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Clinton Portis, Tiffany Gomas, NFL Week 9 Picks And Preview Plus Fyre Fest Max Forgot To Press The Button

Friday, November 3, 202324 takes

The Texas Rangers are World Series Champions (-). We talk Thursday Night Football and the passing of Bob Knight (-). Week 9 Picks and Preview for every game on Sunday including the Frank Reich Bowl, Antonio Pierce touching his players, a crazy fantasy trade request and more (-). Fantasy Fuccbois (-). Clinton Portis joins the show to talk about his career, the 2001 Miami Hurricanes, running the football, the insane Miami track team and tons more (-). Tiffany Gomas joins the show to talk about going viral for one bad moment, how she dealt with it, giving her feet away for free and more (-). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week, Max forgot to press the button (-).

Clinton Portis, Tiffany Gomas, and the Button Fyre Fest

The Texas Rangers are finally World Series Champions, and Big Cat and PFT are ready to crown Bruce Bochy as the king of the postseason. They also took a victory lap for Will Smith, who is effectively a human lucky charm, winning three consecutive titles with three different teams.

Before jumping into the Week 9 preview, Big Cat had to give some flowers to the Titans' new hope. After watching him carve up a tough Steelers defense on short notice, it's clear that the mayonnaise-drinking era has officially arrived in Nashville.

Loss
Nov 3, 2023
#5705
Big CatBig Cat

Will Levis is a legitimate NFL quarterback

Will Levis is good. He's the guy that was a game that you thought Short rest, going to Pittsburgh. Tough defense. Tough pass rush. I did not think that he would have the game that he had... His spiral is beautiful. You know what? It's effortless. The ball looks, looks different.

Will Levis was not a legitimate NFL quarterback in 2024. He was benched mid-season by the Titans after throwing 12 interceptions in 12 games, and the Titans finished 3-14.

Despite the Levis hype, the Steelers did exactly what they always do: played an incredibly ugly game and somehow won.

Void
Nov 3, 2023
#5706
Big CatBig Cat

The Pittsburgh Steelers play the ugliest but most entertaining games in the NFL

I kind of love the Pittsburgh Steelers in the fact that they play the ugliest games, but they're a lot of fun. Yeah. Because they're always close And. it feels like they're always dramatic because this is the, the Pittsburgh Steeler way.

Subjective assessment of entertainment value and play style.

NFL Week 9 Picks and Preview

The big story of the week is the Dolphins and Chiefs heading to Germany. While everyone is excited about the international stage, Big Cat is hyper-focused on the travel schedules. Mike McDaniel got his team to Europe early, while Andy Reid opted for the late-week arrival.

Loss
Nov 3, 2023·Picks
#5707
Big CatBig Cat

You must bet on the Dolphins in the Germany game because of the Chiefs' late travel

I would love to bet the Chiefs, but the travel is so far in my head and we've seen it... the Chiefs are getting into Germany. Like right now they're practicing one time. They're practicing on Friday. One time McDaniel got the guys in there on like Monday or Tuesday... We bet the dolphins we're betting on the clock.

The Chiefs actually won the game in Frankfurt 21-14, proving the travel logic wrong in this instance.

There is also the matter of the actual surface in Frankfurt. PFT did a deep dive into the hybrid grass being imported for the game, but Big Cat isn't buying the logistics of moving turf across borders.

Win
Nov 3, 2023·Picks
#25764
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL game field in Germany is going to be terrible because you can't successfully move grass from Holland to Germany

I'm gonna say right now, the grass [in Germany] is gonna suck. You can't move grass from Holland to Germany. I feel like that something, something bad happens there.

The field conditions in Frankfurt were widely criticized by players and media during the game, with significant slipping reported.

As for the Chiefs' recent struggles, PFT thinks the league hasn't necessarily solved the Travis Kelce puzzle so much as they've realized the supporting cast is struggling to catch a cold, let alone a football.

Win
Nov 3, 2023·Picks
#5708
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NFL hasn't figured out Travis Kelce; they've just figured out that the Chiefs' wide receivers are a work in progress

Has the NFL figured out Travis Kelce finally? Well, I think it's the, the NFL has finally figured out that the Chiefs might have some work in progress when it comes to wide receiver position. I am of a firm belief that even if the Chiefs lose this game... they're still a Super Bowl winning caliber team.

Kelce remained elite and the Chiefs won the Super Bowl, proving he was not 'figured out.'

Moving to the NFC, the guys addressed the coaching carousel. With Josh McDaniels finally out in Las Vegas, Big Cat expects a massive weight to be lifted from that locker room.

Win
Nov 3, 2023·Picks
#25768
Big CatBig Cat

The relief in the Raiders' locker room after Josh McDaniels' firing will be insane

Josh McDaniels has to be the number one guy... thank God that asshole's gone. Like the relief in that locker room has to be insane.

