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Football. Week 10 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Done Chains, And Coach O's Big Win

Monday, November 11, 201915 takes

NFL Week 10 Fastest 2 minutes ( - ). Kirk Cousins won a primetime game but also Jason Garrett lost it, Lamar Jackson is incredible. Freddie Kitchens did his best to keep fucking up the Browns, The Bears might just be back, the Chiefs are an enigma, Dan Quinn's job was saved, Pat Shurmur's wasn't. The Dolphins are hot and the Jets may run the table. Who's back of the week. Football guy of the week. Recapping a great College Football Weekend and LSU/Minnesota's big wins. Plus a Monday Reading from Darren Rovell.

Week 10 Recap: The Bears Are Back, Lamar is God, and Coach O Wins Big

Week 10 delivered everything we love about football: snow games in Lambeau, a Kirk Cousins primetime victory, and Coach O finally taking down Nick Saban. The energy was high from the jump as Big Cat and PFT processed a Sunday that saw the NFL hierarchy get tossed into a blender. Between the Dolphins finding a winning streak and the Jets deciding they’re playoff-bound, the league has officially entered the "delusional run-the-table" portion of the calendar.

The Vikings and the Post-Apology Tour

Kirk Cousins actually won a primetime game, but the credit mostly belongs to Dalvin Cook and Jason Garrett’s specialized brand of ineptitude. While the Cowboys spent the final drive trying to establish the run instead of letting Dak Prescott continue his heater, the Vikings proved they are a force to be reckoned with. Big Cat is officially repenting for his previous skepticism of the Minnesota offense.

Push
Nov 11, 2019
#26845
Big CatBig Cat

The Vikings can beat any team in the NFC

The Vikings definitely need to be taken for real in terms of the NFC. Like they are a team that could beat anyone in my mind. I don't think there's one team in the NFC where you're like, man, that team [is untouchable] besides maybe the 49ers.

The Vikings won a playoff game against the Saints but were soundly beaten by the 49ers in the Divisional round.

PFT even offered a formal apology to Kirk, noting that the "Dunn Chain" might have been a premature heat check. On the flip side, the Cowboys are starting to reveal themselves as a team that can't handle a step up in class.

Win
Nov 11, 2019
#5531
Big CatBig Cat

The Eagles will win the NFC East because the Cowboys only beat up on the 'Sisters of the Poor'

I think that Dak Prescott is a franchise quarterback, but them as a full team, not that good. And the teams they've beaten have been bad, and they beat up on the Sisters of the Poor... I think the Eagles will win that division because they're now tied 5-4, and the remaining game is in Philadelphia.

The Eagles won the NFC East with a 9-7 record, while the Cowboys finished 8-8.

Lamar Jackson is a Video Game Character

Lamar Jackson turned the Bengals' defense into a group of confused tourists on his way to making Michael Vick trend on Twitter. The spin move was legendary, but Big Cat was more impressed with the team's mental toughness. Coming off a massive win against the Patriots, the Ravens didn't fall into the classic letdown trap.

Win
Nov 11, 2019
#26844
Big CatBig Cat

The Ravens' win over the 0-8 Bengals was more impressive than their wins against the Patriots and Seahawks

This win by the Ravens today was more impressive than their wins against the Patriots and the Seahawks because this was a classic letdown spot, a classic spot where the Ravens were going to read their press clippings... No. They demolished them from the first play on.

The Ravens did indeed stay hot, finishing the season 14-2, proving they were immune to the 'letdown' narrative that season.

It’s getting harder and harder to see anyone in the AFC stopping this train. PFT is ready to call the whole thing right now.

Loss
Nov 11, 2019
#5532
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Ravens are going to win the Super Bowl

The Ravens obviously look awesome. I think that they're going to win the Super Bowl. I really do believe that.

The Ravens finished 14-2 but were upset by the Titans in the Divisional Round of the playoffs.

While the Ravens look toward February, the Bengals are looking toward the podium in April. With the way the season is trending, the Joe Burrow "hometown hero" narrative is already writing itself.

Win
Nov 11, 2019
#5537
Big CatBig Cat

Joe Burrow will be the number one overall pick for the Bengals

Should we start the Joe Burrow going home? He's from Athens, Ohio... Joe Burrow back to the state of Ohio as a Cincinnati Bengal number one pick... I decided the number one pick. Uh-huh.

Joe Burrow was indeed selected #1 overall by the Cincinnati Bengals in the 2020 NFL Draft.

Freddie Kitchens vs. Common Sense

The Browns managed to beat the Bills, but they did it in spite of Freddie Kitchens trying his hardest to lose. Cleveland went 0-for-8 from the one-yard line and called one of the most baffling timeouts in NFL history at the end of the third quarter. Big Cat didn't hold back on the coaching performance in Cleveland.

Void
Nov 11, 2019
#5538
Big CatBig Cat

Freddie Kitchens is a legitimately 'dumb, dumb person'

Do you think Freddie just outsmarts himself all the time? No, I think he's legitimately a dumb, dumb person.

Subjective opinion on a coach's intelligence, though Kitchens was fired after just one season due to poor results and decision-making.

