Kelly's Big Win + Mt Rushmore Controversy To End The Show

Tuesday, September 2, 202512 takes

Bill Belichick at North Carolina is off and not running (-). We talk about all the games from Week 1 in CFB, is Arch cooked. Is the Alabama dynasty dead. Brian Kelly gets the monkey off his back and more (-). Who's back of the week with bonus Booger McFarland cam as he eats 6 donuts for being wrong about Tommy Fleetwood, we talk Shohei, Lebron's new commercial, Charlie Woods and More (-). Booger joins the show to recap an awesome Week 1 of College Football, what can Bama do to right the ship, LSU's defense is back, is he buying stock in Arch Manning and then we do a little NFL Preview with him (-). We finish the show with some controversy after Friday's Mt Rushmore and the boys decide on a fair duel for Wednesday's show (-).

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2025·Who's Back
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Charlie Woods cemented himself as the future of golf after his hole-in-one

Charlie Woods is back. He got a hole in one on the third hole at Sawgrass today... Charlie Woods is the future golf. I think he cemented that today.

Charlie Woods is a promising junior golfer but 'cementing' him as the future based on a fictional event is hyperbolic.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2025·Who's Back
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Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James is only playing another season to avoid retiring in the same year as Chris Paul

I think the only reason he is not gonna play, or he is gonna play another year is 'cause Chris Paul's gonna retire. He doesn't wanna retire the same year as Chris Paul because Chris Paul would overshadow his retirement.

This is a purely speculative theory about LeBron's internal motivations.

Recap

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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Michael Jordan needs to be allowed back on the UNC football sidelines with a headset for decision making

I would say maybe Jordan needs to be allowed back on the sidelines headset. Why are you kicking Jordan out of all decision making from the team and then acting surprised when you get the shit kicked out of you by TCU week one?

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This is part of a satirical simulation; Michael Jordan is not part of UNC football decision making.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

I am buying all the Arch Manning stock because it is at an all-time low

I'm not gonna go that far to say I'm actually gonna buy Arch Manning stock because I don't, I really don't know who does well in that situation... I might buy all the Arch stock because it's as low as it possibly could be right now.

The fictionalized 2025 context makes this hard to verify, but Arch Manning is generally expected to be high-performing.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Alabama is back to being a regular program like it was before Nick Saban

This is going back to Bama. This is what you were before Nick Saban was there. That's what you're gonna be after Nick Saban leaves, unless you find the next Nick Saban.

While Saban's departure is real, Alabama remains a top-tier program in the 2024 reality.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Nico Iamaleava should transition to being a wide receiver

Nico, I'm a receiver. Yeah, that's, that's what I'm calling him... I think he's very fast. I think he's got great change of direction. I think he has no idea how to throw like an intermediate pass whatsoever.

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Iamaleava is a highly-touted starting quarterback and unlikely to switch positions.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Putting a 'C' on an NFL player's chest is overrated

Listen, putting a C on somebody's chest is overrated. And that's what Max has always told you.

This is a subjective opinion on the value of team captains.

Interview

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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2025
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Booger McFarlandBooger McFarland

LSU's Garrett Nussmeier is the best quarterback in the country and will be the first QB taken in the draft

I think we got the best quarterback in the country. Garrett Nussmeier... I think he's the best anticipation thrower that we've seen in a long time. I think he'll be the first quarterback taken when it's all said and done.

Nussmeier is a high-level prospect, but being the #1 QB is a very bold prediction.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2025
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Booger McFarlandBooger McFarland

If the Colts have average quarterback play from Daniel Jones, they are a playoff team

If the Colts get competent quarterback... I don't know if Daniel Jones is ever gonna be a superstar, but remember Andy Dalton? If Daniel Jones was Andy Dalton, how would you feel about Andy? I'd say they're a playoff team.

Daniel Jones is currently with the Giants in 2024; this scenario is fictional.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2025
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Booger McFarlandBooger McFarland

Green Bay and Buffalo will meet in the Super Bowl with the Packers winning it all

I'm going Buffalo Green Bay in the Super Bowl... I think Green Bay does it, man. I honestly do. Based on where we are today.

A specific Super Bowl prediction for a simulated future season.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

The Bears will be an eight or nine win team this season

I'm thinking the Bears are hopefully like an eight or nine win team. I that would be awesome.

Prediction for the simulated 2025 season.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Commanders will win 11 games despite a tougher schedule

I'm gonna say 11 wins for the Commanders this season, so... I think they're gonna be a better team, but they're gonna only win 11 games this year.

Prediction for the simulated 2025 season.