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The Washington Redskins are more likely to win a World Series than a Super Bowl in the next five years

I said earlier today that I think the Redskins are more likely to win a World Series than they are Super Bowl in the next five years. Yeah, I'd agree. I'd agree just just by like a random shit show of occurrences that somehow become a major league team.

As of 2024, the team (now the Commanders) has won zero Super Bowls and obviously zero World Series, making this a hilarious incorrect but satirical take.

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Nov 1, 2019
#4799
Big CatBig Cat

The 2019 World Series is a 'Cuck Sweep' because the road team won every game

The first ever cuck sweep in the history of American Sports for games won on the road and the other man Stadium. Yep, The cuck Sweep has occurred...

The road team did win every game of the 2019 World Series, making it a factual observation wrapped in a PMT-style joke.
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Nov 1, 2019
#27034
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The Washington Nationals' World Series win has officially turned around the Chicago Bears' season

I need to say thank you because the Nationals have directly turned around the bear season Matt Nagy put a Out there showing the Nationals today. He is insane. He's mad [Nagy] is so insane fucking to this a fucking PowerPoint.

The Bears went 8-8 and missed the playoffs in 2019, failing to see a real 'turnaround' despite the inspiration.
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Nov 1, 2019
#27028
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AJ Hinch should have left Zack Greinke in Game 7 of the World Series

I thought they were out of it. I thought that they were going to leave [Zack] Greinke in which they probably should have done. They took Greinke out after 81 pitches. I was one hit and a walk and they said you're out. If you pull Zack Greinke you put in Gerrit Cole. If you pull Zack Greinke and you put in whoever the hell they put in... that looked like he sells head units at Best Buy.

The Astros led 2-1 when Greinke was pulled; they immediately surrendered a 2-run homer and eventually lost 6-2. Most analysts agree pulling him was the turning point.

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The Falcons are a real, flawed good team

I do think that the Falcons are real. Yeah. I think that they're a good team. They're a flawed good team.

This is a subjective assessment of the Falcons.
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The Falcons may have the NFL's best skill-position group

I think that if the Falcons can do that, they have maybe the best set of skill position players in the NFL. If you're able to protect Penix, he's good enough to distribute it and then just let their awesome players do awesome shit.

This is a subjective ranking of NFL skill-position groups.
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MLB's proposed check-swing replay would make everything a check swing

Yeah. Parallel with the plate. Yeah. That's what I thought the rule was. And apparently that's just not the rule anymore. If they ever bring this system to Major League Baseball, I get—everything's a check swing.

This is a prediction/opinion about a proposed rule and its practical effect, not a settled fact.