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Friday, August 25, 201715 takes

We are live from the Mirage Sportsbook in Las Vegas, fight weekend is finally here. Embrace Debate when is it ok to burn a players jersey after Lebron went on his tweet storm ( - ). Baseball is back with a Basebrawl ( - ). Mt Rushmore of what to do after you lose all your money gambling ( - ). UFC Announcer Jon Anik joins us to break down the fight and talk Jon Bones Jones latest drug test failure ( - ). Legendary cut man Jacob "Stitch" Duran joins the show to talk about Boxing/MMA, what makes a fighter have tough skin, what's the grossest cut he's ever seen, and what cut men and bloggers have in common ( - ). Segments include CFL Football guy of the week. As a white guy, Rob Gronkowski breaking down racial tensions in America. Locker Room Talk for Lenny Dykstra's latest Hampton's party. Spinzone for PMT Crew Blake Bortles and Ryen Russillo. Drunk Ideas. And the return of Jimbos with special guest Octagon Bob from the Barstool Podcast "From The Top Rope"

Jon Anik and Stitch Duran on Mayweather-McGregor and Fighting Blood

We are live from the Mirage Sportsbook in Las Vegas for the biggest fight weekend in years. The energy is electric, the crowd is surprisingly good-looking for a PMT event, and the guys are ready to dive into the chaos of Mayweather versus McGregor. Before the combat sports experts joined, Big Cat and PFT Commenter had to address the national crisis of jersey burning after LeBron James decided to lecture fans on Twitter.

Win
Aug 25, 2017
#2966
Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James is only defending jersey burning to protect his future self for when he leaves Cleveland again

LeBron's statements are right. I'm always a players guy. The owners don't look out for the players. But this, to me, is classic LeBron looking out for future LeBron. Because he knows he's going to leave.

LeBron James did indeed leave the Cleveland Cavaliers in 2018 for the Los Angeles Lakers, proving Big Cat's prediction about him leaving right.

While LeBron was busy trying to frame the narrative for his eventually inevitable second departure from Cleveland, the guys established the ground rules for when a fan can actually reach for the lighter fluid.

Void
Aug 25, 2017
#2968
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It is only socially acceptable to burn LeBron James' jersey

Any player that is a traitor to the town that he was born in and then leaves twice. That's fair. So LeBron James. It is now socially acceptable only to burn LeBron James' jersey.

Social acceptability is subjective, but the take is delivered as a joke regarding LeBron's unique status.

Since it’s a baseball brawl weekend too, Big Cat made sure to give credit to Miguel Cabrera for throwing hands, even if baseball players are notoriously terrible at actually landing a punch.

Void
Aug 25, 2017·Who's Back
#2971
Big CatBig Cat

Brawls are necessary for people to care about baseball

Brawling in baseball is good for baseball. It's great for baseball. ... Brawls need to happen in baseball for people to care about baseball more than they do right now.

The impact of brawls on viewership or 'caring' is subjective, though brawls certainly generate viral engagement.

Jon Anik on Boxing's Survival

UFC announcer Jon Anik joined the show to provide some actual insight into the spectacle. While most boxing purists are acting like this fight is a sign of the apocalypse, Anik sees it as a necessary jolt of energy for a sport that hasn't been the main character in the sports world for a long time.

Void
Aug 25, 2017
#2972
Jon AnikJon Anik

The Mayweather-McGregor fight is a lifeline for the sport of boxing

I think boxing, in some respect, should be thankful to Conor McGregor because boxing hasn't been the biggest story in sports, certainly since Mayweather Pacquiao. ... So I think in some respects, this is a lifeline for boxing.

The fight was one of the highest-selling PPVs ever, though boxing's survival being dependent on it is an opinion.

PFT immediately went to the darker side of the coin, wondering what happens to the entire infrastructure of the Sweet Science if an MMA fighter walks in and humbles one of the greatest defensive boxers of all time.

Void
Aug 25, 2017
#2973
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The sport of boxing will implode if Conor McGregor beats Floyd Mayweather

The sport is going to implode if Conor McGregor beats maybe the best pound-for-pound fighter of all time. So you're saying maybe it's time for the panic button for the sport of boxing.

McGregor did not win, so the 'implosion' didn't happen, making this a moot point, but the premise of the impact remains a hypothetical.

The conversation also turned to the recent news regarding Jon Bones Jones and his latest drug test failure. Anik didn't mince words about the lack of a defense coming out of the Jones camp.

Win
Aug 25, 2017
#2975
Jon AnikJon Anik

Jon Jones' drug test failure for steroids is likely indefensible if he remains silent

If you have any sort of defense ... when guys pop ... especially for an anabolic steroid that allegedly is ingested orally ... you're screaming from the rooftops, telling everybody you're innocent. ... instead of trying to provide answers or some sort of statement, we're not hearing much from Jon Jones.

Jones was ultimately suspended for 15 months, and his UFC 214 win was overturned to a No Contest.

