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Jameis Winston, The Bears And Commanders Are On A Crash Course To Trade, Super Bowl Week And More

Monday, February 5, 202416 takes

We've arrived in Las Vegas for Super Bowl Week and the Commanders have hired Kliff Kingsbury and it looks like the Bears and Commanders may be trade partners (-). We talk about our flight out to Vegas and Max had a very unfortunate trip sitting next to a journalist who has reported he farted all flight (-). Who's back of the week including Shane Gillis and College Basketball (-). Jameis Winston joins the show in studio to talk about his career, eating W's, being an all time vibes guy, Florida State and tons more (-). We finish with a Grammy's recap from Max and Memes (-).

Jameis Winston on Being a Kingdom Man, Florida State, and Eating W’s

Super Bowl week has officially kicked off in Las Vegas, and the energy is already off the charts. Big Cat and PFT arrived in town just as the news broke that the Commanders hired Kliff Kingsbury, which has everyone speculating about a massive trade between Washington and Chicago for the number one pick. Big Cat is already smelling a desperate overpay coming from PFT’s side.

Win
Feb 5, 2024
#16783
Big CatBig Cat

The Commanders have overplayed their hand in trying to get Caleb Williams

I would make the guess right now that the Commanders have already fucked this up because no one has overplayed their hand more than the Commanders have already overplayed their hand. ... You guys have overplayed your hand to the point where it's like obvious that you're lusting for this guy. And that's a bad spot to be in a negotiation three months out.

The Commanders eventually stayed at #2 and selected Jayden Daniels, while the Bears kept #1 to take Caleb Williams. No trade occurred.

PFT isn't exactly shying away from the desperation, though. He’s leaning into the idea that when you have a chance to grab a generational quarterback, the price tag doesn't really matter in the long run.

Void
Feb 5, 2024
#22761
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Paying extra for a top-tier franchise quarterback is actually an underpayment

I would say that a little, an overpayment [for a top-five quarterback] is actually an underpayment. If you're getting a top five quarterback, or a guy that would evolve into a top five quarterback in the NFL, it is worth it.

Subjective valuation of draft picks versus player outcomes.

While the draft talk is heating up, the immediate focus is on the Big Game. PFT is putting his money where his mouth is, banking on the Niners to finally be the team that solves the Mahomes puzzle.

Loss
Feb 5, 2024
#16784
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The 49ers will stop Patrick Mahomes in Super Bowl LVIII

I put in the biggest bet of my life on the 49ers. And I feel like we can stop Patrick Mahomes. ... We can be the ones to do it. This is it. ... We can do this. We can be the ones to stop him.

The 49ers lost to the Chiefs 25-22 in overtime in Super Bowl LVIII.

Max's Mile High Disaster

Before the football talk could really get going, the guys had to address the elephant on the plane. Max flew into Vegas from New York and happened to sit right next to NFL reporter Diana Russini. It turns out Max isn't exactly a five-star seatmate. Russini reported to PFT that Max spent the flight eating a burrito like a monster, blasting techno, and—most importantly—ripping farts in his sleep that smelled like a diaper genie. Max tried to blame it on the proximity to the bathroom, but the guys weren't buying it. It’s a tough day to be the burrito boy.

The White Whale: Jameis Winston

Jameis Winston finally made it to the studio, and it was everything we hoped for. He is a one-of-one personality who treats every word with the intensity of a pre-snap read. He went deep on his time with the Saints and his relationship with Drew Brees, but he also got real about the technical side of the game. For anyone wondering if Jameis was literally playing blind for years, he clarified that while he wasn't blind, the LASIK surgery changed everything for his depth perception.

Win
Feb 5, 2024
#16788
Jameis WinstonJameis Winston

My depth perception improved instantly after having LASIK surgery

The depth perception was the biggest thing. ... I just feel like the depth of a linebacker, like eight yards and 12 yards is completely different. ... It's just like, it's no second guess. It's no, it's no, it's no. Like I said, no second guessing. It's just trust and confirm and let it rip.

Personal medical testimony from the speaker regarding their own vision improvement.

Jameis also shared his love for baseball, claiming he was hitting 98 MPH at Florida State and firmly believes he could have made it to the Big Leagues if he hadn't focused on football. He even explained how the mechanics of being a switch hitter helped his rotation as a quarterback.

Void
Feb 5, 2024
#16789
Jameis WinstonJameis Winston

I definitely would have made it to the major leagues in baseball

I miss baseball so much and, and I, I truly believe that me not playing baseball did not allow me to achieve certain athletic movements on the football field that I was when I was playing baseball every single day. ... I do believe that I would, I would've made it to the show. ... At the end of Florida State I was top nine at 98 [MPH].

Hypothetical scenario that can't be definitively proven, but his collegiate stats support the potential.

What makes Jameis so fascinating is his unwavering philosophy on life. He doesn't believe in the concept of luck, preferring to see every moment as intentional. When asked about where he might play next, he didn't just name a team; he described himself as a force of nature that improves whatever city he lands in.

Void
Feb 5, 2024
#22764
Jameis WinstonJameis Winston

I am the attraction and the city; I bring joy, integrity, and increase to any location

I feel like I'm the attraction. I'm the thing, like I'm the city that is gonna bring joy, love, trust, peace, integrity to any location that I'm at because I'm a man of increase. Wherever it may be, that city is gonna be getting someone that is ready. A kingdom man that is prepared to grow everyone around them.

Subjective claim about his own aura and leadership impact.

