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Filling Out Brackets With Mark Titus, The Dumbest Fun Facts For Every Tournament Team, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And More

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The tournament has finally arrived and we try something different this year where we come up with the dumbest fun facts for every team in the field. Ever wonder which school had a tragic train accident 100 years ago? What city is the furniture capital of the world? What MLB team sued a college for copyright infringement? Who Max’s friend’s sister is an assistant for? Well you’ve come to the right place. Stuff you head with the dumbest facts (-). We then do hot seat cool throne (-). And then Mark Titus joins us in studio to fill out our bracket and talk about the actual matchups and who is better at basketball, including a Dan Hurley debate and whether or not Duke can ever be likable (-). We finish with lottery ball numbers (-).

Mark Titus on Bracket Breakdown and Tournament Fun Facts

The greatest time of the year has finally arrived. The bracket is out, the West Virginia governor is holding press conferences with signs about corruption, and Big Cat is already mourning the eventual loss of his sleep. To get everyone ready for the first round, Big Cat, PFT, Hank, and Max went region-by-region to deliver the dumbest and most specific fun facts for every single team in the field. From the Baylor bus tragedy of 1927 to the fact that over 70% of Purdue students graduate as virgins, this is the essential knowledge you won't get from Joe Lunardi.

The East and South Breakdown

PFT kicked things off in the South, digging into the legend of the Auburn War Eagle—which apparently ended in a kamikaze dive onto the field in 1892. While discussing the Louisville vs. Creighton matchup, the guys realized that the bird-on-bird violence is real. PFT pointed out that even with a cardinal having teeth, the blue jay is simply a different beast.

Void
Mar 19, 2025·Fun Facts
#23986
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

A blue jay would easily beat a cardinal in a fight

A blue jay would kick a cardinal's ass in a fight. Even though the Louisville cardinal has teeth, blue jays are, are much bigger. They're super, super aggressive.

Subjective comparison of bird species aggression and size.

Hank had some strong thoughts on the committee’s seeding, specifically how Memphis and Louisville ended up where they did. It’s hard to look at the NET rankings and see any logic in the final placement, leading to a theory that someone in the room simply misclicked.

Void
Mar 19, 2025
#16960
HankHank

The NCAA selection committee accidentally swapped Memphis and Louisville

Memphis, I am choosing to believe this because it is crazy... people are saying that the committee, they accidentally swapped him. Louisville has a better net RPI, KenPom, T-Rank and higher in the ESPN BPI rankings in every category. But Memphis is the higher seeded team. I choose to believe that too because it makes no sense other than they just accidentally messed it up.

While analytically true that Louisville is better, the committee usually claims seeding is based on their own criteria, and 'clerical error' is speculative.

West and Midwest Madness

In the West, Big Cat took a deep dive into the Georgia Bulldogs’ basketball program. While Kirby Smart has the football team looking like a juggernaut, the basketball side hasn't won a tournament game since the early 2000s. It's a disparity that almost defies logic considering the money flowing through Athens.

Win
Mar 19, 2025·Fun Facts
#16958
Big CatBig Cat

Georgia's lack of basketball success given their football dominance is the biggest disparity in sports

Of the 10 college football national champions since 2002, seven out of 10 of them have been to a Final Four. All 10 of them have been to an Elite Eight... Georgia has zero wins combined [in that span]. I think that's the biggest disparity between a football and a basketball program.

This is factually true; Georgia had not won a tournament game between 2002 and 2025 while other football titans like Alabama, Michigan, and Florida have had deep runs.

Max tried to avoid talking about Villanova’s absence by focusing on VCU and the coaching carousel. He’s already calling for heads to roll and predicting where Ryan Odom will be standing next season, regardless of how the Rams perform this weekend.

Win
Mar 19, 2025
#16959
MaxMax

Ryan Odom will not be the head coach at VCU next year

This will be his last time at VCU no matter what... I'm reporting this. He will either be going to Villanova or Virginia after this year. He will, this is his last ride with VCU.

