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If the Steelers beat the Browns on Thursday night, they will finish the season 11-5

If the Steelers beat the Browns in Cleveland on Thursday night, they're going to go 11 and five. [PFT: Oh, shit.] They have Cincy, Cleveland, Arizona, Buffalo, Jets. And then Week 17 at Baltimore.

The Steelers lost to the Browns that Thursday and finished the season 8-8.

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Nov 11, 2019
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The Vikings can beat any team in the NFC

The Vikings definitely need to be taken for real in terms of the NFC. Like they are a team that could beat anyone in my mind. I don't think there's one team in the NFC where you're like, man, that team [is untouchable] besides maybe the 49ers.

The Vikings won a playoff game against the Saints but were soundly beaten by the 49ers in the Divisional round.
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Nov 11, 2019
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The Eagles will win the NFC East because the Cowboys only beat up on the 'Sisters of the Poor'

I think that Dak Prescott is a franchise quarterback, but them as a full team, not that good. And the teams they've beaten have been bad, and they beat up on the Sisters of the Poor... I think the Eagles will win that division because they're now tied 5-4, and the remaining game is in Philadelphia.

The Eagles won the NFC East with a 9-7 record, while the Cowboys finished 8-8.
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Nov 11, 2019
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The Ravens' win over the 0-8 Bengals was more impressive than their wins against the Patriots and Seahawks

This win by the Ravens today was more impressive than their wins against the Patriots and the Seahawks because this was a classic letdown spot, a classic spot where the Ravens were going to read their press clippings... No. They demolished them from the first play on.

The Ravens did indeed stay hot, finishing the season 14-2, proving they were immune to the 'letdown' narrative that season.

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Arizona is the best team in the country

Arizona just showing that they are probably the best team in the country because they absolutely whooped Arkansas.

Arizona lost to Clemson in the 2024 Sweet 16, which is the real-world event this likely parodies despite the prompt's 2026 date.
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Ben McCollum will never leave the Iowa Hawkeyes for another job

I don't think he's going anywhere. He's from Iowa City. He's coached for 15 years in division two... gets his dream job at Iowa. I don't think he's going anywhere.

McCollum was a highly sought-after name after his D2 success.
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Jay Bilis is being disingenuous with his criticism of the transfer portal

Jay Bilis is being disingenuous... what I don't understand about Jay Bilis is like, so what if people complain about the transfer portal and the NIL... this is a tweet from 20 years ago. Everyone's saying Will Wade's a dickhead.

This is a subjective critique of a media personality's stance.

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