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NFL Week 11, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Browns Are For Real, Tommy Devito Has Jersey Juice Plus Who's Back Of The Week

Monday, November 20, 202321 takes

We start with Fastest 2 Minutes. Then we get into every game from Sunday (-) Browns 13, Steelers 10 (-) Texans 21, Cardinals 16 (-) Giants 31, Commanders 19 (-) Dolphins 20, Raiders 13 (-) Lions 31, Bears 26 (-) Packers 23, Chargers 20 (-) Cowboys 33, Panthers 10 (-) Jaguars 34, Titans 14 (-) 49ers 27, Bucs 14 (-) Rams 17, Seahawks 16 (-) Bills 32, Jets 6 (-) We finish with Who's back of the week and recapping PFT's weekend from JMU (-)

NFL Week 11: Tommy DeVito’s Jersey Juice and the Super Bowl Browns

Week 11 gave us everything from a shirtless, gray-sweatpant-wearing Myles Garrett to Tommy DeVito fueling the Giants with pure 'Jersey Juice.' Big Cat and PFT Commenter kicked things off with the Fastest Two Minutes before getting into why the Cleveland Browns might actually be the most terrifying team in the AFC right now. Even with a third-string quarterback in Dorian Thompson-Robinson, that defense is making everyone believe the impossible.

The Browns and the Elite Flacco Discourse

The Browns managed to out-ugly the Steelers in a game that felt like a Big 10 West classic. Myles Garrett was a menace, and while DTR did enough to win, the real story is the impending arrival of Joe Flacco.

Win
Nov 20, 2023
#17471
Big CatBig Cat

The Cleveland Browns are for real

The Cleveland Browns are seven and three. The Cleveland Browns win with a, their third string quarterback in DTR. The Cleveland Browns are for real.

The Browns finished 11-6 and made the playoffs with a top-tier defense, proving they were indeed 'for real'.

PFT is so all-in on the return of the elite one that he’s already eyeing a massive payout if the Browns go on a run.

Loss
Nov 20, 2023
#20166
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If Joe Flacco wins a Super Bowl with the Browns, he's won two and he's definitively elite — I put a thousand dollars on it at 50-to-1

It would be so awesome if Joe Flacco won a Super Bowl with these Browns. As of Friday I put a thousand dollars future on the Browns thinking that they were gonna get Joe Flacco. So it pays out 50 to 1. If Joe Flacco wins a Super Bowl and he does his normal Joe Flacco thing where he doesn't make any mistakes, gets the pass interferences — that would contribute so much to the Flacco discourse. At that point he's won two Super Bowls. He's elite.

Flacco did not win the Super Bowl with the Browns. They made the playoffs but lost in the Wild Card round to the Texans 45-14.

On the other side of that matchup, Jersey Jerry joined the show briefly to mourn a typical Steelers performance where they were outgained yet again. Jerry’s outlook for Pittsburgh is getting bleak as they head into a pivotal divisional matchup.

Loss
Nov 20, 2023
#17473
Jersey JerryJersey Jerry

The Steelers' season is over if they lose to the Bengals next week

They're not, the season's not dead yet. But if they drop, if they drop this next game at the Bengals season's cooked.

The Steelers beat the Bengals 16-10 the following week and eventually made the playoffs with a 10-7 record.

C.J. Stroud’s Human Moment and Tommy DeVito’s Rise

C.J. Stroud finally looked like a rookie for about thirty minutes against the Cardinals, throwing three interceptions in a rough second half. However, Big Cat actually walked away feeling better about Houston because the rest of the team picked up the slack.

Win
Nov 20, 2023
#22845
Big CatBig Cat

I am more confident in the Texans now because they proved they can win even when C.J. Stroud has a bad game

For this Texans game, they did not play their A-plus game. And weirdly I'm like more confident in the Texans going forward because they prove that they can win games when C.J. Stroud isn't perfect... When you can win when you're not great, that's a sign of a really good team.

The Texans won the division and a playoff game, validating Big Cat's increased confidence in their overall roster strength.

PFT is looking at the standings and seeing a legitimate path for the Texans to leapfrog the Jaguars for the AFC South crown.

