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James Harden & The Sixers Are Dead, NFL Schedule Release + In Studio With AstroPhysicist Brian Cox

Friday, May 13, 202221 takes

James Harden and the Sixers are dead. We play a game called which post game quote is worst. Heat Culture demands respect.(-) The Mavs force a Game 7. (-) In NHL Playoffs we have Game 7's on Saturday after the Lightning are now 17-0 off a loss in the playoffs in the last 3 years. (-) NFL Schedule, games we're looking forward to and Billy tells us about the Jets before he leaves mid conversation. (-) We kick it back to ourselves in studio to talk Celtics and Capital heartbreaking losses on Wednesday night. (-) Astrophysicist Brian Cox joins us in studio for an incredible conversation about science, black holes, the universe, and being in a rock band.(-) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week. (-)

Brian Cox on Black Holes, NFL Schedule Release, and the Death of the Sixers

The Philadelphia 76ers are officially dead, and James Harden might have just put the final nail in the coffin of The Process. Big Cat and PFT opened the show in disbelief over Harden’s disappearsance in a closeout game, noting that he took the same amount of second-half shots as Ben Simmons did in his infamous finale. The trade that was supposed to save both franchises looks like a disaster for everyone involved.

Win
May 13, 2022
#6671
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The James Harden for Ben Simmons trade was a lose-lose for both teams

I think you go back to the trade and neither team won. It was the classic lose-lose trade, like both teams in, in a weird way, got a little bit worse from this trade.

Both teams struggled significantly post-trade; Simmons barely played for Brooklyn and Harden eventually forced his way out of Philly after more playoff disappointment.

While PFT is ready to call the whole era a failure, Big Cat is still holding onto his last piece of Simmons stock because he simply can't give up on a 6'10" point guard. But the reality in Philly is grim. Doc Rivers has been there for two years and the team hasn't moved an inch from their second-round ceiling.

Win
May 13, 2022
#20824
Big CatBig Cat

Doc Rivers has had zero impact on the 76ers since arriving

Dr. Rivers got there. He's been there for two years... they've literally just gone. It was like, they, they they've been just doing the same thing year after year after year, Dr. Rivers has had no impact on it. They were on the exact same trajectory and he's like, we were a mess when I got here, but I fixed it all to get us right back to where we were.

The Sixers continued to struggle with second-round exits and eventually fired Doc Rivers in 2023, largely confirming the stagnation narrative.

On the other side of that series, Heat Culture is reigning supreme. The guys gave Jimmy Butler his flowers, while PFT took a wrecking ball to the very idea of building for the future.

Win
May 13, 2022
#20825
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The 'Process' is overrated and Nick Saban is full of shit

I think Nick Saban's full of shit. I think the process is overrated. We're results guys on the podcast, right? It's oh bad. I don't care about the process... just give me the result. I don't care how we get there.

The Sixers' 'Process' era is widely viewed as a failure given they never reached a Conference Final with the core it produced.

The NFL Schedule and the Christmas Coup

The NFL schedule dropped, and Roger Goodell clearly woke up choosing violence against the NBA. Big Cat noticed that the league specifically targeted every major NBA Christmas market with high-profile football games, essentially trying to wipe Adam Silver off the holiday map.

Win
May 13, 2022
#20827
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL intentionally scheduled its best games on Christmas to sabotage the NBA's marquee day

What they did for the for the Christmas day schedule is so mean because they did... They literally just picked out the best NBA teams. I think the, I think the Bulls and the Knicks are gonna just have to play five times on Christmas day... They just took. They just completely cocked the NBA on their day.

The 2022 NFL Christmas games were huge ratings hits, significantly outperforming the NBA games as Big Cat predicted.

Billy Football tried to squeeze in some Jets talk before his camera cut out, offering a shockingly realistic projection for a guy who usually claims they’re winning the Super Bowl.

Win
May 13, 2022
#6677
Billy FootballBilly Football

The Jets will finish between 7-10 and 9-8 this season

So I just want to talk about jet schedule, my prediction, what? ... Well, it's either going to be low level seven and 10 high level nine and eight.

