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Monday, March 27, 201713 takes

The Final Four is set and Hootie is back, breaking down the weekend of March Madness of and Bill Self's pouch of sadness ( - ). We taped a special Suicidal Big Cat segment 10 minutes after Wisconsin lost to Florida on a buzzer beater Friday Night(- ). Who's Back of the week ( - ). Jay Bilas joins the show to break down the Final Four matchups, the time he sued Barney the Dinosaur, what Coach is on the hot seat and whether or not he'd be willing to wrestle someone to get College Athletes paid ( - ). Segments include Respect the Biz, Witch Hunt for Dustin Johnson, Lebron Blames for his scratched eyeball, Talking Soccer, Magical Tweets, and Thoughts and Prayers to the city of Oakland for losing the Raiders.

Jay Bilas on Barney Lawsuits, Paying Athletes, and the Final Four

The Final Four is officially set, but the mood in the studio is somber because Wisconsin decided to rip Big Cat’s heart out on Friday night. South Carolina, Oregon, Gonzaga, and UNC are heading to Phoenix, but the real story is the emotional wreckage left behind in New York City. We get a glimpse into the immediate aftermath with a segment recorded just ten minutes after the Badgers' overtime loss, featuring Big Cat in a state of pure, unadulterated grief.

Before the sadness fully takes over, PFT has some branding advice for the surprising Gamecocks. Since it’s 2017 and we need to be sensitive to the plight of fighting chickens, a name change might be in order.

Loss
Mar 27, 2017
#1924
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The South Carolina Gamecocks should change their name to just 'The Cox' because Gamecocks is offensive

South Carolina should change its name from the Gamecocks, which is offensive, to just the Cox. Which is not. It's 2017.

The team remains the Gamecocks; the suggestion was entirely satirical.

The guys also took aim at Kansas and Bill Self after another Elite Eight exit. While Kansas fans might be happy just being there, the standards are a bit higher on this program.

Void
Mar 27, 2017
#1927
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bill Self underachieves with his talent at Kansas

[Bill Self's] teams are always really, really good, but they should be better. He doesn't get the most out of his talent. That's the side I'm on.

Bill Self has won two national titles (2008, 2022), which counters the idea that he always underachieves, though he does have many Elite Eight exits.

Jay Bilas Joins the Show

ESPN’s Jay Bilas stopped by to provide some actual basketball expertise, though he spent a fair amount of time defending his legal career and his new commitment to growing a "Karnowski beard." Jay didn't hold back on his evaluation of the remaining field, noting that North Carolina has been the class of the sport since November.

Win
Mar 27, 2017
#1935
Jay BilasJay Bilas

North Carolina was the favorite to win the NCAA Tournament from the start of the year

I thought they were the favorite at the beginning, honestly. I thought for the whole year, since I saw them at Maui in November, that Carolina was the best team.

UNC went on to win the 2017 championship, validating Bilas's season-long assessment.

While South Carolina has been the feel-good story of the tournament, Jay isn't convinced the magic continues against the Zags. He points to the sheer volume of weapons Gonzaga has compared to the gritty, lower-scoring style of the G-words.

Win
Mar 27, 2017
#1940
Jay BilasJay Bilas

Gonzaga will beat South Carolina in the Final Four because of their scoring depth

I favor Gonzaga because they've got so many more scorers and shooters. You know, South Carolina's not been a great offensive team all year... otherwise, I like Gonzaga to win the game.

Gonzaga defeated South Carolina 77-73 in the Final Four.

The conversation shifted from the court to the courtroom, where Jay detailed his experience suing Barney the Dinosaur over the color purple. He also provided some insight into the future of Duke basketball and how much longer we have to deal with Coach K on the sidelines.

Win
Mar 27, 2017
#1942
Jay BilasJay Bilas

Coach K will retire in four or five years

My guess is like four years or so, four or five, but you never know... Four to five years. I don't know, but that's my guess.

Exactly correct. Jay Bilas made this prediction in March 2017, and Coach K retired following the 2021-22 season (5 years later).

