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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Lions Are Good, Tom Brady May Be Done Plus Football Guy Of The Week

Monday, December 12, 202221 takes

NFL Week 15 and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes (-) And then recap every game Lions 34, Vikings 23 (-) Bills 20, Jets 12 (-) Eagles 48, Giants 22 (-) Ravens 16, Steelers 14 (-) Dolphins 17, Chargers 23 (-) Jaguars 36, Titans 22 (-) Bengals 23, Browns 10 (-) Cowboys 27, Texans 23 (-) Chiefs 34, Broncos 28 (-) Panthers 30, Seahawks 24 (-) Niners 35, Bucs 7 (-) We finish with Football guy of the week and who's back of the week. (-)

NFL Week 14: The Lions are Legit, Brock Purdy Schools Brady, and the Jags Rise

Week 14 is in the books, and we might have to officially apologize to Dan Campbell. The Detroit Lions didn't just beat the Vikings; they looked like the better team from start to finish. Jared Goff is playing out of his mind, Penei Sewell is catching first downs, and the Lions are suddenly the team that nobody wants to see in January.

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Dec 12, 2022
#16869
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Lions are currently the third best team in the NFC

I'm be, I'm joking a little bit when I say that they're the best team in the nfc, they're probably, they're probably number three right now in terms of how they're playing. Yeah. It's probably the Eagles, the 49ers and then the Lions are actually that good.

The Lions finished the season 9-8 and missed the playoffs. While they were playing well, the Cowboys and Vikings finished with much better records and advanced further.

While the Lions are surging, the Vikings are proving that you can't live on one-score miracles forever. Their defense is giving up yards like they’re going out of style, and not even 223 yards from Justin Jefferson could save them. PFT noted that Jameson Williams catching a bomb for his first career touch is basically a lock for a Hall of Fame career.

Win
Dec 12, 2022
#24692
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jameson Williams is a home run of a draft pick because of how his career started

Jameson Williams is a home run of a draft pick just because of the way that [his] career started [with a 41-yard touchdown].

Jameson Williams had a breakout 2024 season with the Lions: 58 receptions for 1,001 yards and 7 TDs, with four 50+ yard touchdowns. He validated being called a 'home run' draft pick.

The Brock Purdy Experience and Brady's Bad Day

The passing of the torch happened in San Francisco, and it was significantly more violent than anyone expected. Brock Purdy didn't just manage the game; he shredded a Tom Brady-led team while the G.O.A.T. looked like he was wondering if he could still get a refund on that retirement.

Win
Dec 12, 2022
#16886
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Brock Purdy is a better quarterback than Tom Brady right now

Brock, I be honest with you, if you, if you were to take one quarterback right now for the rest of the season, if you were putting together like a stretch run. Yeah. Would you rather have Brock Purdy or Tom Brady right now? ... he is way better than Tom Brady right now. Well, he, Tom Brady stinks right now.

Purdy led the Niners to the NFC Championship while Brady and the Bucs lost in the Wild Card round, supporting the claim that Purdy was playing better at that specific time.

Big Cat is ready for the eventual regression, but for now, the Niners look like a juggernaut that can win with literally anyone under center as long as Christian McCaffrey and Deebo Samuel are on the field.

Win
Dec 12, 2022
#24698
Big CatBig Cat

There is a market correction coming for Brock Purdy, but fans shouldn't bail on him when it happens

I do think there will be a market correction of Brock Purdy coming up... I want everyone to just be okay with when the market does correct on him. He has a bad game. We don't, we don't bail on Brock Purdy.

Purdy had his 'market correction' in early 2023 with a 3-game losing streak where he struggled, but the team did not bail on him and he led them to the Super Bowl the following year.

The MVP Race and the NFC East

Jalen Hurts and the Eagles officially punched their ticket to the playoffs by obliterating the Giants. It wasn't even a contest. The Eagles are peaking, and Hurts is making every throw look effortless, whether he’s hitting AJ Brown or Miles Sanders.

Loss
Dec 12, 2022
#16872
Big CatBig Cat

Jalen Hurts is the frontrunner for NFL MVP

Jalen Hurts is probably gonna win the MVP. But he, and it's a credit to him because he basically just says, I'm giving my guys a chance because I know they'll make plays for me.