Ryan Odom left VCU after the 2025 NCAA Tournament to become the head coach at Virginia, not Villanova or Virginia as Max predicted. He went to Virginia, which was one of the two destinations Max named.

Filling the Bracket with Mark Titus

Mark Titus joined the show to provide some actual basketball analysis, even if he started by torching the committee for letting North Carolina into the field. Titus didn't mince words, calling it the most stunningly bad decision he’s seen in years.

Void
Mar 19, 2025
#16951
Mark TitusMark Titus

North Carolina's inclusion in the tournament is the most egregious committee decision ever

I thought North Carolina, at no point in the season did they look like an NCAA tournament team. They, they, yeah. They, their, their, their highs weren't very high. Their lows were pretty damn low. And I was, I was stunned. I was, in all the years of, you know, that's how the bracket works. It comes out, we, we lose our minds about teams that got in that didn't deserve it. We, we feel bad for the teams that were left out. This is the most egregious example that I've ever seen.

Whether UNC 'deserved' to be in is subjective, but Titus's claim that they didn't look like a tournament team is a strong opinion on their 2024-25 performance.

Despite the gripes about the bubble, Titus is leaning heavily into the top seeds this year. He’s not expecting a Cinderella run to the title, believing instead that the gap between the elite and the field is too wide for a mid-major to bridge the gap.

Win
Mar 19, 2025
#23988
Mark TitusMark Titus

The 2025 NCAA Tournament will be very 'chalky' with high seeds dominating

I think this is the year of chalk... I have a really good feeling that it was gonna be a one or a two. Because if you watched all season, it just felt like these teams are just way better than everybody else... I'm very, very confident that your national champion will be a one or two.

The 2025 tournament was historically chalky. All four 1-seeds (Florida, Duke, Auburn, Houston) made the Final Four for only the second time in expanded tournament history. The national champion Florida was a 1-seed, confirming the prediction of a 1 or 2 seed winning it all.

One team Titus is specifically wary of is UC San Diego. Despite the analytics nerds loving their turnover margin, he’s worried they’ll get physically bullied by a Michigan team that actually has size.

Push
Mar 19, 2025
#23989
Mark TitusMark Titus

UC San Diego is a potential first-round fraud despite their analytics

Michigan turns it over like crazy. UC San Diego leads the country in turnover margin... [but] they haven't played a power conference team and that's why I'm worried about that. It feels like McNeese last year... they haven't literally not played anybody that has a center that's taller than 6'8".

Mark Titus warned UC San Diego was a potential first-round fraud despite their analytics, comparing them to McNeese. UCSD (12-seed) did lose to Michigan (5-seed) in the first round, but only 68-65 in a very competitive game — they nearly pulled off the upset. They lost as Titus predicted, but hardly looked like frauds.

As for the Final Four, Titus is going back to his roots. He’s riding with Michigan State as his quintessential Tom Izzo tournament team and doubling down on a preseason prediction that Rick Pitino would lead St. John's back to glory.

Loss
Mar 19, 2025
#16957
Mark TitusMark Titus

Michigan State will make the Final Four as a quintessential Tom Izzo team

I settled a, so I have Michigan State going to the final four because I think Auburn's gonna get tripped up somewhere... I do think Michigan State's gonna go to the final four. I think I settled on, they are on a, a typical Michigan State tournament run, but it just started in November.

Michigan State lost to Auburn 70-64 in the Elite Eight and did not make the Final Four.
Loss
Mar 19, 2025
#16956
Mark TitusMark Titus

St. John's will make the Final Four

I picked St. John's as the final four. I do believe in that... I do believe this St. John's team is special... When the clock hits zero and you think you've beat them, you better make damn sure you've actually beat them.

St. John's did not make the Final Four. The 2025 Final Four consisted of all four #1 seeds: Florida, Duke, Houston, and Auburn.

When it came to the ultimate champion, there was little debate. Titus and Big Cat are both high on the Blue Devils, noting that Cooper Flagg has somehow lived up to the massive expectations while flying slightly under the national radar compared to previous Duke stars.

