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Frank Caliendo, NFL Week 13 Preview And Picks, Brian Kelly Is A Southerner & We All Read Frank Caliendo, NFL Week 13 Preview And Picks, Brian Kelly Is A Southerner & We All Read An Article On The MLB Lockout

Friday, December 3, 202110 takes

Taysom Hill might not be the guy and the Cowboys beat the Saints on TNF. Brian Kelly is now a Southerner.(-). We all read exactly 1 article about the MLB lockout and report our findings(-). NFL Week 13 Picks and Preview of every game(:). Frank Caliendo joins us in studio and then beats Jake's ass in ping pong because hes a Ping Pong shark(-). We finish with Fyre Fest of the Week(-).

Recap

Win
Take Slip·Dec 3, 2021
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Taysom Hill is probably not the Saints' quarterback of the future

Yeah, Taysom Hill probably not, probably not the quarterback of the future, but he's still, I still like Taysom.

Correct. Taysom Hill eventually transitioned back into a utility/tight end role under Dennis Allen, and the Saints moved on to Jameis Winston and later Derek Carr.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 3, 2021
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Big CatBig Cat

The Saints' season is officially over

I think [the Saints'] season is officially over just because we've... they've kind of kept in a lot of these games, even though they haven't... but man, they like that Taysom Hill is just the whole entire offense, Kamara not being there, Michael Thomas just retiring early, which sucks, the whole thing just feels like it's falling apart.

Correct. The Saints finished 9-8 and missed the playoffs in 2021.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 3, 2021
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Taysom Hill is the Nate Diaz of quarterbacks

Billy's take on Taysom Hill, by the way, was like, he's the Nate Diaz of quarterbacks where he's... he may not win, but you respect them... like he'll just straight up get his ass kicked... then afterwards you're like, he didn't stop running.

Subjective comparison between a quarterback and an MMA fighter based on 'grit' and lack of traditional polish.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 3, 2021
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Big CatBig Cat

Micah Parsons is now the best defensive player on the Cowboys, surpassing Trevon Diggs

[Trevon Diggs] is now no longer the best defensive player on the Cowboys. Micah Parsons is insane. Yeah. I saw a stat that Micah Parsons, he's already surpassed all of Chase Young's defensive rookie of the year stats and we still have five games left.

Correct. Micah Parsons became a perennial DPOY candidate and is widely considered one of the best defensive players in football, whereas Diggs is seen as a high-variance playmaker.

Mlb Lockout Talk

Win
Take Slip·Dec 3, 2021·MLB Lockout Talk
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Big CatBig Cat

Rob Manfred understands the MLB lockout is bad for business

Rob Manfred said, we understand it's bad for the business. So I'm going to probably take Rob Manfred's side because he said it right there in the article... that he understands this is bad for business.

OpinionBaseballMediumSarcastic
Correct in that Manfred literally said it, but satirical in application. The lockout did end up costing games eventually (postponing opening day), proving Manfred's actions didn't prevent 'bad business'.

Picks

Win
Take Slip·Dec 3, 2021·Picks
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Lions will beat the Vikings moneyline this week

I want the Lions to win, but I'm not... I would not touch them with actual money. Nope... I'll take them Moneyline.

Correct. The Lions defeated the Vikings 29-27 on Dec 5, 2021, for their first win of the season.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 3, 2021·Picks
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Washington's lucky streak is going to run out against the Raiders

Raiders by two and a half... Well, I think, you know, Washington's, time's gonna run out... time's up. You've been kind of getting lucky.

Incorrect. Washington beat the Raiders 17-15 on Dec 5, 2021, extending their win streak to four.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 3, 2021·Picks
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Big CatBig Cat

Chargers vs. Bengals will end in a tie

You know what this guy makes me think of right here? This game absolutely makes me think. Tie. Yeah. I predict a tie... My numbers are telling me this is going to be a tie this week.

Incorrect. The Chargers won the game 41-22.

Fyre Fest

Loss
Take Slip·Dec 3, 2021·Fyre Fest
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HankHank

I will get a Warzone win before the new season or I'll get duct-taped to a wall

A month and a half ago I was playing War Zone... I was like I'll get a win before the new season comes out, which is next Monday or Tuesday... if I don't you'll get duct tape to wall. I was like absolutely. There's no doubt in my mind I'll get that win. No problem at all.

Incorrect. Hank failed to get the win in time and was famously duct-taped to a wall in the office as a result.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 3, 2021·Fyre Fest
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I am going to watch sports on Sunday without gambling on anything

I got like a little bit of bad news... I'm going to watch sports on Sunday without gambling on any of them. So I have responsibly reached the end of my allocated fund for myself that I had through November.

Subjective/Pending. It's difficult to verify if PFT actually abstained from all betting that Sunday, though he likely continued making content around picks.