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Friday, November 1, 201917 takes

The Washington Nationals are your 2019 World Series Champions. Recapping Game 7, Gerrit Cole being team Boras, Strasburg getting paid, and Anthony Rendon playing out of his damn mind. (-) NFL Week 9 preview and Big Cat's can't lose ML Parlay. (-) Fantasy Fuccbois. (-) UFC's Jon Anik joins the show to preview UFC 241 and what its like to call a fight at the Mecca (MSG). (-) Dean Blandino joins the show to fix NFL officiating and talk Jerry Jones party bus. (-) Fyre Fest of the week, (-) THIS LEAGUE recapping all the drama in the NBA this week, (-) Big Cat teaches Bubba what he needs to know before his first Grateful Dead concert and exit interview for PMT Sports Biz intern Jake. (-)

Jon Anik on UFC 244, Dean Blandino on Replay, and a Nats World Series Recap

The Washington Nationals are World Series champions, and PFT is officially a title-winning fan. It was a bizarre series where the road team won every single game, leading Big Cat to coin a brand new term for the feat.

Win
Nov 1, 2019
#4799
Big CatBig Cat

The 2019 World Series is a 'Cuck Sweep' because the road team won every game

The first ever cuck sweep in the history of American Sports for games won on the road and the other man Stadium. Yep, The cuck Sweep has occurred...

The road team did win every game of the 2019 World Series, making it a factual observation wrapped in a PMT-style joke.

While the Astros are left wondering why AJ Hinch pulled Zack Greinke after only 81 pitches, the Nationals are celebrating a run that seemed impossible back in May. The guys discussed the Gerrit Cole drama, as he immediately distanced himself from the team by wearing a Scott Boras hat during his post-game media availability. PFT even threw some revisionist history out there regarding the most controversial decision in recent Nats history.

Win
Nov 1, 2019
#27029
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Washington Nationals were right to shut down Stephen Strasburg in 2012

I'm going to say they did the right call on the Strasburg shutdown. I'd agree and I want to write they want Flags fly forever. That's right. Absolutely correct.

Strasburg went on to win World Series MVP in 2019, justifying the long-term health management strategy in the eyes of many fans.

Big Cat also found a way to make this about his Chicago Bears, claiming Matt Nagy is using the Nats' turnaround as a blueprint for a mid-season resurgence. It’s a reach, but when you're desperate, a PowerPoint presentation about a baseball team is apparently what passes for coaching.

Loss
Nov 1, 2019
#27034
Big CatBig Cat

The Washington Nationals' World Series win has officially turned around the Chicago Bears' season

I need to say thank you because the Nationals have directly turned around the bear season Matt Nagy put a Out there showing the Nationals today. He is insane. He's mad [Nagy] is so insane fucking to this a fucking PowerPoint.

The Bears went 8-8 and missed the playoffs in 2019, failing to see a real 'turnaround' despite the inspiration.

UFC 244 and the BMF Belt

Jon Anik joined the show to preview the massive UFC 244 card at Madison Square Garden. The headliner features Jorge Masvidal and Nate Diaz fighting for the "Baddest Motherfucker" title. Anik broke down the Nate Diaz USADA scare from earlier in the week, reinforcing the idea that Diaz is one of the most genuine guys in the sport.

Void
Nov 1, 2019
#27030
Jon AnikJon Anik

Nate Diaz is the cleanest athlete on the UFC roster

It's also probably the cleanest Athlete on the roster right a guy who immediately screamed innocence from the rooftops, which you would want any got to do. I always wonder why more guys if they do get flagged don't immediately do what Nate Diaz did... because then people really feel like you're innocent in this case obviously he was.

While Diaz has a reputation for being 'clean' and outspoken against PEDs, calling anyone in the UFC the 'cleanest' is subjective and difficult to verify definitively.

Anik also looked ahead to the 2020 calendar. While the MSG card is the current focus, the looming return of the sport's biggest star is the shadow hanging over every conversation in the MMA world.

Win
Nov 1, 2019
#27031
Jon AnikJon Anik

Conor McGregor will return on January 18th against Donald 'Cowboy' Cerrone

I think it's going to be January 18th our first pay-per-view of 2020 in Las Vegas, Nevada. I mean he has hinted at that date other Fighters have hinted that he has contracts in hand. So I'm hopeful for January... I think Cerrone he's probably got the inside track.

McGregor fought Donald Cerrone at UFC 246 on January 18, 2020, exactly as predicted.

Fixing the NFL with Dean Blandino

Former VP of Officiating Dean Blandino stopped by to address the elephant in the room: NFL officiating has been a disaster. Between the pass interference review mess and the roughing the passer calls that seem to change every week, the guys pressed Blandino on how to actually fix the product. He suggested the league needs to stop being so precious about certain calls and focus on what actually matters for player safety.

Void
Nov 1, 2019
#27032
DB
Dean Blandino

The NFL should allow reviews for player safety fouls like targeting and roughing the passer

I'd rather have the NFL review player safety fouls like college rules to targeting versus pass interference. I think pass interference is way too subjective... I would like to see some form of Replay on some of these roughing the passer calls or hits on defenseless players. I think that makes more sense for the NFL.

This is a policy recommendation from an expert. The NFL has resisted full review of roughing the passer despite continued public outcry.

Blandino also confirmed that the onside kick is officially dead in its current form and needs a radical overhaul if the league wants to keep the end of games exciting.

Win
Nov 1, 2019
#27033
DB
Dean Blandino

The NFL needs to fix the onside kick to facilitate late-game comebacks

The onside kick with all the changes now used to be like a 13 percent success rate last year went down to 8 now we're under 4 percent. Literally if you don't have an onside kick, then the two score game late in the fourth quarter, you got no chance... the league definitely has to look at this.