Patrick Mahomes won the 2022 NFL MVP. Jalen Hurts finished second in the voting.

Meanwhile, the Cowboys narrowly escaped a disaster against the Texans. Dak Prescott had some shaky moments, leading PFT to suggest a very specific strategy for Dallas to avoid second-quarter meltdowns.

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Dec 12, 2022
#24695
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tony Pollard should get all the touches in the second quarter to protect the Cowboys from Dak Prescott's interceptions

If we can figure out a way for [Dak Prescott] to just hand the ball off to Tony Pollard in the second quarter and not attempt any passes, I think [the Cowboys] might be in business. He might be the worst second quarter quarterback in the NFL.

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Prescott led the NFL in interceptions in 2022 despite missing five games, so the concern about his turnovers was valid that season.

Trevor Lawrence Has Arrived

It’s time to stop calling Trevor Lawrence a bust. The Jaguars went into Tennessee and absolutely handled the Titans, with Lawrence looking every bit like the generational prospect he was billed to be. Jacksonville is sniffing around the playoff picture, and the math is starting to get interesting.

Win
Dec 12, 2022
#16876
Big CatBig Cat

Trevor Lawrence has officially arrived as a franchise quarterback

Trevor Lawrence, can we say it has officially arrived? ... I am firmly in the Trevor Lawrence is your franchise quarterback. Yeah. Like I'm, I'm set with that. He's no longer a bust. I've seen enough. If you can do the right things, I'm now in the Jaguars can fail Trevor Lawrence. Trevor Lawrence can't fail the Jaguars territory.

Lawrence led the Jaguars to a playoff win that same season and secured a massive contract extension in 2024, confirming his franchise status.
Win
Dec 12, 2022
#16878
Big CatBig Cat

There is a 20% chance the Jaguars make the playoffs

The nerd that's on NBC put it at a 14% chance the Jaguars can make the playoffs. ... I told our good friend Uncle Chaps, I'm saying 20% chance. ... If the Jaguars can beat either the Cowboys or the Jets in the next two weeks, I think they can make the playoffs.

The Jaguars won the AFC South and made the playoffs.

Mahomes is Worth Everything

Patrick Mahomes threw three interceptions against the Broncos and still looked like the best player on the planet. The Chiefs jumped out to a 27-0 lead, let Denver back in it, and then Mahomes just decided he’d had enough and closed it out with a shovel pass to Jerick McKinnon that defied physics.

Void
Dec 12, 2022
#16880
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I would commit wire fraud or several felonies to have Patrick Mahomes as my quarterback

I would commit several felonies to have Patrick Mahomes as my quarterback. Yeah, I was thinking about that. Like, if you could reverse time and go back and, and make a deal with the devil... I think I would, I would steal a car. I would commit wire fraud. I would act, I would actually steal candy from a baby. I I to get Patrick Mahomes as my, like, to be a Chiefs fan.

This is a subjective expression of value using hyperbole.
Void
Dec 12, 2022
#16882
Big CatBig Cat

I would give up six toes for Patrick Mahomes

I do a weekly hit with, with Waddle and Sylvia in Chicago and they asked me, I think it was like maybe a year or two ago. How many toes? Six. Yeah. Three and three. Yeah. Three on one foot foot, three on the others. Easily six toes. I'd give up for Patrick Mahomes.

Subjective hyperbole.

We wrapped things up with some tough conversations about Mike Tomlin’s future in Pittsburgh and the Seahawks losing the "dead dog game" for Turf. It’s a six-team race for the Lombardi Trophy according to Big Cat, and the rest of the league is just playing for second.

Win
Dec 12, 2022
#16888
Big CatBig Cat

The Super Bowl winner will definitively come from this group of six teams: Chiefs, Bills, Bengals, 49ers, Eagles, or Cowboys

Would you put your life on the line on one of the, or two of these six teams making the Super Bowl, Kansas City Chiefs, the Buffalo Bills, Cincinnati Bengals, San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys. It feels like we're at the point in the season... that those six teams we're gonna get our Super Bowl out of those six teams.

The Super Bowl was played between the Chiefs and the Eagles, both of whom were on this list.

At least the Lions are finally giving us something to believe in.

