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NFL Preview With Dan Orlovsky, CFB Week 1 Recap + The Mt Rushmore Duel Between PFT And Hank

Tuesday, September 3, 202410 takes

Football is back and Brian Kelly is yet again making headlines. We talk winners and losers from Week 1 of College Football and no one had a better weekend than Notre Dame fans (-). Billy Napier is basically fired and Dabo has lost his way (-). FSU is down bad and a fan is refusing to eat shit after he promised to (-). Who's back of the week including Scottie Scheffler, Joey Chestnut and Kirk Herbstreits dog, Ben (-). Dan Orlovsky joins the show to preview the 2024 NFL season, his top quarterbacks, teams that may surprise us and Super Bowl winner (-). We finish the show with the first ever Mt Rushmore duel between PFT and Hank to decide the loser of Mt Rushmore season (-).

Recap

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Take Slip·Sep 3, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Notre Dame is already a lock for the College Football Playoff

Notre Dame won a game that was the biggest win of the weekend. Probably If you look at their schedule, they don't have a ton of tough tests after this. They're in the driver's seat... I'm fine with saying right now they're in the playoff.

Notre Dame finished the regular season 11-1 and secured a spot in the 12-team College Football Playoff.
Void
Take Slip·Sep 3, 2024
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HankHank

I am not spending 12 hours of my Saturday watching mediocre college football

I'm not locking in my entire 12 hours of a day on Saturday, the only day we're not in the office, to to watch a random ass week one game when there's only like three good ones... Your happiness comes from watching 12 hours of football and watching State Pittsburgh. Your happiness is from golfing. You should do what makes you happy.

This is a personal preference that cannot be objectively proven true or false.
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Take Slip·Sep 3, 2024
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HankHank

Wisconsin quarterback Tyler Van Dyke is not good and shouldn't be starting

Wisconsin's QB is way too old to be playing... he's just not good. He's just old enough where he's like, he's clearly not good enough. He's just like holding on and costing Wisconsin.

Van Dyke suffered a season-ending ACL injury in Week 3, making it difficult to fully evaluate his performance, though he struggled early on.
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Take Slip·Sep 3, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Miami Hurricanes are officially back

The U is back. Cam Ward is electric. He was electric last year. He he's awesome in the U. Yeah. It does feel like they're another team where a week one win on the road in the SEC, they now are in the driver's seat.

Miami finished the regular season 10-2, won a playoff game, and Cam Ward was a Heisman finalist, though they didn't win the National Championship.
Win
Take Slip·Sep 3, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Florida State won't win another game until the fan who promised to eat dog shit actually does it

Coward, coward deleted his account. You gotta follow now that, listen, they're not gonna win any more games until this guy eats the dog shit out. That's facts. That's how it works.

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FSU went on to have a historically bad 1-11 season, losing many more games as PFT predicted.

Interview

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Take Slip·Sep 3, 2024
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Dan OrlovskyDan Orlovsky

Jalen Hurts and Dak Prescott are not currently top 10 quarterbacks in the NFL

I'd probably say Jordan Love [at 8], Nine Tua, 10 Rogers... I would put like the Trevor Lawrences, Hertzes, Daks, Her Cousins, Herberts, those guys are writing that like kind of next group.

This is a subjective ranking of player ability at a specific point in time.
Loss
Take Slip·Sep 3, 2024
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Dan OrlovskyDan Orlovsky

The Steelers should start Justin Fields because Russell Wilson doesn't give them a chance to contend

Are you with Russ playing fine at 35 or 36 really going to contend against Cincinnati and Baltimore in the division? Really? No. Like, so my thing was if it really was a little bit of a competition... why not just say, you know what, the only real chance we have is if we strike Lightning at a bottle with Justin.

Wilson eventually started and performed well, leading the Steelers to the playoffs and the AFC North title, suggesting Orlovsky's 'no chance' claim was incorrect.
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Take Slip·Sep 3, 2024
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Dan OrlovskyDan Orlovsky

The Atlanta Falcons will win the NFC South

I'm super high in Atlanta, dude. Oh, like I really am man. I think they're gonna be so good... That team not no question can win their division. And certainly just if Zach Robinson is their play caller... I think they're gonna be really, really, really good.

The Falcons won the NFC South title in the 2024 season.
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Take Slip·Sep 3, 2024
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Dan OrlovskyDan Orlovsky

The Kansas City Chiefs are better this year than they were last year

They're better this year than they were last year and that's with all due respect to L'Jarius Sneed. L'Jarius is great. But... their offense is gonna be significantly better specifically just like speed and catching the football.

The Chiefs finished the regular season with the best record in the AFC (14-3) and a much-improved offense compared to the previous year.
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Take Slip·Sep 3, 2024
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Dan OrlovskyDan Orlovsky

The Chiefs will beat the Lions in the Super Bowl and achieve the first three-peat

I'll say Kansas City and Detroit [in the Super Bowl]. What happens in the Super Bowl? Kansas City wins. Ugh. Brutal. Which is somehow some incredible, somehow some way. Patrick, you know, has the ball last type of thing.

Outcome of Super Bowl 59 is pending.