Reports following the firing confirmed significant player celebration and a major shift in locker room atmosphere.

Meanwhile, in Chicago, the frustration with Matt Eberflus is reaching a boiling point. Big Cat isn't interested in hearing about the coach "overcoming adversity" when the adversity is a direct result of his own decision-making.

Void
Nov 3, 2023·Picks
#25767
Big CatBig Cat

Matt Eberflus doesn't deserve credit for 'overcoming adversity' when the adversity is his own bad coaching

Ryan Poles also credited Matt Eberflus for taking on adversity and overcoming adversity. I don't think you get credit when the adversity is being a bad coach. Like he's doing a great job coaching a bad coach team. Yeah, but he's the coach. Imagine having to coach a bad coach team that you made a bad coach team. That's adversity.

This is an inherently subjective critique of coaching narratives.

Clinton Portis and Tiffany Gomas

Clinton Portis stopped by the studio to talk about his legendary career and the 2001 Miami Hurricanes. He gave incredible insight into why that Hurricanes team was so dominant, noting that the hardest games they played all year were actually the ones on the practice field against their own legendary defense.

Void
Nov 3, 2023
#5720
Clinton PortisClinton Portis

The 2001 Miami Hurricanes' defense was harder to play against than any college opponent

My competition was, we gotta figure out how we kick Ed Reed ass today. We gotta figure out how we kick Philip Buchanan ass today. That's Wilford. Like Jonathan Vilma... That was our competition. It was the defense... our practices used to be so crazy... If, if I walked up and one of you guys walked up, I'm like, that's a wasted rep to me.

Recounting personal experience of practice intensity.

He also touched on the current state of the league for running backs, arguing that the shift away from three-down backs has suppressed salaries and made it harder for stars to find a rhythm.

Void
Nov 3, 2023
#5718
Clinton PortisClinton Portis

The 'running back by committee' approach is killing back pay and star development

A lot of those guys are so talented that teams only highlighted, you know, you just highlight that specialty. Instead of allowing those guys to become the total package, like force those guys to be three down backs. Everybody is kind of running back by committee... that's the reason why [they don't get paid]. 'cause you don't get to display an, it's higher body of work.

A veteran player's subjective analysis of league trends.

Then, in a PMT exclusive, the "Not Real" plane lady herself, Tiffany Gomas, joined the show. She finally put the alien and ghost theories to rest, explaining that her viral outburst was just the result of a very human, very high-stress altercation over an armrest and some bad energy.

Win
Nov 3, 2023
#5724
Tiffany GomasTiffany Gomas

I did not see anything supernatural on the plane

I did not see anything. What I mean, I think y'all knew that. No I did not... I got a bit of an altercation. It spiraled outta control... It was an expression of speech. I just was in my fields needed to get off that. I was highly distressed. Not a good look.

The speaker is the primary source clarifying a viral moment.

Fyre Fest of the Week

To wrap up the show, the guys got to the bottom of why the Wednesday episode didn't exist for several hours. In a historic Fyre Fest, Max admitted that he simply forgot to press the publish button before going to sleep.

Win
Nov 3, 2023·Fyre Fest
#5726
MaxMax

I failed my own podcast production system by not pressing publish

I was the one who did not press the publish button... The system broke, but the, the system will not break again... My system is that I check before I do the [tweet]. I'll never tweet the tweet without seeing, seeing. It's up on, on Apple... I broke my system.

Factual recap of internal show logistics.

To ensure this never happens again, Big Cat has instituted a new rule: if Max fails to push the button one more time, he is legally obligated to sport a soul patch for two years.

Check your feeds on Monday morning, because Max's facial hair depends on it.

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More Takes

Win
Nov 3, 2023
#5704
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Signing Will Smith is the best investment for any MLB team

Will Smith... is a three time World Series champion. First player to ever win three consecutive world series on three different teams. I think his salary this year was $1.5 million. Best investment of all time. Go, go. Every, every team should try to go sign him.

Will Smith did indeed win three consecutive World Series with the Braves (2021), Astros (2022), and Rangers (2023).
Win
Nov 3, 2023·Picks
#25765
Big CatBig Cat

The Chiefs are still a Super Bowl-caliber team even if they lose to the Dolphins in Germany

I am of a firm belief that even if the Chiefs lose this game, I'm not freaking out about the Chiefs. I think they're still a Super Bowl winning caliber team. And the Broncos game was a weird game. And they might lose to the Dolphins, but they do have to figure out guys who can catch the ball.

The Chiefs went on to win Super Bowl LVIII later that season.
Loss
Nov 3, 2023·Picks
#5709
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Taylor Heineke will keep the Falcons starting job over Desmond Ridder

I think Heineke is gonna take this job. So if Heineke plays well then Arthur Smith will be like, well you know, we gotta ride. We gotta ride the hot hand for a little bit and then we'll go back to Ritter once Heineke starts stinking. But no, I think Heineke is gonna take this job.

