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Live From New Orleans, NFL Divisional Round Recap + National Championship Preview With Stanford Steve

Monday, January 13, 202019 takes

NFL Divisional Round fastest 2 minutes ( - ). Recapping a wild weekend of Football. The Niners glory days are back and its not Kirk's fault ( - ). Shocker in Baltimore where the Ravens are not Frauds but they got exposed and the Titans are on an absolute roll ( - ). Insane game in Kansas City and Bill OBrien's choke job ( - ). Packers go to the NFC Championship whatever ( - ). David Baker had himself a weekend as the largest human being alive, who's back of the week and our friend Stanford Steve joins the show to preview the College Football National Championship game, the state of College Football and New Orleans ( - )

Stanford Steve on National Championship, NFL Divisional Round Recap

We are raw dogging it in a hotel room in New Orleans, and the energy in the Big Easy is already off the charts. The divisional round just wrapped up, and it might have been one of the best weekends of football in recent memory. Between the massive upsets and a comeback in Kansas City that defied logic, the table is set for a legendary championship weekend. PFT is already planning on drinking infinity Bud Lights, and Big Cat is ready to buy stock in the Niners just to ensure they don't let him down on Sunday.

The Niners' Return to Glory and Kirk's Ceiling

The weekend kicked off with the 49ers absolutely dismantling the Vikings. While the internet was quick to jump on Kirk Cousins, Big Cat wasn't ready to let the offensive line off the hook. He saw a defense in San Francisco that didn't even need to blitz to make Kirk's life a living hell.

Void
Jan 13, 2020
#7896
Big CatBig Cat

Kirk Cousins was not the main reason the Vikings lost to the 49ers

I'm not going to sit here and do the lazy Kirk Cousins stinks, he can never win a big game. He wasn't good, but his offensive line was worse, and I'm not going to put all the blame on Kirk Cousins. To me, this game was way more about the Niners' defense than Kirk Cousins screwing up royally.

While subjective, the 49ers defense did record 6 sacks and held the Vikings to 147 total yards, supporting the claim that the O-line/Defense matchup was the primary factor.

On the other side of the ball, Kyle Shanahan's hat logo seems to be shrinking in direct proportion to his confidence. He pounded the rock and didn't ask Jimmy G to do too much in his first career playoff start. For the Vikings, the loss felt like a familiar script. PFT pointed out that despite the road win in New Orleans the week prior, this version of the Vikings has a very clear shelf life.

Win
Jan 13, 2020
#7897
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The divisional round exit is the ceiling for the current Minnesota Vikings

This is their ceiling. And it's a pretty good ceiling. I mean, you made the divisional round of the playoffs. You won a road playoff game in New Orleans... You should be happy with this, kind of. Eventually they're going to get exactly where they are every single time with Kirk Cousins.

The Vikings didn't win another playoff game with Kirk Cousins before he left in 2024, confirming this was indeed their peak.

Meanwhile, the Cleveland Browns couldn't even wait for the game to end before hiring Kevin Stefanski. It's a classic move for a franchise that operates with a perpetual sense of urgency that rarely translates to the win column.

Loss
Jan 13, 2020
#23691
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Cleveland Browns franchise is built around immediate success

The Browns franchise is built around immediate success. Listen, when you're the Cleveland Browns, you can't afford to give up two more weeks to wait to hire the right coach. It's a win now [mentality].

The Browns have historically been the opposite of a 'win now' franchise, characterized by frequent coaching changes and losing seasons.

Shocker in Baltimore and the Tractor Cito Era

The Titans didn't just beat the Ravens; they bullied them. Derrick Henry is currently playing like a man handcrafted in a garage by a sweaty dad, and the Ravens looked completely rattled. Lamar Jackson put up massive yardage, but the Ravens' coaching staff seemed to forget what made them the best team in the regular season as soon as they faced a deficit.

Win
Jan 13, 2020
#7898
Big CatBig Cat

The Ravens panicked against the Titans and abandoned their identity

Holy shit, was that a fucking inexcusable loss at home where they just looked terrible. And I know Lamar Jackson had a million yards. But I actually don't blame it all on him because it felt like the Ravens... they panicked when they went down, and how many times are they going to run empty backfield when all season long they were fucking everyone up? That's the stupidest thing you could ever do.

Lamar Jackson threw 59 passes (a career high at that point) and the team's RBs only had 9 carries, a massive departure from their #1 ranked rushing offense.

