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Life Episode 3 With Mark Titus & Ryen Russillo, Mt Rushmore Of Things That Make You Feel Old + Nuggets On The Brink

Monday, June 12, 202326 takes

Little different show today as PFT had his dad’s funeral on Sunday. We start just PFT and big cat talking Nuggets/Heat Game 4, Baby Gronk and Zion situation getting weird (-). We then have Russillo and Titus join us for life episode 3 where we talk about everything, answer listener questions and do the Mt Rushmore of things that make us feel old (-). We’ll all be back in studio for Wednesdays show.

Mark Titus and Ryen Russillo on Life Episode 3 and Nuggets Culture

The Denver Nuggets are one win away from a title, and Big Cat and PFT are already eulogizing the Miami Heat. The series shifted for good in Game 4 when the Nuggets proved they could handle a Scott Foster masterclass and a phantom fifth foul on Nikola Jokic without blinking.

Win
Jun 12, 2023
#23629
Big CatBig Cat

The NBA Finals were officially over the moment Nikola Jokic picked up his fifth foul and the Heat still couldn't take the lead.

Friday night we had a little Scott Foster. Jokic gets his fifth foul on a phantom foul... They take Jokic out in the fourth quarter with the Nuggets up 10 with nine minutes left. He doesn't come back in for another five and a half minutes. And the Nuggets were up nine when he came back in. So that was it. That was the moment that the series was officially over.

The Nuggets went on to win the series in five games, confirming Big Cat's assessment that the Heat had no path back.

PFT is ready to declare a new era in the NBA, noting that the grit of Heat culture has finally met its match in the Mile High City.

Void
Jun 12, 2023
#23630
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Heat culture is dead; it has been replaced by Nuggets culture.

It's almost like the Nuggets have out-Heat-cultured Heat culture in this series to a certain extent by having those role players. It's this Nuggets culture that's winning this. ... This is Heat culture's dead. Nuggets culture. Viva la Nuggets culture.

This is a subjective assessment of team identity and momentum.

Before the heavy hitters joined for the Life Episode, the guys touched on the absolute circus that is Baby Gronk. Between the dad-led marketing blitz and the bizarre Livvy Dunne "rizzing" videos, the whole situation is reaching a weird peak. While the internet is obsessed with his scholarship offers, PFT and Big Cat aren't buying the hype about the ten-year-old's future in the league.

Open
Jun 12, 2023
#12416
Big CatBig Cat

Baby Gronk's football career will not go past high school without elite size and speed

If baby Gronk isn't big and fast and, and and tall enough, it doesn't matter if he's really, really good, just like you said, like it, it won't matter. It, his career will, will not go any further than, than high school football because that's just how football works.

The outcome is pending as Baby Gronk is still a child, but the physical logic of football is a verifiable reality.
Void
Jun 12, 2023
#12419
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I could beat up any legit 10-year-old in the world

People were saying that baby Gronk could beat me up, not a chance in the world. I would beat the shit outta baby Gronk. Like if it was one-on-one, me and him in a cage match, I would make him tap. It'd be, it'd be so easy. No, I could beat up any 10 year old in the world. Any 10 year old in the world.

This is a hypothetical claim that cannot be verified without legal and ethical violations.

Then, Ryen Russillo and Mark Titus joined for the third installment of the Life Episode. The conversation shifted from sports to the existential dread of being in your twenties. Big Cat and Russillo broke down why your first job after college usually sucks and why that doesn't mean your life is over.

Void
Jun 12, 2023
#12429
Big CatBig Cat

Every 23-year-old at their first job is dumb and thinks their situation is permanent

When you're 23, you're dumb. And I think about how dumb I was and thinking like, oh, I hate my job. And then you look back and you're like, well it wasn't that bad because then you get more, you know, you, you do other things and you get more jobs and you realize like at 23, you just don't know.

The claim is based on personal experience and general observations of youth career paths.
Void
Jun 12, 2023
#12432
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It is better to be good at a shitty job than awful at a good job

I would also say that it's, it's important If, you have a job that you think sucks. It's important to have a job that sucks that you're good at because then you can take pride in, in whatever it's, you do. Like I would much rather be good at my shitty job than be awful at what some people would say would be a good job.

This is a subjective career philosophy.