The Return of Club Dub

Big Cat is officially walking through the door of belief again as the Bears beat the Lions to keep their season on life support. Despite Matt Stafford being out with a literally broken back, the Bears' defense did enough to get Mitch Trubisky back into Club Dub. Big Cat has the entire path to the playoffs mapped out, and it only requires a little bit of magic.

Loss
Nov 11, 2019
#5533
Big CatBig Cat

The Bears will finish 10-6 and make the playoffs

If they beat the Rams, which they can do... They would be 5-5 if they beat the Rams. They have the Giants at home. That's a win. They have the Lions in Detroit Thanksgiving Day... That's a win... They are now going into December 7-5. Cowboys at home Thursday night... That's a win. That's 8-5. All they got to do is go 2-1 against the Packers, Chiefs, and Vikings. Easy. That's 10-6.

The Bears lost to the Rams the following week and finished the season 8-8, missing the playoffs.

While the Bears celebrate, Hank is still mourning the Lions, who seem to be the unluckiest team in football.

Loss
Nov 11, 2019
#5539
HankHank

The Lions should realistically be over .500

And the Lions got fucked over by the refs twice. They should realistically be over .500.

The Lions finished the 2019 season 3-12-1, far below .500 even accounting for officiating.

AFC Chaos and Snow in Lambeau

The Chiefs losing to the Titans was the shock of the afternoon, especially with a healthy-ish Patrick Mahomes back under center. The Titans utilized Derrick Henry to expose a Chiefs defense that everyone thought had improved. It raised serious red flags about Kansas City's ceiling.

Loss
Nov 11, 2019
#5534
HankHank

The Chiefs are not going to do anything real this year

We're getting to that point of the season where the Chiefs losing to the Titans makes me think the Chiefs are not going to do anything real this year... Just my gut feeling like a divisional round letdown that type of season.

The Chiefs went on to win Super Bowl LIV this season.

Meanwhile, the Jets are starting to feel themselves after beating the Giants. Sam Darnold has the locker room believing they can make a move, and PFT is fully prepared to ride the wave of New York delusion.

Loss
Nov 11, 2019
#26847
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Jets are going to run the table and have a chance at the playoffs

I'm on board with the Jets. They're going to run the table. I think that they're going to run the table. I've talked myself into it.

The Jets did not run the table; they finished 7-9 and missed the playoffs.

The Coach of the Year Shakeup

Losing to the Dolphins is a disqualifying event in the NFL. Frank Reich found that out the hard way this week. Big Cat is stripping him of his credentials after Indy's flat performance against the tanking Fins.

Win
Nov 11, 2019
#26846
Big CatBig Cat

Frank Reich should be removed from Coach of the Year consideration after losing to the Dolphins

Frank Reich cannot be in any Coach of the Year conversations for the rest of the season. Removed. If you lose to the Dolphins, you get removed.

Frank Reich did not win Coach of the Year; the award went to John Harbaugh.

If we're talking about coaches doing more with less, PFT thinks we should be looking at the other sideline. Brian Flores has managed to get a team that was actively stripped of its talent to play hard and win games.

Loss
Nov 11, 2019
#5535
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Brian Flores should be in the Coach of the Year conversation over Frank Reich

I think Brian Flores should be mentioned before Frank Reich in Coach of the Year conversations. [Big Cat: For winning with a tanking team.] Yes. He does more with less.

Neither coach won; John Harbaugh won NFL Coach of the Year in 2019. Flores did receive some votes after finishing 5-11 with a poor roster.

In Green Bay, the snow made for an incredible aesthetic, but it couldn't hide the fact that the Packers' defense is struggling to stop anyone. Aaron Rodgers is carrying a heavy load right now.

Push
Nov 11, 2019
#5536
Big CatBig Cat

The Packers' defense is 'fraud city'

The Packers' defense stinks. That defense is fraud city... I don't think that team's getting a big stop when they need it at the end of — in a big, important game.

The Packers defense was ranked 15th in points allowed but got blown out 37-20 by the 49ers in the NFC Championship Game.

Finally, the Steelers continue to be the grittiest team in the league. Minka Fitzpatrick is playing like a Defensive Player of the Year candidate, and Big Cat thinks their easy remaining schedule could lead to a massive win total.

Loss
Nov 11, 2019
#26848
Big CatBig Cat

If the Steelers beat the Browns on Thursday night, they will finish the season 11-5

If the Steelers beat the Browns in Cleveland on Thursday night, they're going to go 11 and five. [PFT: Oh, shit.] They have Cincy, Cleveland, Arizona, Buffalo, Jets. And then Week 17 at Baltimore.

The Steelers lost to the Browns that Thursday and finished the season 8-8.

Coach O's Finest Hour

College football was the main event this weekend with LSU taking down Alabama in Tuscaloosa. Joe Burrow secured his Heisman moment, and Coach O gave us the post-game locker room video of a lifetime. The playoff committee now has a nightmare on its hands, but the guys expect the usual SEC bias to prevail.

Loss
Nov 11, 2019
#5540
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Alabama will get into the CFP over Oregon even with the loss to LSU

I think Alabama still gets in. I think they would get in over Oregon... because dude, the committee loves SEC teams.

Alabama did not make the CFP; they suffered a second loss to Auburn. Oregon also did not make it despite winning the Pac-12.

Roll Tide what? You know the rest.

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