Heineke started several games but eventually Ridder regained the job for a period. The quarterback carousel in Atlanta continued all season.
Loss
Nov 3, 2023·Picks
#5710
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bill Belichick to the Commanders is a real possibility

Josh Harris wants a big splash. He wants a big name Coach Belichick probably at the end of his tenure in New England. Why not get him to dc? He can coach lacrosse at the Naval Academy. Annapolis is like 30 minutes from FedEx Field... I think these conversations are happening.

Belichick and the Patriots parted ways, but he was not hired by the Commanders; Dan Quinn was hired instead.
Win
Nov 3, 2023·Picks
#25766
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chase Young trade is a win for both the Bears and the 49ers

I actually think [the Chase Young trade] is good for both the Bears and the Niners. The Niners get like a rental. Don't think they're gonna extend him... and he has to slot in underneath [Nick] Bosa.

Young was productive for the Niners during their Super Bowl run, and the trade allowed the Bears to clear space and focus on Montez Sweat.
Push
Nov 3, 2023·Picks
#5711
Big CatBig Cat

Bet on any team playing the Bears to win their division

I've told everyone, If, you want to If you like the Saints this week. Which you should. 'cause they'll beat the Bears. Bet 'em to win the, the, the division. Now's the time. It's a free win bet. Every team who play, every team who plays the Bears just bet that team to win the division. 'cause you know, you'll get at least better odds once they beat the Bears.

This is a strategy take rather than a specific prediction, but the Saints (the team they were discussing) did not win the division; the Buccaneers did.
Win
Nov 3, 2023·Picks
#5712
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Cowboys are frauds if they lose to the Eagles

I say if the Cowboys lose this game. Frauds. Yeah. We're we're, we're gonna call 'em frauds. Yep. If the Eagles lose this game and it's close, we're gonna say, should you take out the panic button?

The Cowboys did lose to the Eagles 28-23. While they had a good regular season, their early playoff exit cemented the 'fraud' label for many critics.
Win
Nov 3, 2023·Picks
#5715
Big CatBig Cat

Antonio Pierce will provide an immediate 'interim coach bounce' for the Raiders

I love the Raiders in this game. 'cause Antonio Pierce feels like it's the perfect interim head coach bounce... Antonio Pierce feels like it's the perfect interim head coach bounce except for the fact that the guy calling the plays now for the Raiders... is from the Adam Gase Coaching Tree.

The Raiders dominated the Giants 30-6 in Pierce's first game as interim head coach.
Win
Nov 3, 2023·Picks
#25769
Big CatBig Cat

The Bills vs. Bengals Sunday night game is a must-win for both teams

I think it's a must win for both these teams. Separation Sunday. Joe Burrow looks healthy. Everything looks like it's clicking. I'm so excited for this game.

The Bengals won the game, significantly boosting their momentum at the time, while the Bills' struggles continued.
Void
Nov 3, 2023
#25770
Clinton PortisClinton Portis

The Redskins missed a window for a Super Bowl run by not hiring Gregg Williams to replace Joe Gibbs

I honestly think [if Gregg Williams took over]... that team was so put together from Coach Gibbs and Coach Williams' philosophy was kind of that hardnosed, just like Coach Gibbs. I think we had an opportunity for more playoffs and possibly to make a run with the team built the way that it was. And then once you switched to the new guy [Jim Zorn], it was downhill.

This is a counterfactual historical opinion that cannot be definitively proven.
Win
Nov 3, 2023
#25771
Clinton PortisClinton Portis

Antonio Pierce will be a great head coach and immediately improve the Raiders' defense

I think [Antonio Pierce] is gonna be great. AP entire career has been crazy... he's a really smart guy. I think instantly the Raiders defense improves, but I don't know offensively how much they bring to the table.

The Raiders' defense improved significantly under Pierce, and he was eventually hired as the full-time head coach.
Loss
Nov 3, 2023
#5722
Clinton PortisClinton Portis

Super Bowl Pick: Eagles vs. Ravens

I like the Eagles. I think... in the NFC, they're the most complete team right now... And AFC if Lamar continues to develop... If that defense hit stride in, in December, January... I think the Ravens become tough... I think he brings a different element and dimension to that team.

Neither team made the Super Bowl. The Ravens lost in the AFC Championship to the Chiefs, and the Eagles collapsed and lost in the Wild Card round.
Open
Nov 3, 2023
#25772
Tiffany GomasTiffany Gomas

It will take at least two years for my viral 'not real' moment to truly fade away

I think it'd probably be a good two years before it truly goes away. And I'll be a meme for the rest of my life. I get it. But at this point it's funny... lean into it. It is what it is.

As of late 2024, the meme remains a common cultural reference, supporting her multi-year timeline.

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