He also gave some love to his former teammate Mike Evans, who he believes is criminally ignored by the national media despite putting up historic numbers every single season.

Void
Feb 5, 2024
#16790
Jameis WinstonJameis Winston

Mike Evans is the most underrated player in the NFL

I don't know who's more underrated [between Lavonte David and Demario Davis], but I know the caliber of men they both are and I know both of them should be and will be Hall of Famers. I feel like the most underrated player I play with, honestly, that people don't give enough respect to is Mike Evans. ... He don't complain about nothing. ... And you leave him off all pros, you leave him off pro bowls and stuff like that. I'm just like, man, like they, the world, the NFL culture don't know what they missing with Mike Evans.

The term 'underrated' is subjective, though Evans' statistical profile vs Pro Bowl/All-Pro selections supports the claim.

Who's Back and The Grammys

In Who's Back of the Week, Big Cat highlighted the rise of Indiana State’s Robbie Avila. The man known as "Cream Abdul-Jabbar" is wearing rec specs and dominating the Missouri Valley, and Big Cat thinks he’s destined for March Madness stardom. He also pointed out that the big schools in Indiana are currently terrified of the Sycamores.

Void
Feb 5, 2024·Who's Back
#16787
Big CatBig Cat

Indiana is scared to play Indiana State in basketball

Do you know that Indiana state, Indiana doesn't play Indiana state because they just embarrassed him every time they play him. Indiana State, I think last time they played 'em was like 2017 and they won by like 20. Damn. So Indiana's just scared of 'em.

While Indiana State did win the last meeting in 2017 by 21 points, the claim that Indiana is 'scared' is a matter of opinion.

The show wrapped up with a very professional Grammys recap from Max and Memes. They touched on Taylor Swift’s new album announcement, Killer Mike getting arrested immediately after winning three awards, and a potential "confirmed" moment regarding Stevie Wonder's vision during the ceremony.

Win
Feb 5, 2024
#22766
MemesMemes

Stevie Wonder is definitely blind because he missed Mariah Carey's hand at the Grammys

He presented an award to Mariah Carey this weekend and she walked up and he was left his hand shaking. [Mariah Carey] walked up and he was left his hand shaking... Stevie Wonder, confirmed [blind].

Stevie Wonder is legally blind, though the show often jokes about it being a 'hoax.' Memes is technically stating a fact here.

It’s going to be a long, wild week in Vegas, but starting it off with the gospel of Jameis is the only way to do it.

We’re all just looking to scrape the bowl and eat a W.

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Win
Feb 5, 2024
#22762
Big CatBig Cat

Joel Embiid might be the reason the 76ers can't make it to the Conference Finals

Maybe [Joel Embiid] is the one who's keeping you from getting in the conference finals. Belt to ass tour continues.

Hot TakeBasketballHotSarcastic
The 76ers lost in the first round of the 2024 playoffs, though Embiid was hampered by injury.
Void
Feb 5, 2024·Who's Back
#16785
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Enhanced Games (steroid Olympics) will be better than the actual Olympics

I'm going to watch hard. ... That sounds way better than the regular Olympics. ... They're starting the Olympic games where every contestant's gonna be allowed to dope, which means we're gonna get all kinds of crazy records. We have a bunch of freaks running around out there.

This is a subjective preference about a hypothetical/future sporting event's entertainment value.
Void
Feb 5, 2024·Who's Back
#16786
Big CatBig Cat

Robbie Avila will be a breakout star if Indiana State makes the NCAA Tournament

Robbie Avila from Indiana State. ... He's got rec specs. And he is, if Indiana State gets to the tournament, which they are the best team in the Missouri Valley right now. We could have like a, this, this guy could like, capture the hearts of America.

Indiana State was famously snubbed from the NCAA Tournament in 2024, despite having a high NET ranking and Avila being a fan favorite.
Void
Feb 5, 2024
#22763
Jameis WinstonJameis Winston

Luck is not real; everything that happens is intentional and not a coincidence

I'm not really a big proponent of luck. I don't believe that anything's happened. I don't think there's no such thing as a coincidence. I believe it's intentional. Everything that we're doing is either enhancing where we are at right now... either we are being a person of increase or we really just failing today.

This is a personal philosophical belief that cannot be objectively proven.
Void
Feb 5, 2024
#22765
Jameis WinstonJameis Winston

People born around water function differently because water has no soul and doesn't discriminate

If you are born around water, you have a different way of life, you function differently. And I just feel like you function differently because water has no soul. It doesn't discriminate against anybody. You get in that water, it's gonna take you wherever it goes. So I feel like people that are around water, they're very strong-willed, they're one with water.

A metaphysical claim that is inherently subjective.
Void
Feb 5, 2024
#16791
Jameis WinstonJameis Winston

Florida wide receivers have a better work ethic than receivers from other states

Florida wide receivers are probably the most one. ... I believe that Florida receivers have an entire different work ethic and grind than receivers from other places. ... They're working on their feet. Like what you looking for? They got ta ta they got some of this, they got some of that. But you know, I feel like all of them, you know, they need to get a psychiatrist and, and just, and just share with them some of the things that they went through.

Subjective regional stereotyping within football culture.
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Braxton Berrios and Alix Earle are the hottest couple ever

Braxton Berrios is one of our guys. He's a thirst strapper. Correct. His hair, by the way, has been looking incredible. Yeah. No, they're the hottest couple ever. ... I think that they enjoy having sex with each other. They're probably the only, only, they're probably each person is probably the first person that the others had sex with that's like, oh, now I get why sex is great.

Entirely subjective and hyperbolic.

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