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Dallas Braden, Long Gone Summer, Mt Flushmore Of Things Chicks Dig In Honor Of The Long Ball

Monday, June 15, 202015 takes

We were very underwhelmed with the Long Gone Summer Documentary even though 90's fashion ruled. (-) PFT made a cameo on Billions as an art thief, and the NBA is back to being in limbo. (-) Who's back of the week including mini hoops and Reggie Bush. (-) Dallas Braden joins the show to talk about the Long Gone Summer, playing in the end of the steroid era, will baseball happen this year and Yankees cheating. (-) Hurt or Injured Video game injuries and the Mt Flushmore of things chicks dig. (-)

Dallas Braden on MLB Labor War and the Steroid Era

Big Cat and PFT are coming off a weekend spent watching the highly anticipated Long Gone Summer documentary, and to say they were underwhelmed would be an understatement. The film, which was supposed to be a definitive look at the 1998 home run race, felt more like a collection of clips you could find on YouTube with some Bob Costas commentary sprinkled in for dramatic effect.

Void
Jun 15, 2020
#2845
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

ESPN's 'Long Gone Summer' documentary stunk because it taught us nothing new

The long-gone summer stunk. It was impressive in the fact that it was a two hour long documentary that taught me absolutely nothing new. It will have—that's a—I've never sat down and watch which should be like a detailed look at an era where they—there were no new facts. It was a YouTube compilation with some Radio Calls.

This is a subjective review of a documentary.

Big Cat was particularly annoyed by how the film treated Sammy Sosa, who felt like an afterthought compared to Mark McGwire. Even though Sosa won the MVP that year and was just as electric, he was relegated to a supporting role in what was marketed as a dual look at the summer that saved baseball.

Void
Jun 15, 2020
#27075
Big CatBig Cat

The 'Long Gone Summer' documentary was really just a Mark McGwire film with Sammy Sosa in a supporting role

Other than that it was the Mark McGwire documentary with a small part supporting role of Sammy Sosa which was weird because Sammy was equally as electric obviously.

This is a subjective review of the documentary's narrative focus.

Speaking of that era, the conversation naturally shifted to the Hall of Fame. While the documentary spent the final fifteen minutes hand-wringing over the morality of steroids, Big Cat remains steadfast that the history of the game shouldn't be erased. The numbers from the late 90s were insane, and whether they were fueled by juice or not, those guys defined an entire generation of baseball fans.

Void
Jun 15, 2020
#2847
Big CatBig Cat

Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, and Roger Clemens should all be in the Hall of Fame

Everyone was doing it one, you can't tell me that Barry Bonds isn't a fucking Hall of Famer or Sammy Sosa isn't a fucking Hall of Famer, Roger [Clemens]—like all these guys should be in the Hall of Fame.

The Hall of Fame debate is ongoing and subjective.

Dallas Braden joined the show to give a player's perspective on the steroid era and the current mess between the MLB owners and the union. Having entered the league just as the Mitchell Report was coming out, Dallas saw firsthand how the culture was shifting. He offered a surprisingly pragmatic view on why players chose to use during that time, framing it not as a moral failing but as a cold calculation.

Void
Jun 15, 2020
#2854
Dallas BradenDallas Braden

For many players, using steroids was simply a 'business decision'

This is a business decision and you've got to—you got to—you got to think about a few things here... am I okay with being able to look the man in the mirror... look my friends, family, fans, whatever. Can I look them in the eye and be okay with making that decision? And if at the end of the day, you can check all three of those boxes, that's a business decision regardless of who's in front of you.

This is Braden's professional opinion based on his career experience.

Turning to the current state of baseball, Dallas isn't optimistic about the owners' intentions. With the 2020 season hanging in the balance, it feels like a game of chicken where the owners are trying to minimize their losses at the expense of the product on the field. Dallas believes we are headed for a severely truncated schedule designed solely to satisfy television contracts.

Push
Jun 15, 2020
#2856
Dallas BradenDallas Braden

MLB owners are stalling to play the smallest amount of games possible in 2020

We're going to play games so that we can get the TV money, but we're going to play the smallest amount possible. Because this is all about a business decision from the owners' perspective. So we're going to play the minimum available. 50 games.

MLB eventually played a 60-game season, so Braden was very close to the mark.

If we do get a 50-game sprint, the strategy of the game is going to change completely. Every game becomes a must-win, and the traditional way of managing a pitching staff goes out the window. Dallas expects a chaotic environment where managers have to be much more aggressive with their bullpens.

Win
Jun 15, 2020
#2859
Dallas BradenDallas Braden

Managing will be more important than ever in a 50-game season

This will be interesting because this will probably be the hardest season for a manager and the most that managing will come into play a game to game because like you said, first sign of trouble we got to win this game. It's not going to be like a Sunday in the middle of July where you hey, we can let's get the fuck out of Cincinnati we can lose this game and recoup tomorrow.

