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NFL Week 11, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Browns Are For Real, Tommy Devito Has Jersey Juice Plus Who's Back Of The Week

Monday, November 20, 202317 takes

We start with Fastest 2 Minutes. Then we get into every game from Sunday (-) Browns 13, Steelers 10 (-) Texans 21, Cardinals 16 (-) Giants 31, Commanders 19 (-) Dolphins 20, Raiders 13 (-) Lions 31, Bears 26 (-) Packers 23, Chargers 20 (-) Cowboys 33, Panthers 10 (-) Jaguars 34, Titans 14 (-) 49ers 27, Bucs 14 (-) Rams 17, Seahawks 16 (-) Bills 32, Jets 6 (-) We finish with Who's back of the week and recapping PFT's weekend from JMU (-)

Recap

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Big CatBig Cat

The Cleveland Browns are for real

The Cleveland Browns are seven and three. The Cleveland Browns win with a, their third string quarterback in DTR. The Cleveland Browns are for real.

The Browns finished the season 11-6 and made the playoffs, proving they were indeed 'for real' despite numerous injuries.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Joe Flacco winning a Super Bowl with the Browns is a real possibility

It would be so awesome if Joe Flacco won a Super Bowl with these Browns... I put a thousand dollars future on the Browns thinking that they were gonna get Joe Flacco... I'm making money on Joe Flacco.

Joe Flacco did lead the Browns to the playoffs and played very well, but they lost in the Wild Card round to the Texans.
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Jersey JerryJersey Jerry

The Steelers' season is over if they lose to the Bengals next week

They're not, the season's not dead yet. But if they drop, if they drop this next game at the Bengals season's cooked.

The Steelers actually beat the Bengals 16-10 the following week and ultimately made the playoffs with a 10-7 record.
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The Texans can win the AFC South

I think that the Texans can win the division. Because they play the Jaguars next weekend... If they beat the Jaguars, they I believe are in first place in that division.

The Texans did win the AFC South, clinching it in Week 18.
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Big CatBig Cat

Tommy DeVito might be a franchise quarterback

Tommy DeVito might be a franchise quarterback... he now has more touchdown passes than any QB playing in New Jersey this season. That's Zach Wilson. Obviously Aaron Rodgers got hurt. Daniel Jones, Tyrod Taylor. Yeah. Tommy DeVito might be a franchise quarterback.

While DeVito had a fun run, he was eventually benched for Tyrod Taylor and is considered a backup/practice squad level player.
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The Commanders should keep building around Sam Howell

I'm, I still like Sam, I still think we focus on Sam, we build around Sam. I I have not changed. He's still the guy. Sam's the guy. He had a bad day.

The Commanders eventually traded Sam Howell to the Seahawks and drafted Jayden Daniels #2 overall, indicating they did not think he was 'the guy'.
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Big CatBig Cat

Jalen Ramsey makes the Dolphins' defense elite

Jalen Ramsey changes everything for the Vic Fangio defense. He was awesome. Had two Picks and I, yeah. Like if the Dolphins can play the offense they played at the beginning of the year and the defense, like they're playing right now. They are a formidable team.

Ramsey's return significantly improved the Dolphins' defense metrics down the stretch.
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Big CatBig Cat

Tyreek Hill will break the single-season receiving yards record

Tyreek Hill... is on pace for 2077 yards, which would be a record, obviously the extra game. No one's ever had 2000 receiving yards in the NFL in a season.

Hill finished with 1,799 yards. He missed a game due to injury and fell short of the 2,000-yard mark and Calvin Johnson's record.
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Mark Davis should hire Antonio Pierce as the full-time Raiders coach

Mark Davis, you probably don't have to pay him that much. You're already paying two coaches... It's clear that the team's responding to him. Like they're, they, they were in this game. Just give him the fucking give him the job.

Mark Davis did exactly this, hiring Antonio Pierce as the permanent head coach in early 2024.
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Big CatBig Cat

Matt Eberflus is not the guy and should be fired by the Bears

Matt Eberflus is 100% not the coach and should be fired. He loses every game like this. He is a complete coward of a coach.

The Bears actually kept Eberflus for the 2024 season, though many fans agreed with Big Cat's sentiment.
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Big CatBig Cat

Brandon Staley will be fired during the season

I think he's probably candidate number one for in season firing... It feels like it's happening soon.

Staley was fired on December 15, 2023, following a 63-21 loss to the Raiders.
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The Chargers aren't underachieving, they just aren't good

I don't think you can say that the Chargers are underachieving anymore. No, I think the Chargers are just the Chargers. Yeah. They're just the C words.

The Chargers finished 5-12, confirming they were indeed a bad team that year.

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The Bills will make the Super Bowl and lose to the Cowboys

My overly direct take is that I think the Bills are gonna make the Super Bowl... And then lose to the Cowboys... I think they're gonna rally and and make a deep run.

Neither team made the Super Bowl. The Bills lost in the Divisional round and the Cowboys lost in the Wild Card round.
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Big CatBig Cat

The Chiefs -2.5 against the Eagles is stealing money

My overly direct take Max is the Chief's minus two and a half tonight stealing money. Patrick Mahomes at home. Andy Reid off of buy can't. All they gotta do is win the game pretty much.

The Eagles won the game 21-17, so the Chiefs did not cover -2.5.
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Jake MarshJake Marsh

Joe Flacco will lead the Browns to an AFC North title

My overly direct take guys, is that Joe Flacco will lead the Cleveland Browns to an AFC North Division Championship.

The Baltimore Ravens won the AFC North. The Browns finished second and entered as a Wild Card.

Who Is Back

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Big CatBig Cat

Jayden Daniels should and will win the Heisman

Jayden Daniels. Eight touchdowns... against Georgia State... He is now the favorite to win the Heisman... I don't think that you can honestly make a case that it should be anybody except for Jayden Daniels.

Jayden Daniels did indeed win the 2023 Heisman Trophy.
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Big CatBig Cat

Jim Harbaugh will leave Michigan for the NFL after this season

I think that him accepting his punishment is a sign. He might be on the outs, which I'm excited for. Except he might go to the Chargers, which I'm not excited for.

Harbaugh won the National Championship with Michigan and then left to become the head coach of the Los Angeles Chargers.