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Jayson Werth, Xander Schauffele, Mt Rushmore Of Round Things And Fyre Fest
Training Camp is in full swing and Harbaugh is all the way back. Jayson Tatum’s aura has become a national discussion. Intern Huey has a TV Show he’s been writing for 6 months (-). Mt Rushmore of round things (-). Jayson Werth joins us in studio to talk about his career, winning a World Series with the Phillies, his years with the Nats, hitting dingers in men’s slow pitch and tons more (-). Open Champion Xander Schauffele joins the show to talk about winning his second major, his dad being a hoss, what he can fix with his outfits and maybe getting hired to his staff as motivators (-). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (-).
Mount Rushmore
Big CatYou would choose pizza over donuts for the rest of your life because you can't eat donuts every day
If it's pizza or donuts for the rest of your life, you'd have to take pizza. Like, I'm just being honest, like I love donuts, but you can't eat donuts every day. You could eat pizza almost every day.
PFT CommenterPie is vastly superior to cake as a dessert
I'm more of a pie guy than I'm a cake guy. I think pie clears cake all day. Birthday cake. Pretty decent pie. Vastly superior.
Big CatA bowl is a perfect delivery vessel because you never have a bad meal served in one
There's nothing really that you have a bad bowl of. You know what I mean? When you're getting, when you're getting a bowl out, you're getting just good. It's like soup, ice cream. Cereal. A bowl delivers great things.
Interview
Jayson WerthAugust is the 'Month of Hate' in Major League Baseball
August is always the month of hate in the MLB. So no matter, you know, if your team's good or bad, you get, everybody wants to fucking kill each other. And it's literally, it's the month of hate just from being around each other for so much.
Jayson WerthClubhouse chemistry matters more than individual talent for winning championships
I think the Yankees have proved you can have all the best players, but If, you don't have the chemistry. It doesn't matter. You know, you gotta, you gotta gimme a, gimme a, a group of guys that might not be the best players, but they get along and they're all moving in the right direction and we'll go win.
Big CatXander Schauffele's black Adidas shoes look like server shoes and make him look slow
The all black shoes are tough because you kind of look like a server. Like you look like you're gonna ha pass me some like bacon wrap scallops. I'm telling you, you look slow. White shoes look faster.
Big CatXander Schauffele will never lose another major championship in his career
Xander Schauffele has lost his last major ever. I'm gonna see if I can parlay all four. You've already lost your last major. That's crazy.
Fyre Fest
Big CatTaking a long time to poop is a masculine dad move
I actually kind of feel like this is like my first, like I'm feel like a masculine dad because I feel like that's a very big dad move for the all the kids in the house to be like, yeah. Dad goes and takes long shits. Being like, I'm going to the shit or I'll be back in three hours.
Other
PFT CommenterJayson Tatum's aura rating is currently -650
If you were to do like statistics on Jayson Tatum's Aura? I'd say he is like negative six 50.
Big CatClutch performance is a real and verifiable factor in sports
Clutch 100% exists. Like there's no way to explain how some people are just better and like rise to the occasion and other people don't.
PFT CommenterThe New York Yankees need to extend Aaron Boone immediately to show they believe in him
I think that you have to give Aaron Boone an extension and show that you believe in him. And then the rest of the the clubhouse is gonna truly believe in him too. Then you'll be fine.