The 2020 season saw unprecedented bullpen usage and managerial aggression, validating this take.

Beyond the strategy, Dallas thinks the shortened season could lead to some historic, albeit weird, statistical anomalies. If a player is smart enough to pivot their approach to the specific circumstances of a 50-game window, we might see a number we haven't seen in decades.

Loss
Jun 15, 2020
#27073
Dallas BradenDallas Braden

A player could hit .400 in a shortened 50-game season if they just practiced bunting every day

You need to shitcan BP and you need to just be wearing out the left side, like just play pepper all day long. You hit .400. You want to hit .400 in this 50-game season? That's how you hit .400, bro. You wear out the left side.

No player hit .400 in the 2020 season, though DJ LeMahieu led the league with .364. The 'bunting only' strategy was not widely adopted.

Who's Back featured the return of Reggie Bush to USC's good graces, and PFT checking in on the Mayan calendar's potential mistake. While everyone thought the world was supposed to end in 2012, new calculations suggest we might have a little more time left. PFT has already circled a new date on his calendar for the grand finale.

Open
Jun 15, 2020·Who's Back
#2851
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The world will end on February 10, 2045

The world's going to end—January? No, it's going to be after the Super Bowl, February 10th. When? 2045. Okay, that's my prediction... on my 80th birthday. 2045, I'm gonna go out with a prostitute and a bad batch of heroin. Boom.

The date hasn't occurred yet, but it's clearly a joke.

To wrap things up, the crew performed a Mount Flushmore of things chicks dig, which quickly devolved into Big Cat and Hank geeking out over the latest celebrity dating news. After weeks of watching Outer Banks, Big Cat found himself genuinely invested in the real-life romance of the show's stars.

Win
Jun 15, 2020·Mt. Rushmore
#2861
Big CatBig Cat

I'm genuinely happy that Chase Stokes and Madelyn Cline from 'Outer Banks' are dating in real life

John B and Sarah Cameron dating in real life. Yes. Fuck. Yes. That is so hot. That's awesome. Oh fuck. Yes. All right. I need all the Deets on that... Chase Stokes and Maddie in real life. According to—get stoked—Ria's already—Ria's where's my heart is about to burst.

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The couple did confirm they were dating in June 2020.

With Stool Streams on the horizon, Big Cat is putting his faith in PFT to finally get over the hump and take down Hank in ping-pong. It’s a mountain PFT has been trying to climb for a long time, and the vibes are finally starting to feel right for an upset.

Just remember, if a three-pound African bullfrog with teeth shows up in the office next week, blame Billy.

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Void
Jun 15, 2020·Null
#2849
Big CatBig Cat

Kyrie Irving is right that the NBA's return could distract from the Black Lives Matter movement

The thing I don't understand—I actually Kyrie's statement, I actually kind of agree with. Like his point is if you're—if we're pushing for something to radically change, the one thing you don't want to allow is for people to be like, 'can we just get back to normal?' because like when you're back to normal, it's easy way of just saying, 'Oh well, like we'll deal with that later.'

This is a subjective sociological take.
Win
Jun 15, 2020
#27071
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

There is a 75% chance the NBA season will be completed

What would you guys say chances that they play the NBA season? 75%.

The NBA successfully completed the 2019-20 season in the Orlando Bubble later that summer.
Push
Jun 15, 2020
#27072
Big CatBig Cat

The 2020 MLB season is going to be 50 games long

Baseball seems like it's gonna be 50 games.

The MLB season was eventually finalized as a 60-game schedule.
Win
Jun 15, 2020·Who's Back
#2852
Billy FootballBilly Football

I survived COVID-19 because my immune system is strong

My immune system's pretty strong, not to brag. I body diseases pretty easily. You did survive Coronavirus. I did. Yeah.

Billy did indeed have a mild case of COVID-19 earlier in 2020.
Win
Jun 15, 2020·Who's Back
#27074
Billy FootballBilly Football

African bullfrogs are the only frogs with teeth

African bullfrogs, too, called pixie frogs on the market... Can we let it loose in here? They're the only frog with teeth. They have teeth, yeah. It's awesome.

While many frogs have vomerine teeth on the roof of their mouths, African Bullfrogs have distinct odontoid processes (teeth-like projections) on their lower jaw that function like teeth, making them notable for 'having teeth' in the way people commonly understand it.
Loss
Jun 15, 2020
#2862
Big CatBig Cat

PFT Commenter will finally beat Hank in a ping-pong match

Tuesday tuned in, we're going to go dogs at three stool streams. PFT, I think PFT's going to win. I'm hear he's going to win ping-pong against Hank.

Hank defeated PFT in a 4-0 sweep in the ping-pong match shortly after this aired.

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