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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Huge Comeback, Chiefs Eliminated, Mahomes And Micah Parsons Injuries + Who's Back Of The Week

Monday, December 15, 202526 takes

NFL Week 15 Fastest 2 Minutes and then we recap every game from Sunday (-) Bills 35, Patriots 31 (-) Chargers 16, Chiefs 13 (-) Ravens 24, Bengals 0 (-) Bears 31, Browns 3 (-) Eagles 31, Raiders 0 (-) Commanders 29 ,Giants 21 (-) Texans 40, Cardinals 20 (-) Jaguars 48, Jets 20 (-) Rams 41, Lions 34 (-) Seahawks 18, Colts 16 (-) Broncos 34, Packers 26 (-) Saints 20, Panthers 17 (-) Niners 37, Titans 24 (-) Vikings 34, Cowboys 26 (-) We then do who's back of the week talk Heisman and more (-)

NFL Week 15: Bills' Epic Comeback, Chiefs Eliminated, and the Return of Philip Rivers

Week 15 was absolutely legendary, even if it felt like the NFL was being played in a giant ice box. We had massive comebacks, a playoff field that is finally shaking out the pretenders, and some of the most devastating injury news we've seen in years. Between the Fastest Two Minutes and the late-night sweat of Cowboys-Vikings, Big Cat, PFT, and the crew broke down a Sunday that changed the entire trajectory of the season.

The Bills Don't Blink in Foxboro

Hank was on the scene in snowy New England for what looked like a coronation of the Patriots' new era. Drake Maye came out firing, and at 21-0, it looked like the Bills were ready to hibernate. Then Josh Allen remembered he’s Josh Allen. Five straight touchdown drives later, the Bills reminded everyone that as long as they have 17, they are never out of it. PFT made it clear that while the Bills have flaws, Allen is the ultimate eraser.

Void
Dec 15, 2025
#29251
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Bills would be a bad team without Josh Allen

I feel like Josh Allen, he should be definitely in the MVP consideration. If you took Josh Allen off the Bills and replaced him with any other quarterback, they're a bad team. And with Josh Allen, they're going to compete for the division title.

Inherently subjective assessment of roster quality without their star player.

While the offense gets the headlines, Big Cat pointed out that the Buffalo defense has a knack for showing up exactly when the game is on the line, despite their statistical struggles.

Void
Dec 15, 2025
#13257
Big CatBig Cat

The Bills defense is their Achilles heel but steps up in major moments

The Bills defense is their Achilles heel. But if you look at what the bills have done in some of these big time games... they have also stepped up in big time moments to make big time plays and win games. Because their offense is not the problem.

This is a subjective assessment of the team's identity following a specific victory.

Hank, ever the optimist in defeat, is refusing to let the loss dampen his spirits about the future of the Patriots' rookie quarterback. Despite the setback, the "Torch" isn't moving just yet.

Void
Dec 15, 2025
#13258
HankHank

Drake Maye still holds the metaphorical 'Torch' of the AFC East

[Drake Maye] still have the torch. Yeah. The torch is ours. Whoever wins the division [is the] current torch bearer.

The 'Torch' is a subjective show construct regarding division dominance.

The End of an Era in Kansas City

For the first time in the history of this podcast, the Kansas City Chiefs have been eliminated from the playoffs. It’s a staggering stat that finally came to fruition after a rock fight with the Chargers. The mood turned somber, however, with the news that Patrick Mahomes likely suffered a torn ACL. It feels like the end of a specific chapter in NFL history, especially regarding the Mahomes-Kelce connection.

Open
Dec 15, 2025
#29252
Big CatBig Cat

Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce have likely played their last game together as teammates

That was probably the last time Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce play on the same football field. I feel really bad for Patrick Mahomes because that sucks to have an [ACL] injury like that and have to rehab for the entire off-season after what was already kind of a season from hell.

Depends on whether Kelce retires before Mahomes returns in 2026.

On the other side, Jim Harbaugh has transformed the Chargers into a team that simply refuses to lose ugly games. PFT is officially labeling them the most resilient group in the league.

Void
Dec 15, 2025
#13260
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chargers are currently the top 'ball team' in the NFL

I loved what Harbaugh said after the game. He goes, it's a ball team.... I think the Chargers gotta be the number one ball team. There's a difference between a great team and a ball team. There's just a pure—

Being a 'ball team' is an aesthetic and subjective categorization.