Win
Nov 20, 2023
#17474
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Texans can win the AFC South

I think that the Texans can win the division. Because they play the Jaguars next weekend... If they beat the Jaguars, they I believe are in first place in that division.

The Texans finished 10-7 and won the AFC South title on the final day of the season.

In Washington, the vibes have hit rock bottom after losing to a Giants team led by Tommy DeVito. While the Commanders' defense continues to surrender sacks and points at an alarming rate, DeVito is actually putting up numbers that make him look like a viable option in New York.

Loss
Nov 20, 2023
#17475
Big CatBig Cat

Tommy DeVito might be a franchise quarterback

Tommy DeVito might be a franchise quarterback... he now has more touchdown passes than any QB playing in New Jersey this season. That's Zach Wilson. Obviously Aaron Rogers got hurt. Daniel Jones, Tyrod Taylor. He also has five touchdown passes... the most by a Giants starter in his first two starts since 1950.

DeVito was eventually benched for Tyrod Taylor later in the season and returned to a backup role in 2024.

Despite the loss, PFT isn't ready to jump ship on Sam Howell just yet. He’s still Sam’s Guy, even if the Commanders are firmly in 'ass-to-ass' territory in the standings.

Loss
Nov 20, 2023
#17476
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Commanders should keep building around Sam Howell

I'm, I still like Sam, I still think we focus on Sam, we build around Sam. I I have not changed. He's still the guy. Sam's the guy. He had a bad day.

The Commanders eventually traded Sam Howell to the Seahawks and drafted Jayden Daniels #2 overall, indicating they did not think he was 'the guy'.

The Jalen Ramsey Effect and Chargers Woes

The Dolphins weren't at their offensive peak against the Raiders, but the defense proved it can win games now that Jalen Ramsey is patrolling the secondary.

Win
Nov 20, 2023
#17477
Big CatBig Cat

Jalen Ramsey makes the Dolphins' defense elite

Jalen Ramsey changes everything for the Vic Fangio defense. He was awesome. Had two Picks and I, yeah. Like if the Dolphins can play the offense they played at the beginning of the year and the defense, like they're playing right now. They are a formidable team.

Ramsey's return significantly improved the Dolphins' defense metrics down the stretch.

Big Cat is also keeping a close eye on the record books, as Tyreek Hill continues to put up video-game numbers that have him on pace for a historic 2,000-yard season.

Loss
Nov 20, 2023
#17478
Big CatBig Cat

Tyreek Hill will break the single-season receiving yards record

Tyreek Hill... is on pace for 2077 yards, which would be a record, obviously the extra game. No one's ever had 2000 receiving yards in the NFL in a season.

Tyreek Hill finished the season with 1,799 yards, failing to break Calvin Johnson's record or reach 2,000.

Meanwhile, in Los Angeles, the Brandon Staley era feels like it's approaching a merciful end. The Chargers found yet another way to lose a one-score game, this time through a comedy of drops and fumbles against the Packers. PFT pointed out that at a certain point, it isn't 'bad luck' or 'underachieving'—it's just who they are.

Win
Nov 20, 2023
#17482
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chargers aren't underachieving, they just aren't good

I don't think you can say that the Chargers are underachieving anymore. No, I think the Chargers are just the Chargers. Yeah. They're just the C words.

The Chargers finished 5-12, confirming they were indeed a bad team that year.

PFT’s JMU Homecoming and the Heisman Race

To wrap things up, PFT recapped his incredible weekend at JMU for College GameDay. From meeting Lee Corso to dealing with Max’s 'loser energy' on the sidelines, it was a legendary homecoming even if PFT’s charity field goal attempt drifted a bit to the right.

In the college ranks, Big Cat is ready to crown a Heisman winner after Jayden Daniels put up an eight-touchdown masterpiece against Georgia State.

Win
Nov 20, 2023·Who's Back
#17486
Big CatBig Cat

Jayden Daniels should and will win the Heisman

Jayden Daniels. Eight touchdowns against Georgia State... He is now the favorite to win the Heisman... I don't think that you can honestly make a case that it should be anybody except for Jayden Daniels.