Mike Vrabel is coaching like a man who truly doesn't care if he has a penis or not, as long as he has a Super Bowl ring. The Titans' refusal to kick field goals and their reliance on a 240-pound back who runs a 4.5 has Big Cat wondering if the entire league is about to change its philosophy.

Push
Jan 13, 2020
#23692
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Running backs are back and the NFL's offensive pendulum is swinging back to the ground game

Running backs are back. That's going to be the next take that we have. Are we seeing the pendulum swing? Because there's one really outstanding running back, Derrick Henry... you're going to see some general manager draft a running back in the top five.

While Derrick Henry remained dominant, the NFL continued to trend toward high-volume passing and RBs largely continued to see their market value and draft stock decline in the following years.

While the Ravens' loss was stunning, it sparked the inevitable debate about Lamar's postseason longevity. Hank isn't sold on the regular-season MVP being a playoff performer just yet, drawing comparisons to early-career Peyton Manning.

Void
Jan 13, 2020
#7899
HankHank

Lamar Jackson might simply not be able to get it done in the playoffs

He just might not be able to get it done in the playoffs. Peyton Manning, another MVP caliber quarterback, couldn't get it done in the playoffs [early on]. It might not just be like that he has weaknesses in his game. He's clearly the MVP. He just might not be able to get it done in the playoffs.

Lamar Jackson's playoff record has remained a major talking point, as he is 2-4 in the postseason through the 2023 season, though he did reach an AFC Championship game.

To make Ravens fans feel even worse, Big Cat pointed out a statistical anomaly that suggests being too good on offense is actually a curse. If you score too many points, history says you aren't winning the big one.

Win
Jan 13, 2020
#7900
Big CatBig Cat

Scoring a high amount of points is a curse that prevents winning championships

Scoring points is bad, and you should actually be bad on offense... The 12 highest scoring teams in NFL history have zero championships. Zero. That's good enough for me. Zero championships. Scoring points is bad. You do not want to score points.

At the time, the highest-scoring teams like the '07 Patriots, '13 Broncos, and '18 Chiefs had all failed to win the Super Bowl in those seasons.

The Mahomes Show and the Lambeau Ref Show

The Texans were up 24-0 in Kansas City, and somehow, they lost by 20. It was a "quick choke" that saw Patrick Mahomes score four touchdowns in a single quarter. Bill O'Brien's decision to kick a field goal on fourth-and-short was the exact moment the momentum shifted, proving once again that you can't play it safe against a guy like Mahomes.

Win
Jan 13, 2020
#23693
Big CatBig Cat

You cannot beat the Kansas City Chiefs by kicking field goals

You're not going to beat the Chiefs by kicking field goals. You're not. So I don't understand why [Bill O'Brien] doesn't go for a touchdown.

The Texans lost 51-31 after settling for field goals early while up 21-0, validating the idea that conservative play-calling isn't enough to stop the Chiefs.

In the late game, the Packers took care of the Seahawks in a game that felt like a 90s throwback. Aaron Rodgers looked depressed even while winning, which is a scary sign for the rest of the NFC. Between the questionable spots and the usual Lambeau mystique, Big Cat couldn't help but notice the familiar advantage the home team enjoyed.

Void
Jan 13, 2020
#23694
Big CatBig Cat

It is hard to beat the Packers and the refs at Lambeau Field

It's hard to beat the Packers and the refs. It's hard to beat the Packers and the refs. And again, I'm not going to complain about the refs. But if I were to complain about the refs, that bullshit spot [on Jimmy Graham] was bullshit.

The 'ref bias' is a matter of fan opinion and cannot be objectively verified, though the specific spot mentioned was widely debated.

With the Chiefs and Packers both moving on, the conspiracy theorists are already working overtime. PFT is keeping a close eye on Roger Goodell, who would surely love nothing more than a Super Bowl I rematch for the league's 100th anniversary.

Loss
Jan 13, 2020
#7901
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Roger Goodell will try to engineer a Chiefs vs. Packers Super Bowl for the 100th anniversary

Roger Goodell is absolutely smashing the nut button on the prospect of a Kansas City Chiefs-Packers Super Bowl rematch of Super Bowl I in the 100th year of the NFL. Doing a major stay woke on that one. If Roger Goodell would be the kind of guy to pull any strings behind the scenes... [he] is absolutely going to try to engineer that.

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The Super Bowl that year was Chiefs vs. 49ers. The Packers lost the NFC Championship game.