When it comes to the actual result on Saturday night, Anik is looking at the betting value. He doesn't see Floyd putting Conor on the floor, but he does see the professional boxer doing what he does best over twelve rounds.

Loss
Aug 25, 2017
#2974
Jon AnikJon Anik

Floyd Mayweather will beat Conor McGregor by decision

I see some betting value on Floyd Mayweather at plus 230 by decision ... I feel pretty convicted that Floyd's not going to knock Conor McGregor out.

Floyd Mayweather won by TKO in the 10th round, not by decision.

Stitch Duran's Blood Stories

Legendary cut man Jacob "Stitch" Duran sat down to talk about the physical reality of being in the corner. Stitch has seen it all, from Robbie Lawler’s lip being split in half to veins popping between fighters' eyes. He gave McGregor a real shot early on, noting that the first two rounds will be the most dangerous for Mayweather because of McGregor’s unorthodox grappling-heavy pressure.

Win
Aug 25, 2017
#2977
Stitch DuranStitch Duran

Conor McGregor has a legitimate puncher's chance in the first two rounds

I told Floyd these first two rounds are dangerous because [McGregor] is a grappler and he's used to close in fighting. And if he throws those bombs ... it's hard enough to knock anybody out. After that, once Floyd figures out the routine, then it should be a pretty simple fight.

This was the general consensus of how the fight went: McGregor won early rounds before Mayweather dominated the second half.

Stitch also pushed back on the idea that Mayweather is going to come out and hunt for a highlight reel knockout. He knows Floyd’s hands and his style too well, predicting a more clinical approach to the fight.

Win
Aug 25, 2017
#26743
Stitch DuranStitch Duran

Floyd Mayweather doesn't have one-shot knockout power, but will win via cumulative damage

Power, I don't think so. You know, but I think through damage. Creating damage, I think is a big factor.

Mayweather won via TKO (Technical Knockout) in the 10th round, which was a result of McGregor being exhausted and taking repeated damage rather than a single 'lights out' punch.

Despite being in the heart of Las Vegas for the weekend, Stitch ended the interview by paying homage to the true home of combat sports.

Void
Aug 25, 2017
#2979
Stitch DuranStitch Duran

Madison Square Garden is the best venue for fights over Las Vegas

Vegas has so many great fights, but, man, there ain't nothing like the Garden, brother. [It is the Mecca].

Venue preference is inherently subjective.

Spin Zone and Jimbos

The guys also hit on a heavy week for friends of the program. After Blake Bortles was temporarily benched for Chad Henney, PFT found the silver lining for the Jags QB.

Void
Aug 25, 2017·Spin Zone
#2983
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It's better to be the backup quarterback of the Jaguars than the starter

It's better to be the backup quarterback of the Jacksonville Jaguars than the starting quarterback. He's not going to have all that stress, so he's not going to lose his hair as fast.

Being a backup in the NFL is generally considered a better job 'per hit taken' for high pay, though hair loss is speculative.

Then there was the Ryen Russillo situation. After Russillo was arrested for a drunken condo mix-up in Wyoming, Big Cat was quick to point out that the legal system is looking at the wrong people.

Void
Aug 25, 2017
#26744
Big CatBig Cat

The architect of the condos Ryen Russillo was arrested at is on the hook for his arrest because they all look identical

I got a tweet that said, 'I have stayed at the same condos that Ryen got arrested at, and they all look exactly alike.' Good enough for me. So the architect is on the hook for this one, and the people who woke him up from his nap.

This is a humorous opinion and cannot be factually verified, though it became a core part of the Russillo-PMT lore.

He made it very clear that the PMT family stands with Ryen during this difficult time of being a human being who makes mistakes.

Void
Aug 25, 2017·Spin Zone
#2984
Big CatBig Cat

Anyone who isn't 'Team Russillo' is on the wrong side of history

This is a heavy one, but you don't want to be on the wrong side of history. So if you're not Team Russillo, you're going to be on – history will not look fondly upon you.

History generally views the incident as a funny, drunken mistake rather than a serious crime, aligning with the hosts' stance.

The show wrapped up with the return of Jimbos featuring Octagon Bob, including a classic story about a listener who mistakenly called his boss "Hammer Jenkins" and another who accidentally took a Costco-sized dose of stool softeners instead of Advil.

Remember, if you lose all your money this weekend, just stare at the ceiling until 4:00 AM and pretend you’re retired from gambling.

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More Takes

Win
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

You should bet the over on the Hamilton Tiger-Cats because June Jones is taking over

June Jones should be wearing the lei. ... Bet some overs on Hamilton right now.

The Tiger-Cats went 6-4 under June Jones in the final 10 games of 2017, and the offense significantly improved, making 'over' bets on their performance generally successful.
Void
Aug 25, 2017·Drunk Ideas
#2987
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

We should resolve the Confederate statue controversy by shrinking them by half every year

What I propose that we do is we just make every Confederate statue half the size that it is right now, year after year after year. So guess what? They're never going to go away. ... It'll be a penny.

This is a comedic proposal, not a factual claim.

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