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Chad Millman And Mark Schlereth

Friday, November 17, 20179 takes

NFL Week 11 preview including the good games and the Tom Savage vs Blaine Gabbert matchup(-). We pay homage to Mike and Mike's last show with a tribute song remembering all the good times(-). Chad Millman joins us to talk about his career as a Big J Journalist, how we can be smarter gamblers, what the bookmakers in Vegas know that we don't and his GUARANTEED winner lock of the week(-). 3X Super Bowl Champion Mark Schlereth joins the show (-) to talk about the 2017 NFL season thus far, what's wrong with the Broncos, and how much he lifts, not to brag (WATCH THE RETURN OF EXIT INTERVIEWS WITH MARK SCHLERETH). Segments include Fantasy Fuckbois (-), Grumors(-), People forget that the Giants are still under investigation(-), Uhhh ya think for Alabama and Auburn fans shooting each other(-), and Jimbos of the week(-)​

Recap

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Take Slip·Nov 17, 2017
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kevin Durant is currently like a divorced dad with visitation rights to the torch in Oklahoma City

So Kevin Durant did an interview today, and he said that when he hit that three in the NBA Finals, that to him felt like a pass the torch moment. But also in the interview, he says that he's still OKC. So his blood is still Oklahoma City. So the way I'm reading this is that the torch now, it belongs to Kevin Durant, but it resides in Oklahoma City. So Kevin Durant has visitation rights to the torch at his old place. He's like a divorced dad.

This is a subjective interpretation of Durant's interview comments.
Loss
Take Slip·Nov 17, 2017
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Big CatBig Cat

The Saints will beat the Redskins by 30 points

Saints are going to beat [the Redskins] by 30. Yeah, like I said on Larry's Picks... I have never been more wrong about anything in my life. Actually, no. When Francisco Liriano got Tommy John in 2005, I said he'll never pitch another day in his life. And he's pitching still today.

The Saints won 34-31 in overtime, failing to cover a 30-point margin.
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Take Slip·Nov 17, 2017
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Big CatBig Cat

Tom Izzo is an overrated basketball coach

I've gotten some flack for starting the Coach Izzo is overrated take that we have. ... Let me tell you guys something. If you're maybe new to the show or if you're not familiar with the biz, this is what's called squatting on a take. The take might not be true yet, but it's going to be true one day. ... Eventually when Tom Izzo is overrated, then I will be the first one to have said it.

This is a recurring satirical bit. Izzo remains a Hall of Fame coach, but Big Cat refuses to vacate the position.

Picks

Win
Take Slip·Nov 17, 2017·Picks
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Big CatBig Cat

The Chargers will be the best team to not make the playoffs this season

I'm taking the Chargers, minus four, the best team to not make the playoffs. ... I stand by that. They have an unbelievable pass rush. Phil Rivers, they almost win every single game. They're going to be the best team that doesn't make the playoffs.

The Chargers finished 9-7 and missed the playoffs on a tiebreaker with the Bills and Titans. They were widely considered the best team to miss the 2017 postseason.

Interview

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Take Slip·Nov 17, 2017
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Chad MillmanChad Millman

Sports betting will be legalized across the United States within 12 to 36 months

When do you think, if you had to guess a date? [Big Cat asks] 12 to 36 months. ... The Supreme Court in two and a half weeks is going to hear a case that is New Jersey brought against the Department of Justice to have all of the sports betting ban overturned. It's called PASPA. ... They will rule in June. Depending on how they rule is going to have a huge impact.

The Supreme Court overturned PASPA in May 2018, roughly 6 months after this interview, allowing states to legalize sports betting. Legalization began immediately thereafter.
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Take Slip·Nov 17, 2017
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Chad MillmanChad Millman

The WNBA offers the biggest advantage for professional sports bettors

What's the sport with the best advantage for the gambler? [Big Cat asks] It used to be college basketball. It's getting harder and harder. Right now, it's probably the WNBA. Ooh, yeah. It's a huge one for professional bettors. They love it. The bookmakers don't pay that much attention to it, so the wise guys feel like they get an advantage.

This is a well-known sentiment among professional bettors regarding smaller markets, though difficult to 'prove' with a single data point.
Win
Take Slip·Nov 17, 2017
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Chad MillmanChad Millman

The Giants (+10) are a lock to cover against the Chiefs in Week 11

My pick of the week was the New York Giants. Plus, I think, 10. Against Andy Reid off a bye. At home, against Andy Reid off a bye. ... This is a game with the wise guys pay attention to and feel like they have to take because of this situation... The giants are double digit dogs at home. You're automatically going to make that bet.

The Giants upset the Chiefs 12-9, winning outright as 10-point underdogs.
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Take Slip·Nov 17, 2017
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Mark SchlerethMark Schlereth

Peyton Manning ruined the Colts and Broncos franchises because he covered up their lack of talent

I blame Peyton Manning is what I do... I think Peyton Manning has currently ruined two franchises. At least Indianapolis and Denver. ... What has happened is like he is so advanced in understanding what you're trying to do to him as a defense that basically he takes marginal players... four and 12 talent or eight and eight talent and makes it 12 and four every year. And so you as a general manager, as a franchise, I get a little bit more enamored with your talent than you should be... all of a sudden that guy leaves and you realize we suck.

Both franchises experienced significant losing seasons and identity crises for years after Manning's departure (2011 for Colts, 2016 for Broncos).

Uhhh Ya Think

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Take Slip·Nov 17, 2017·Uhhh Ya Think
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Crime reports should always include which sports team the criminal supports

Every time a crime's committed in America, every time there's a report about it in the news, they should just say what teams the people who committed the crimes liked. That'd be great. ... It just adds like a little bit of levity to every headline that you get. Like Steelers fan murdered his whole family. ... Classic Steelers. So funny.

This is a satirical policy proposal.