Mark Titus opened up about his own journey, reflecting on his time in Ohio and how he eventually realized that checking boxes like buying a house doesn't automatically lead to happiness. He offered a thoughtful perspective on what it actually means to "find yourself" when you're drifting through your thirties.

Void
Jun 12, 2023·Life
#23641
Mark TitusMark Titus

Finding yourself is not about searching for happiness, but about finding fulfillment and purpose in the world.

Finding yourself... is like more finding your place in the world, more finding out like what it is, what is your purpose for being here? ... Leaning less into finding happiness and more into finding fulfillment. ... Trying to figure out less of what puts a smile on your face and more of what makes you feel like a whole person.

This is a philosophical opinion on self-discovery.

Russillo got incredibly honest about his own career path, specifically the years spent at ESPN when he had to develop a thick skin against management and find his own confidence despite everyone telling him he was replaceable.

Void
Jun 12, 2023·Life
#23632
Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

I have reached a point in my career where I am completely confident that I am simply very good at my job.

There was a moment where I went, 'Hey, you know what? I'm fucking good.' I'm just good at this job. ... The collection of what I am now at this point, my abilities, I was like, 'I'm fucking good.' ... Once you're like, 'Hey, you know what, I'm pretty fucking good at this,' I think you become even better because now you've freed up all this other room to just continue to execute.

This is a personal self-assessment of his own professional ability.

To wrap things up, the four of them tackled the Mount Rushmore of things that make you feel old. It started with physical ailments and ended with a deep dive into how our interests naturally shift toward World War II non-fiction and staring blankly at the ocean.

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Mark TitusMark Titus

Actually considering going to the doctor when you feel physically wrong is a definitive sign of getting old.

Number one on my list was actually considering going to the doctor when you feel wrong. ... It actually crosses my mind for like, as I've gotten a little older, I'm like, 'Should I go to the doctor?' And that was something I never, ever thought about.

This is a subjective observation on the experience of aging.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

Getting genuinely upset when a game doesn't tip off exactly at its scheduled time is a sign of getting old.

Getting actually upset when a game doesn't tip off when it says it's going to tip off. I used to joke about it, but now it's like, if it says eight-thirty and they tip off at 8:43, I'm like, 'What the fuck? Why did you fucking tell... that's another 13 minutes that I'm not going to be in bed. This is bullshit.'

This is a subjective observation on how priorities change with age.
Void
Mark TitusMark Titus

Standing at the beach and just staring at the horizon is a definitive sign of getting old.

Staring at the horizon at the beach. You're at the beach and you're standing there and you're just looking off in the horizon. Dudes in their twenties are playing spike ball... and then you'll just see like an old dude who's got his hands on his hips and he's just looking off in the horizon.

This is a subjective social observation.

It was a marathon episode that managed to hit on everything from medieval turkey legs to the misery of a 13-minute delay in a basketball tip-off.

Sometimes you just need to soak in the sunset and realize you’ve officially become your father.

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Push
Jun 12, 2023
#12411
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Denver Nuggets winning the 2023 NBA Finals is the start of a dynasty

This is the start of the dynasty. This is, this is merely, but the first chapter that we're writing with Nuggets. If, you don't get three titles then. It's a failure.

The Nuggets won the 2023 title but failed to repeat — eliminated in the second round in 2024, with Boston and OKC winning the next two championships. One title does not make a dynasty.
Win
Jun 12, 2023
#23631
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I do not believe that Baby Gronk actually has any official college scholarship offers.

The offers that he's getting from these schools are definitely a hundred percent not true. ... I don't believe that Baby Gronk has any offers right now. Although I will say James Madison University, I would like to offer Baby Gronk a scholarship to JMU.

Most of the 'offers' were revealed to be non-committable or marketing stunts by the child's father.
Void
Jun 12, 2023
#12425
Big CatBig Cat

Having children is the most selfless thing you can do

It's actually the most selfless thing that you can do. You know, I always feel like I'm speaking for myself to anybody else because you know, everybody has their own reasons behind it. But like, I feel incredibly selfish in a way that sometimes I have a hard time thinking about it.