Jayden Daniels was awarded the 2023 Heisman Trophy.

If the Browns actually win the Super Bowl with Joe Flacco, we might have to retire the podcast because sports will have officially peaked.

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More Takes

Win
Nov 20, 2023
#17479
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mark Davis should hire Antonio Pierce as the full-time Raiders coach

Mark Davis, you probably don't have to pay him that much. You're already paying two coaches... It's clear that the team's responding to him. Like they're, they, they were in this game. Just give him the fucking give him the job.

Mark Davis did exactly this, hiring Antonio Pierce as the permanent head coach in early 2024.
Loss
Nov 20, 2023
#17480
Big CatBig Cat

Matt Eberflus is not the guy and should be fired by the Bears

Matt Eberflus is 100% not the coach and should be fired. He loses every game like this. He is a complete coward of a coach.

The Bears retained Matt Eberflus for the 2024 season after a late-season improvement.
Win
Nov 20, 2023
#22844
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Denver Broncos have played like an elite, top-tier AFC team over the last month

If the season had started four weeks ago, we'd be talking about the Broncos as being one of the best teams in the entire [NFL] itself. They are playing good enough to be like, well they've beaten some good teams. We think they are amongst the elite class of the AFC but unfortunately for them, the first month and a half of the season happened.

Between Weeks 7 and 12, the Broncos went 5-0 with wins over playoff teams like the Chiefs and Bills, supporting the claim of their elite performance in that specific window.
Win
Nov 20, 2023
#17481
Big CatBig Cat

Brandon Staley will be fired during the season

I think he's probably candidate number one for in season firing... It feels like it's happening soon.

Staley was fired on December 15, 2023, following a 63-21 loss to the Raiders.
Win
Nov 20, 2023
#22843
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Brandon Aiyuk deserves to be considered an elite WR1

Brandon Aiyuk, he deserves more credit for being an incredible wide receiver. He doesn't get talked about in that wide receiver one conversation because there's so much talent around him, but he is awesome. Awesome.

Aiyuk finished the season with 1,342 yards and 7 TDs, earning Second-team All-Pro honors, confirming his status as an elite WR1.
Win
Nov 20, 2023
#22842
Big CatBig Cat

I am officially buying back in on the Rams as a potential playoff team

Rams-Seahawks, Rams was my pick on Friday. I said I was gonna buy back in on the Rams even though I said they sucked a couple weeks ago. Matt Stafford gamer, throwing dimes in the second half... now the Rams, I don't think, like we go back to someone's gotta get that seven seed in the NFC... the Rams, if they put together a couple wins, I think they have the Cardinals next. They could maybe flirt with it.

The Rams went on a hot streak to finish 10-7 and secured the 6th seed in the NFC playoffs.
Loss
HankHank

The Bills will make the Super Bowl and lose to the Cowboys

My overly direct take is that I think the Bills are gonna make the Super Bowl... And then lose to the Cowboys... I think they're gonna rally and and make a deep run.

Neither team made the Super Bowl. The Bills lost in the Divisional round and the Cowboys lost in the Wild Card round.
Loss
Nov 20, 2023·Picks
#17484
Big CatBig Cat

The Chiefs -2.5 against the Eagles is stealing money

My overly direct take Max is the Chiefs minus two and a half tonight stealing money. Patrick Mahomes at home. Andy Reid off of bye can't [lose]. All they gotta do is win the game pretty much.

The Eagles beat the Chiefs 21-17, so the bet lost.
Loss
Jake MarshJake Marsh

Joe Flacco will lead the Browns to an AFC North title

My overly direct take guys, is that Joe Flacco will lead the Cleveland Browns to an AFC North Division Championship.

The Baltimore Ravens won the AFC North. The Browns finished second and entered as a Wild Card.
Win
Nov 20, 2023·Who's Back
#17487
Big CatBig Cat

Jim Harbaugh will leave Michigan for the NFL after this season

I think that him accepting his punishment is a sign. He might be on the outs, which I'm excited for. Except he might go to the Chargers, which I'm not excited for.

Harbaugh won the National Championship with Michigan and then left to become the head coach of the Los Angeles Chargers.

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