National Championship Preview with Stanford Steve

Our good friend Stanford Steve joined us in his finest LSU tracksuit to break down the clash between Joe Burrow and Trevor Lawrence. While the world is in love with Burrow right now, Steve is still holding onto his evaluation of the Clemson signal-caller.

Void
Jan 13, 2020
#7903
Stanford SteveStanford Steve

I would take Trevor Lawrence over Joe Burrow right now

I'm getting killed also, too, because I would take Trevor Lawrence over Burrow. What he showed in that Fiesta Bowl, the amount of times he got hit... the Clemson has the goods.

Burrow had arguably the greatest college season ever and went on to have early NFL success. Lawrence was also highly successful, but Burrow was the clear star of 2019/2020.

Steve also took some time to clean up the history books, specifically taking aim at the legendary status of Michigan's Bo Schembechler. He's not buying the hype for a guy with that many Rose Bowl losses.

Void
Jan 13, 2020
#23696
Stanford SteveStanford Steve

Bo Schembechler does not belong in the top 20 college football coaches of all time

Look at Bo Schembechler... go back and look at his record in bowl games. I think he coached in 10 Rose Bowls. You know how many he won? Two. Two and eight. But he's a god... Schembechler in the top 20 is not right.

Rankings of all-time coaches are inherently subjective, though Steve provides factual bowl stats to support his claim.

Looking ahead to the next five years of college football, Steve is high on a certain program in Austin finally making that leap back into the elite tier.

Win
Jan 13, 2020
#7904
Stanford SteveStanford Steve

Texas will make the College Football Playoff within the next five years

Give me one or two teams that hasn't been there [the CFP] that you could see realistically being there in the next five years... Texas... I believe in [them].

Texas made the College Football Playoff in the 2023 season, which is 4 years after this prediction was made.

Before letting him go, we got Steve's official prediction for Monday night. He expects a high-scoring affair where Clemson keeps it close, but the home-state Tigers ultimately pull it out.

Push
Jan 13, 2020
#7906
Stanford SteveStanford Steve

LSU will beat Clemson 36-33 in the National Championship

I think Clemson hangs around, maybe goes up early, but I see LSU winning 36-33. Clemson covers.

LSU won 42-25. Steve got the winner right, but missed the score and the spread (LSU covered easily).

Just as we were wrapping up, Chris Long wandered into the room to say hello, reminding everyone that in New Orleans, you never know who's going to show up to the party.

Get ready for a zillion beers and hopefully a game that doesn't end in a bad beat.

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More Takes

Void
Jan 13, 2020·Who's Back
#23695
Big CatBig Cat

If it were 400 years ago, David Baker would be the king of Europe based on his size alone

David Baker, the biggest man, the largest human being that's ever been created... he would be a king 400 years ago. He would have been the king of all of Europe, just by size.

This is a hypothetical historical claim intended for comedy.
Loss
Jan 13, 2020·Who's Back
#7902
Big CatBig Cat

The Lakers are peaking too early in the NBA season

The Lakers are really fucking good... peaking too early. They didn't even have Anthony Davis and LeBron the other night, and they fucking smoked the Thunder... I'm putting in the tickler file... peaking too early.

The Lakers went on to win the NBA Championship in the Orlando bubble later that season, proving they did not peak too early.
Void
Jan 13, 2020·Who's Back
#7907
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Josh McDaniels staying in New England is a beta move

Josh McDaniels is back in New England... He brought his wife with him to his interview. Kind of a beta move... Apparently, they went out for lunch at some country club with Haslam... and it was a guys-only place. So his wife had to go out to lunch [elsewhere].

Subjective commentary on McDaniels' decision/process.
Void
Jan 13, 2020
#23697
Stanford SteveStanford Steve

The solution to Miami's football struggles is to hire a massive cheater and pay more money to players

Miami is a really easy problem to solve. It's like just let them cheat. Just hire the biggest possible cheater. Pay more. All the time. Find another guy that's got a Ponzi scheme going there and let him run the program again.

This is a satirical take on the culture of college football recruiting and Miami's specific history.
Win
Jan 13, 2020
#7905
Stanford SteveStanford Steve

Greg Schiano will win more than 7 games in his first two seasons back at Rutgers

Over-under wins for Greg Schiano in his first two years. Seven... Over. Because I would imagine he took that job and can finagle maybe that second-year schedule.

In 2020, Rutgers won 3 games. In 2021, they won 5 games (including a bowl appearance as an alternate). Total wins = 8, which is over 7.

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