The 2022 Jets finished exactly 7-10.

He also managed to stir the pot in New England, predicting that Mac Jones might not have as long of a leash as Patriots fans think, especially with a certain rookie waiting in the wings.

Win
May 13, 2022
#6678
Billy FootballBilly Football

There will be a quarterback controversy in New England where Bailey Zappe challenges Mac Jones

Maddie. Think about this magic Mack Jones gets benched for Bailey. ... I think there's going to be a court quarterback controversy in new England. That we're is going to actually like really tank them. I'm just saying why they draft Bailey just saying,

A massive controversy did emerge in the 2022 and 2023 seasons, with 'Zappe Fever' taking over and Jones eventually getting benched multiple times.

Game 7 Fever and Hockey Heartbreak

Hank is currently a shell of a man after the Celtics blew a late lead to the Bucks on Wednesday. Despite the soul-crushing loss involving Marcus smart getting his pocket picked by Drew Holiday, Hank is trying to stay positive about the series outcome.

Win
May 13, 2022
#6680
HankHank

The Celtics are still going to win the series against the Bucks despite blowing Game 5

It was a devastating loss. I still think the Celtics are gonna win the series. ... I think they're going to win tonight. It's a must win.

The Celtics won Game 6 and Game 7 to win the series.

In the NHL, the Maple Leafs are facing another Game 7 demon. Big Cat thinks they finally break the curse, but Hank believes the Lightning's championship pedigree is a psychological wall Toronto can't climb.

Win
May 13, 2022
#6676
HankHank

The Lightning are psychological locks to beat the Maple Leafs in Game 7

They've been there. They've experienced it. They've played as a team. They've won championships. This is the first round. ... Toronto has the pressure of a city that needs a championship and an entire country that needs a championship.

The Lightning won Game 7.

Brian Cox Explains the Universe

The centerpiece of the show was an incredible, mind-bending interview with astrophysicist and former rockstar Brian Cox. He sat down in studio to talk about black holes, the scale of the universe, and why we might be the only ones out here. It was a "hit the blunt" conversation that actually made the guys feel small for once.

Void
May 13, 2022
#6683
Brian CoxBrian Cox

There might be as few as one intelligent civilization per galaxy

I think there's a good argument that there might be a very few of those. And actually there's a reasonable argument we might assume there's about one per galaxy on average, any one time, which means that we're it.

This is a theoretical position in astrophysics that remains unproven but is a significant part of scientific debate.

Cox went deep into the holographic principle, explaining that our entire reality might just be a projection of information living on the "walls" of the universe. He even managed to make Big Cat understand the concept of information conservation in black holes using a simple book analogy.

Void
May 13, 2022
#20829
Brian CoxBrian Cox

Information is never truly destroyed by a black hole and could theoretically be reconstructed

It seems now that's what happens in black holes. So you throw the book in, and then at some point in the distant future, you could collect all the Hawking radiation that comes off and reconstruct the book... if some sufficiently clever, super advanced civilization, if they could collect all the Hawking radiation and put it into some quantum computer would actually reconstruct you.

This represents the current consensus in theoretical physics following developments in the early 2020s.

To wrap up, the guys hit Fyre Fest of the week. Billy tried to explain the medical benefits of a bone bruise, leading to one of the most scientifically illiterate segments in show history, even after an hour of talking to a genius.

Loss
May 13, 2022
#6684
Billy FootballBilly Football

A bone bruise stings at first but then you are fine because bones don't move

Yeah, no, like a bone bruise. Just like stings at first. ... And then it's like, it's a bone, so it doesn't really move. So it's like not really sore. So just to go with it. ... bones move, but muscles are moving the bone, the bone doesn't actually move

Bones move at joints; a bone bruise is extremely painful because bones are highly vascularized and innervated. It's not a 'two-hour' injury.

Big Cat ended by defending the honor of the best day of the week, even if it means less sleep.

Void
May 13, 2022·Fyre Fest
#20830
Big CatBig Cat

Fridays are better than Saturdays because the weekend feels like it will last forever

I'd take Fridays over Saturdays, but that's just me... there's no better feeling than Friday after lunch. There's just, it feels like the weekend is forever.