This is a philosophical opinion on parenting and ethics.
Void
Jun 12, 2023
#12436
Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

I enjoy being bummed out because it provides an excuse to do nothing

I started realizing that I kind of enjoyed being bummed out because then it gave me an excuse to do nothing, right? Like, Hey, maybe you should start working. Nah, can't dude. Like, I'm just not there. And I started being so comfortable with it that I'm at least glad that I, I I was like, okay, wait a minute. Like, you may not be super happy and get through this, this phase, but this isn't an excuse for everything.

Personal reflection on his own psychology.
Void
Jun 12, 2023·Life
#23633
Mark TitusMark Titus

If you are obsessed with politics, you should know that your friends who don't care about politics probably hate you.

If you're someone who cares about politics, you should just know that your friends that don't care about politics probably hate you. ... I cannot imagine like two dudes that are like great friends and one of them's like very heavily into this shit and is just living on Twitter, firing off tweets... and the other guy's like, 'Yeah, bro, I don't really care.' I can't imagine how those two people get along.

This is a subjective social observation.
Void
Jun 12, 2023
#12439
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Medieval Times is the best place in the world

Medieval times. Medieval times is the best place in the world. It is so fun. You go there, they give you a Turkey leg the size of your torso, they give you flaggings of ale, they fucking bring you flaggings of ale. Then you get to watch Knight. ... Medieval times is the best place on earth.

Purely subjective enjoyment of an attraction.
Void
Jun 12, 2023·Life
#23634
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Louvre is overrated; if you visit Paris, go to the Musee d'Orsay instead.

The Louvre is overrated. ... If you go to Paris, go to Musee d'Orsay. Don't go to the Louvre. Fuck the Louvre forever.

Art museum preference is inherently subjective.
Void
Jun 12, 2023
#12442
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Galapagos Islands is the most unique place on Earth

My favorite vacation, my actual favorite vacation was the Galapagos Islands and Ecuador And. it is, it's the, it's the most unique place on earth that you can go to. ... I jumped in the water, it's perfectly clear and this fucking sea lion starts swimming up to me and he's like trying to get me to play.

Subjective travel opinion based on personal experience.
Void
Jun 12, 2023
#12445
Big CatBig Cat

Keeneland Racetrack is the Wrigley Field of horse racing

Keland Racetrack in Kentucky is, they only race April and October. It is fucking awesome. It's, it's the Wrigley Field, Fenway Park of race of horse racing. If. you ever want to go for a weekend with your boys? That's, I would put that at the top of the list.

Venue comparison based on historical prestige and aesthetic.
Void
Jun 12, 2023
#12446
Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

The NFL cares less about its fans than any other major professional sport

There's no major sport that its owner group gives less of a fuck about fans than the nfl. Yeah. ... I get maximizing every dollar that you can make. But I think the NFL usually takes it to a level where you start going like, dude, is it, is it this important?

Critique of corporate governance and fan relations in sports.
Void
Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

Being excited to open the mail is a sign that you are getting old.

My first pick was going to be opening mail, but I think I should change it to excited to open mail. Because I had a stack of stuff... and I was like, 'Look at me opening this shit.'

This is a subjective sign of aging.
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Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

Starting conversations with 'Did you know that in World War II...' is a definitive sign of getting old.

I'm going to say anytime you start a question with, 'Did you know that in World War II...' I'm in the middle of this Vietnam book... it's fucking killer. ... I don't want society to just abandon the people that need the help the most, but I'm in the middle of this Vietnam book.

This is a humorous and subjective take on aging.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Hearing Creed or Dave Matthews Band on a Classic Rock station is an existential crisis

When I heard Creed on a classic rock channel, I lost my shit. ... I also heard Dave Matthews band on Classic Rock. Oh, that's, that sucks to think about. ... we are as far removed as Crash by Dave Matthews Band as when we were growing up. We were from like Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin.

This is a commentary on the passage of time and cultural perception.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

Being able to nap on a couch instantly for 15 minutes is a definitive sign of getting old

The last one, this might be more of a dad thing, but I, I If you put me on a couch, I can nap like almost instantly for 10 minutes, 15 minutes. ... and now I've gotten to that point and it's like, fuck that is me.

Subjective sign of aging identified in a comedic segment.
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Getting pissed off that NBA refs don't call carrying anymore is a sign that you have become your father.

Getting actually pissed off during a basketball game that they don't call carrying anymore. Calling players doing like pointing at the TV and saying, 'That's a carry.' That was a moment for me where it's like, I am my dad at this point.

This is a subjective take on the aging process.

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