The league has since implemented minor changes and debated '4th and 15' alternatives, acknowledging the problem Blandino identified.

Week 9 Picks and This League

It’s a massive Week 9 in the NFL with the first true London morning game of the season. Big Cat is feeling confident in his "Can't Lose" parlay, while the guys debated whether the Browns are actually as dead as they look. Big Cat thinks there's still a pulse in Cleveland despite Baker Mayfield's recent sparring sessions with the media.

Loss
Nov 1, 2019·NFL Preview
#4790
Big CatBig Cat

The Browns will rebound and could make the playoffs at 9-7

I think the Browns are going to win this week. I really do and I think sometimes I think they're going to change the narrative their season. We actually went through the schedule on Monday show the Browns have a path if they can. The games are supposed to win it will basically come down to playing the Ravens and Steelers twice and they can get into the playoffs at 9 and 7 in the AFC.

The Browns finished the 2019 season 6-10 and missed the playoffs.

In the NBA, the Golden State Warriors are officially in the gutter. With Steph Curry's broken hand and the team looking like a G-League squad, Big Cat is ready to dance on the grave of the dynasty.

Win
Big CatBig Cat

The Golden State Warriors' dynasty is officially over

This mother fucking league cat Warriors are dead Warriors. Karma is empty. They empty the tank on the karma. Steph Curry is trash.

The Warriors finished 15-50 in the 2019-20 season, the worst record in the NBA, though they would later win a title in 2022.

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, the vibes couldn't be more different. Joel Embiid and Karl-Anthony Towns got into a wrestling match that resulted in multiple suspensions and a social media war involving Ben Simmons and Jimmy Butler. Despite the lack of hardware, the city of Brotherly Love has found its soulmate in Embiid.

Void
Nov 1, 2019·This League
#4792
Big CatBig Cat

Joel Embiid is the most beloved sports figure for an athlete who hasn't won a championship yet

Is there a city that loves a player more than Joel Embiid is loved in Philly? ... He is Philly. I would say that he is the most beloved sports figure in a given City that hasn't really won anything [yet].

This is a subjective assessment of a player's popularity versus their championship resume.

To wrap things up, the guys held an exit interview for PMT Sports Biz intern Jake Marsh as he heads off to call games for Vermont. While he's been a loyal soldier for the Sports Biz brand, he revealed where his true loyalties lie if a certain tournament matchup ever happens.

Void
Jake MarshJake Marsh

I would root for Vermont over Syracuse if they played in the tournament

I didn't grow up a Syracuse fan. So but now that you know that now I know people ask me all the time if they play each other in this year's tournament. I would root for Vermont because wow.

A statement of personal loyalty.

Good luck to Bubba at his first Dead and Company show, and remember to pass the weed to your neighbor.

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More Takes

Win
Nov 1, 2019
#27028
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

AJ Hinch should have left Zack Greinke in Game 7 of the World Series

I thought they were out of it. I thought that they were going to leave [Zack] Greinke in which they probably should have done. They took Greinke out after 81 pitches. I was one hit and a walk and they said you're out. If you pull Zack Greinke you put in Gerrit Cole. If you pull Zack Greinke and you put in whoever the hell they put in... that looked like he sells head units at Best Buy.

The Astros led 2-1 when Greinke was pulled; they immediately surrendered a 2-run homer and eventually lost 6-2. Most analysts agree pulling him was the turning point.
Loss
Nov 1, 2019·Nats Recap
#4789
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Detroit Lions are making the playoffs this year

I'm going to defend you in a little bit because I think that the Lions are making the playoffs this year. I still think that maybe I'm gonna be the team that you don't want us to maybe at the end of the year.

The Lions finished the 2019 season with a 3-12-1 record and did not make the playoffs.
Void
Nov 1, 2019·Nats Recap
#4787
Big CatBig Cat

Max Scherzer is the pitcher of the decade over Clayton Kershaw

Does this mean that Max Scherzer is the picture of the decade? ... everyone says Clayton Kershaw is the picture of the decade now Max Scherzer has a World Series. He has just click resize Young's his 3 Cy Young's... I would say picture of the decade Max Scherzer.

While subjective, Scherzer's dominance in 2019 and Kershaw's repeated playoff struggles made this a very popular take at the time. Kershaw remains statistically superior in the regular season.
Void
Nov 1, 2019
#4788
Big CatBig Cat

The World Series trophy is the worst of the four major sports trophies

Where does World Series trophy [rank]? It sucks. Something's going to break a tiny pieces of thin metal on it's awful... It looks like it was built just to break it. You can't drink out of it. You can't hold it with one hand.

This is a subjective aesthetic opinion about trophy design.
Win
Nov 1, 2019·Fyre Fest
#27036
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Washington Redskins' medical staff misdiagnosed Trent Williams' cancer for six years

The Trent Williams trade news out of Ashburn Virginia... he said that he was misdiagnosed six years ago by the Redskins medical staff. Cancer has been growing on his head for the last six years. They told him it was fine. He said he almost died. He went to the hospital for several weeks over the summer. No one from the team came to visit him. They deserve every bad thing in the world.

Williams was diagnosed with dermatofibrosarcoma protuberans, a rare form of cancer, which he claimed team doctors told him for years was just a minor cyst.
Loss
Nov 1, 2019·Fyre Fest
#4791
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Washington Redskins are more likely to win a World Series than a Super Bowl in the next five years

I said earlier today that I think the Redskins are more likely to win a World Series than they are Super Bowl in the next five years. Yeah, I'd agree. I'd agree just just by like a random shit show of occurrences that somehow become a major league team.

As of 2024, the team (now the Commanders) has won zero Super Bowls and obviously zero World Series, making this a hilarious incorrect but satirical take.

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