NFL Week 12, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bengals Big Win, Broncos Hit Rock Bottom Plus Who's Back Of The Week
We start with fastest 2 minutes (-) then recap every game from Sunday. Bengals 20, Titans 16 (-) Commanders 19, Falcons 13 (-) Browns 23, Bucs 17 (-) Jaguars 28, Ravens 27 (-) Jets 31, Bears 10 (-) Panthers 23, Broncos 10 (-) Dolphins 30, Texans 15 (-) Chiefs 26, Rams 10 (-) 49ers 13, Saints 0 (-) Chargers 25, Cardinals 24 (-) Raiders 40, Seahawks 34 (-) We talk a little Thanksgiving football (-). Football guy of the week (-) and who's back of the week (-.).
Recap
Big CatThe Bengals are in the exact same spot they were last year before their Super Bowl run
The Cincinnati Bengals, we talked about it last week. They're sitting basically at the exact same spot they were at last year when they ripped off all those wins and went all the way to the Super Bowl. They go into Nashville, they get in a fist fight with the Titans and come out with a win.
PFT CommenterT Higgins is the best number two wide receiver in the NFL
T Higgins is probably the best number two [wide receiver]. He was awesome. And it does feel like he doesn't get any of the pub that Jamar Chase does because Jamar Chase is so incredible.
PFT CommenterTaylor Heinicke has proven he is a good quarterback and potentially 'the guy'
Taylor Heinicke at this point has proven, I think that he's a good quarterback. I'm getting close to the point where I'm just ready to, I'm dangerously close to saying he's the guy. I'm very close.
Big CatTodd Bowles is a really shitty head coach
Todd Bowles is a really shitty head coach. He stinks. He is so bad. And the Bucks, the Bucks have their problems. They're not a good football team... this game is 100% on Todd Bowles. He coached like a fucking coward. He doesn't know who his quarterback is.
Big CatThe Tom Brady and Bruce Arians falling out was an FTX-level mistake
I don't know how it all broke down how Tom Brady ended up being, getting Todd Bowles as the head coach... we think that maybe he and Bruce Arians had a falling out and if they did, that was a big mistake. That was a FTX level mistake by him.
Big CatTrevor Lawrence has officially arrived
Trevor Lawrence has arrived. If you're a Jaguars fan, this is the game you will have in your head for this. This buys you like three more years of Trevor Lawrence. I mean he was awesome in the fourth quarter. Incredible.
Big CatZach Wilson is literally the worst quarterback in the NFL
That's how bad Zach Wilson has been. He's been literally the worst quarterback in the NFL. So if Mike White is B quarterbacking, I think you gotta just keep rolling with him and be like, this is our best chance to win.
Big CatNathaniel Hackett might be the worst NFL head coach ever
I am saying he's the worst coach ever. Nathaniel Hackett would understand, like, we've been very nice. You fucked up a lot... Hey, Nathaniel Hackett, like to show that we're friends, I'm gonna be like, 'Hey dude, you might be the worst coach of all time.'
PFT CommenterRussell Wilson needs to go on an Ayahuasca journey to fix his ego
I actually do think that Russell Wilson is the quarterback that needs to do drugs the most... there's no quarterback in the NFL that's more in need of like a nice piping hot glass of Ayahuasca than Russell Wilson is. Ego death. Go off into the jungle for the next two months.
Big CatThe Dolphins will be bona fide Super Bowl contenders if they win two of their next three games
They gotta go at 49ers, at Chargers, at Bills... These next three though. If they win two outta three, I don't think, why wouldn't we be saying Dolphins are a true bonafide Super Bowl contender?
Big CatThe 49ers are the scariest team in the NFC
I think they will be the team that all Cowboys, Eagles, Vikings fans will say, 'No, no thank you. Don't wanna play that team.' ... I think they're by far the scariest team.
Big CatJosh Allen can win you a Super Bowl, Kirk Cousins cannot
Listen, the Vikings are a good team. Josh Allen's ceiling, Kirk Cousins' ceiling, there's a big difference. That's how I view the teams. Josh Allen can win you a Super Bowl. Kirk Cousins cannot.
PFT CommenterMicah Parsons might be the best overall football player in the NFL
I think Micah Parsons, when he's activated, is the best defensive player in the NFL... when they turn him loose, it's his league and they just say, 'Okay Micah, your assignment is to just go out there and fuck everything up.' He might be the best football player.
Who Is Back
Big CatWisconsin hiring Luke Fickle is a great hire
Wisconsin Badgers. Luke Fickle out of nowhere. Loved the hire. Excited because Wisconsin could not have been more like bottomed out this year. Wisconsin's back. I'm very, very excited.
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