Purely a matter of personal preference and perspective on time.

If the universe is indeed a hologram, let’s hope the next version has fewer James Harden step-back bricks.

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Loss
May 13, 2022
#6672
Big CatBig Cat

I am the last person in the world who still believes in Ben Simmons

I'm, I'm, I'm the one sucker alive that still believes in Ben Simmons. So I'm like nets could still get some out of them. Crazy, stupid irrational. So I'm not giving up on Ben Simmons. I'm the last person in the world because I'm like six, 10 point cards don't grow on trees.

Ben Simmons' career continued to decline due to injuries and mental hurdles, making the belief that he could still be an elite piece incorrect.
Win
May 13, 2022
#20826
Big CatBig Cat

The Miami Heat are the sign of a truly elite franchise for having three different championship-contending eras in 20 years

If the Heat somehow could win a championship this year... That would be what four titles over the course of 20 years, less than 20 years with all three completely different rock busters. I mean, that's the sign of what a really, really good franchise.

The Heat reached the Conference Finals in 2022 and the Finals in 2023, validating their status as an elite franchise.
Loss
May 13, 2022
#6673
HankHank

The Suns are definitely going to win Game 7 against the Mavericks

I tend to agree. But now the sons are in a spot where they're playing against Lucca in a game seven where he can easily be the best player on the court...

The Mavericks blew out the Suns 123-90 in one of the most shocking Game 7 results in NBA history.
Void
May 13, 2022
#6674
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It would be better for the future of the Mavericks if they lose Game 7 to the Suns

I'll take it one step further. How's this for take, it would actually be better for the future of the Dallas Mavericks. If they lose this game. ... if they had gotten blown out in the second round, then I feel like mark Cuban would kind of like have to go nuclear and try to put something good together and get like an awesome player to team up with Luca to take that next step.

Subjective. However, the Mavs made the WCF and eventually traded for Kyrie Irving later, suggesting they didn't need a total nuclear option after that run.
Loss
May 13, 2022
#6675
Big CatBig Cat

The Maple Leafs will win Game 7 against the Lightning

The fear in the city of Toronto on Saturday morning, waking up is going to be at an all time high. ... I'm nervous for them, but I think they're going to win...

The Lightning won Game 7 with a 2-1 victory, extending Toronto's streak of first-round exits.
Loss
May 13, 2022
#6679
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Over for the Bills-Rams kickoff game will be my biggest bet ever

I've never done a game of the year, but I, I think I'm in advance calling that my game of the summer... the over is going to have her and I'm going to... make this my biggest bet ever.

The game total was around 52.5 and the final score was 31-10 (41 total), meaning the under hit comfortably.
Void
May 13, 2022
#6681
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If the Capitals win this Stanley Cup and the next, they are officially a dynasty

I did say when they were up three, nothing. I was like, if we win this Stanley cup and the next Stanley cup, does that count as a dynasty taking into account the 2018 Stanley cup that they have?

The Capitals lost in the first round in 2022, so the condition was never met.
Loss
May 13, 2022
#6682
Big CatBig Cat

The Grizzlies might actually be better without Ja Morant

We have a new narrative. That's very fun. Are the Grizzlies better? Without Ja Morant? ... the stat is the warriors or sorry, the Grizzlies are now I think 21 and six without Ja Morant.

While they had a great record without him in the regular season, Ja Morant is an All-NBA talent and the franchise's centerpiece; the Grizzlies struggled significantly without him in subsequent seasons.
Void
May 13, 2022
#20828
Brian CoxBrian Cox

The universe appears to be a hologram where reality can be represented by information on 'the walls'

Everything that's going on in the room can be perfectly represented by a quantum theory that lives on the walls. So the universe appears to be in some sense, a hologram, right, it's called, it's got a fancy name. It's called the ADS CFT correspondence... you can characterize everything that's going on in a regional space, by a theory that just lives on the edge.

This is a valid scientific hypothesis/principle (AdS/CFT correspondence), though still theoretical and not strictly 'proven' as physical reality.

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