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Loss
Dec 12, 2022
#24693
Billy FootballBilly Football

The Jets are currently playing Super Bowl football and are true contenders

We're like, we're looking at the Super Bowl now. He's right. That is Super Bowl football... that is the Super Bowl contender.

The Jets finished the 2022 season on a 6-game losing streak and missed the playoffs entirely.
Win
Dec 12, 2022
#16871
Billy FootballBilly Football

The Zack Wilson experiment in New York is officially over

I think the Zack Wilson experiments is pretty much... Done. Yeah, done. Yeah. No, it's done. I have a Mike White Jersey coming in the mail. I'm now going to be... onto a new guy.

Wilson was benched for Mike White and never regained his status as the franchise starter, eventually being traded to the Broncos.
Loss
Dec 12, 2022
#16874
Big CatBig Cat

It might be time for the Steelers to move on from Mike Tomlin, similar to the end of Andy Reid in Philadelphia

The story of this game, besides Mitch being bad, the Steelers defense has reverted to not being that great... it might be time for Mike Tomlin. Like people are saying that it's very similar to the end of Andy Reed in Philadelphia where it's, he's not a bad coach. He's actually a very good coach. It's just been a very long time and it might be time for a change.

Mike Tomlin remains the head coach of the Steelers as of 2024 and has still never had a losing season.
Push
Dec 12, 2022
#24699
Big CatBig Cat

The Chargers are the seven seed that no one wants to see in the playoffs

The Chargers win... I'm not gonna believe in the Chargers. But with that said, I think they are the seven seed. No one wants to see 'em.

The Chargers actually made the playoffs as the 5 seed. They famously blew a 27-0 lead to the Jaguars in the Wild Card round, proving people were right to not want to see them (but for the wrong reasons).
Loss
Dec 12, 2022
#24700
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chargers will lose to the Chiefs and get three punts blocked in the playoffs

I'll be very clear. I the Chargers, if they make the playoffs are going to lose the chiefs and get like three punts blocked in that game. It's gonna be a disaster for the Chargers because they will chargers away the game pretty badly.

The Chargers did not play the Chiefs; they lost to the Jaguars. While they 'Chargered' the game away by blowing a 27-point lead, there were no blocked punts.
Void
Dec 12, 2022
#24694
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

David Njoku could be Antonio Gates if he had a good quarterback

David Njoku, he, to me, he feels like he could be Antonio Gates if he had a good quarterback. Like, I always forget how good he is until he gets the ball in his hand.

This is a subjective talent comparison. Njoku has become a Pro Bowler, though he has not reached the legendary status of Antonio Gates.
Loss
Dec 12, 2022
#24696
Big CatBig Cat

The Panthers might actually make the playoffs this season

I think the Panthers might make the playoffs... The Panthers might make the playoffs because next week the Bucs play the Bengals... If they [beat the Bucs week 17], the Panthers might make the playoffs.

The Panthers finished 7-10 and the Buccaneers won the division at 8-9. Carolina missed the playoffs.
Loss
Dec 12, 2022
#24697
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Steve Wilks has earned the Panthers head coaching job

Steve Wilks, I think has earned the head coaching job. I think what he's done... he, this should be his job. If he doesn't get the job, get him on a plane to Lincoln and immediately fire Matt Rhule and bring Steve Wilks in there.

The Panthers did not hire Steve Wilks; they hired Frank Reich (who was later fired in his first season). Wilks joined the 49ers as DC.
Loss
Dec 12, 2022
#16884
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Seahawks will miss the playoffs because they lost the 'dead dog game'

The team's got no heart. Fuck. I I'm out on the Seahawks after this. Yeah. Well there, you know what, this is the curse of turf. They, I'm telling you like, they're not gonna make the playoffs because they lost the dead dog game.

Despite the loss, the Seahawks finished 9-8 and secured the 7th seed in the NFC playoffs.
Win
Dec 12, 2022
#16890
HankHank

Tom Brady has more Super Bowls than all other current playoff quarterbacks combined

Fact of fiction. He's got more Super Bowls than all the other quarterbacks named mine. ... I think making the playoffs is a pretty good indicator of being good.

At the time, Brady's 7 rings far exceeded the combined total of other projected playoff QBs (Mahomes had 1, Rodgers was missing playoffs, Stafford was out).

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