Loss
Mar 19, 2025
#16953
Mark TitusMark Titus

Duke is the best team in the country and has no weaknesses

I believe Duke is the best team in the country. I believe Duke has no weaknesses... I think that they're a little bit better than every other team in this field. So I, I'm, I I, I have Duke coming out of the east and I have Duke winning the national championship.

While Duke was very strong and made the Final Four, they lost to Houston 70-67 in the semifinal, proving they did have vulnerabilities.
Void
Mar 19, 2025
#16954
Mark TitusMark Titus

Cooper Flagg's hype is actually lower than it should be given his dominance

I think Cooper Flagg has had, I, I don't, I, for some reason he, the, the hype is somehow there, but it's also, I feel like it's not as great as it should be for this kid. 'Cause he is unfucking believable. He had an, an insane amount of hype coming in. He's delivered on all of it. He leads Duke in every single category.

Whether hype is 'correctly' calibrated is subjective.

Hot Seat and Cool Throne

Hot Seat/Cool Throne featured Aaron Rodgers once again holding the NFL offseason hostage. Big Cat noted that Rodgers is now officially living the Brett Favre experience, right down to the dramatic retirement teases and the potential move to Minnesota.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Rodgers is repeating the Brett Favre path exactly

Aaron Rodgers... it is Cats in the Cradle with Brett Favre. He's just learning everything from [him] and he hated Brett Favre for it too. It's perfect.

The parallel is a narrative interpretation of their career paths.

To wrap things up, PFT offered a high-stakes wager for anyone joining the Stella Blue coffee bracket pool. While he’s confident in the field, he’s willing to put his own anatomy on the line for a perfect bracket.

Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If anyone gets a perfect bracket in the Stella Blue pool, I will cut off my penis

If somebody gets a perfect bracket, yes. I will cut off my penis.

The odds of a perfect bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion, so the condition will never be met.

Good luck to everyone's brackets, except for whoever gave Big Cat a reason to bet the over on Purdue.

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More Takes

Win
Mar 19, 2025
#23987
Big CatBig Cat

The 2025 National Champion will come from the group of 11 teams meeting specific KenPom efficiency criteria

I'm gonna list all 11 for you [Duke, Florida, Houston, Auburn, Tennessee, Alabama, Texas Tech, Gonzaga, Iowa State, Wisconsin, and Arizona]. And you can tell me yes. That the national champion will be in this group.

Florida won the 2025 National Championship, and Florida was on the list of 11 teams meeting the KenPom efficiency criteria (Duke, Florida, Houston, Auburn, Tennessee, Alabama, Texas Tech, Gonzaga, Iowa State, Wisconsin, and Arizona).
Win
Mar 19, 2025
#16952
Mark TitusMark Titus

The 2025 National Champion will be a 1 or 2 seed

I think the national champion is in that group [of 11 teams meeting KenPom criteria]... I have a really good feeling that it was gonna be a one or a two. 'Cause if you watched all season, it just felt like these teams are just way better than everybody else. I feel that way this year for the first time since 2015. I have that same feeling again.

Florida, the #1 seed, won the 2025 NCAA Championship. In fact, all four #1 seeds made the Final Four, only the second time that has happened.
Void
Mar 19, 2025
#16955
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It's disrespectful to make UConn an 8-seed after back-to-back titles

I gotta admit, it's disrespectful that UConn is an 8-seed, Mark, because they won, I don't know if you know this, they won the last two national championships... and now you're just relegating them to an 8. You're throwing 'em out like the trash. Gimme a fucking break.

Seeding is based on current season performance, but the 'disrespect' narrative is a common PMT trope.
Void
Mar 19, 2025
#16961
Mark TitusMark Titus

Dan Hurley is an asshole, but he is important to the college basketball ecosystem

Dan Hurley's an asshole and I think that's fair... Dan Hurley is the heel... I think it's great for the sport if [Duke and Hurley] make it there... I would've been upset if college basketball lost him [to the Lakers].

The value of a 'heel' in sports media is a matter of opinion.

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