Beyond just calling games, Jay is well-known for his stance against the NCAA’s amateurism model. He describes the current system as a "cartel" and predicts that the power dynamic is shifting rapidly as players become more aware of their market value.

Push
Mar 27, 2017
#1944
Jay BilasJay Bilas

It is a near certainty that college players will eventually boycott a game

I do think as the players, as we go forward, the players are getting more sort of socially aware and their awareness of their power in the marketplace is becoming greater. I think we'll see at some point somebody will boycott. I don't know when it's going to come, but I think it's a near certainty it's going to happen.

While not a widespread 'Final Four' boycott as joked about by PFT, player empowerment and NIL have fundamentally changed the power balance as Bilas predicted.

LeBron Blames and Respecting the Biz

In the world of the NBA, LeBron James is back to his old tricks. After a scratched cornea, LeBron showed up in what can only be described as chemistry lab eyewear. Big Cat and PFT are onto the scheme: if he plays well, he's a warrior; if he loses, it was the goggles.

Void
Mar 27, 2017·LeBron Blames
#1946
Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James only wears 'bunsen burner' goggles as an excuse for potential failure

He literally just wears these things [goggles] so that then he can say these things were screwing with me... or he can look tough in front of the cameras... Bunsen burner goggles mixed with a guy that goes to a shooting range for the first time.

The take is inherently a subjective interpretation of LeBron's motives.

Respect the Biz highlighted the grumpiest people on earth: beat writers on a 1 a.m. deadline. A Sports Illustrated for Kids reporter dared to ask a question, sending one veteran journalist into a Twitter tailspin. It was a beautiful moment for Big J Journalism everywhere.

Finally, the show wrapped up with thoughts and prayers for the city of Oakland. The Raiders are officially heading to the desert, a move that feels destiny-driven once you look at Mark Davis’ hair and his wardrobe choices.

Win
Big CatBig Cat

Mark Davis belongs in Las Vegas because he owns more than one white sports coat

Mark Davis was... meant to be in Vegas... They probably just looked at Mark Davis' closet and were like, okay, you own more than one white sports coat. You need to be the owner of a franchise in Las Vegas or Miami.

The move was officially approved on this day, so it is a fact claim/opinion about fit.

If the move to Vegas means more P.F. Chang's visits for Mark Davis, we're all in.

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Void
Mar 27, 2017
#1929
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Every coach who doesn't win the National Championship should be fired

Every coach that doesn't win the national championship should probably get fired. I agree. It's a failure.

Inherently satirical and not a serious suggestion of athletic department policy.
Loss
Mar 27, 2017·Who's Back
#22253
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tiger Woods at 100/1 to win the Masters is a must-bet even if he doesn't play

The Tiger Woods, 101 odds to win the Masters. Jump on it now before they go down... Those are the best odds I've ever seen for a guy who's not even going to play in the tournament.

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Tiger Woods withdrew from the 2017 Masters before it started due to back issues.
Void
Mar 27, 2017·Who's Back
#1931
Big CatBig Cat

Fall is the best season for napping, followed by spring

I would rank it power ranking nap seasons, fall number one, spring number two.

Subjective ranking of comfort and timing.
Win
Mar 27, 2017
#1938
Jay BilasJay Bilas

If North Carolina plays well, they will win the National Championship

I just think Carolina's got too many weapons. If Carolina plays well, they win. For them to lose, they're going to have to play less than well, less than their best.

North Carolina did indeed win the 2017 National Championship.
Win
Mar 27, 2017
#22254
Jay BilasJay Bilas

A broadcaster will not get a Power 5 head coaching job like Oklahoma State

I just don't see places like Oklahoma State, like Power 5 Jobs, going to broadcasters like us. I would find that kind of hard to believe, but you never know.

Historically, this remains mostly true for Power 5 jobs, though some (like Juwan Howard or Penny Hardaway) had other ties. Gottlieb did eventually get the Green Bay job in 2024, which is not Power 5.

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