The Iceman Cometh and the Raiders' Rock Bottom

Caleb Williams looked right at home in the freezing Chicago air, dismantling the Browns and proving that the Bears are a legitimate threat in the NFC. Big Cat was buzzing about the efficiency of the offense and how his rookie QB didn't let the elements affect his game.

Void
Dec 15, 2025
#13262
Big CatBig Cat

Caleb Williams has proven he is a successful cold-weather quarterback

What I liked about it proved that Caleb can play in the cold. ... No, he looked so comfortable and, and it was awesome to see. He's cold weather quarterback.

His performance in cold weather is an ongoing evaluation but Big Cat is making a definitive claim based on recent play.

While the Bears are ascending, the Raiders have hit a level of futility that is almost impressive. After a 31-0 drubbing by the Eagles, Big Cat and PFT agreed that there is no longer a debate about who sits at the bottom of the NFL power rankings.

Win
Dec 15, 2025
#13263
Big CatBig Cat

The Raiders are the worst team in the NFL

The Raiders are the worst team in the league. I agree. I know. I do not think that there's a debate for it. They're one of the worst teams like ever. It's crazy watching 'em play.

Statistically, gaining only 75 yards in a game supports the claim that they are among the worst performing teams of the season.

Philip Rivers and the Best Bad Game Ever

We finally got what we’ve been waiting for: Grandpa Phil back on an NFL field. Philip Rivers suited up for the Colts and it was exactly as nostalgic as you’d hope. He was barking at defenders, doing the patented kick after touchdowns, and throwing ducks that somehow found their way into receivers' hands. Even though he threw a pick to end the game, PFT isn't letting the stat sheet ruin the vibes.

Void
Dec 15, 2025
#29255
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Philip Rivers' game-ending interception against the Seahawks should not be counted against his performance

When Phil [Rivers] got the ball back at the end of the game, they had to try to throw the ball downfield. I'm not counting that as an interception against Philip Rivers' name. It was not. I'm not gonna do it.

Subjective interpretation of stat-line context.

Bo Nix and the Mile High Standard

Sean Payton has the Broncos humming, and Bo Nix just put together his best professional performance against the Packers. With the one seed currently sitting in Denver, Big Cat is starting to realize that the AFC might have to travel through the altitude in January.

Win
Dec 15, 2025
#13268
Big CatBig Cat

The road to the AFC Championship currently goes through Denver

They're now standing alone at the one seed. ... If they have the one seed, I would be nervous. ... The road right now goes through Denver.

The Broncos being the one seed is a fact in the transcript's universe.
Void
Dec 15, 2025
#13269
Big CatBig Cat

Bo Nix and the Broncos are the best team in football when Nix is playing well

I think they're the best team in football with Good Bo. Yeah. With the way Bo Nix is playing right now. If this Bo Nix shows up in the playoffs, everyone is in trouble.

Subjective performance claim.

Who's Back and Heisman Hype

To wrap up the show, the guys looked at the college landscape where Fernando Mendoza took home the Heisman. Big Cat is officially a believer in the Indiana signal-caller as a future Sunday starter.

Open
Dec 15, 2025·Who's Back
#13273
Big CatBig Cat

Fernando Mendoza is a legitimate NFL quarterback prospect

I'm buying stock in Fernando Mendoza as a pro. ... I think he's got it. The way he nerds out about football... reading defenses. We're gonna lose Philip Rivers, but we're gonna gain a Mendoza.

Mendoza's NFL career is in the future.

Meanwhile, PFT took a second to look at the NBA Cup and the terrifying reality of trying to play against Victor Wembanyama.

Void
Dec 15, 2025·Who's Back
#29258
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Victor Wembanyama is an unsolvable problem because you cannot design a system to stop him

Wemby is a problem. You can't design a system to keep the ball away from Wemby. You can't design a system to effectively attack the paint when Wemby's standing there. He's so, so fun to watch.

Subjective sports opinion on player dominance.

Don't let the Bengals into the playoffs (we won't).

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More Takes

Win
Dec 15, 2025
#13259
HankHank

Matthew Stafford is likely to win the NFL MVP award

I think Matt Stafford probably gonna win [MVP]. He's minus 300 right now in DraftKings to win the MVP.

Matthew Stafford won the 2025 NFL MVP award.
Win
Dec 15, 2025
#13261
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Zach Taylor will likely remain the Bengals head coach next season

I feel like even for the Bengals, I would say that they're probably gonna let [Zach Taylor] coach it out. I think it does make a big difference for them. I think he'll probably stick around for next year.

Zac Taylor was retained as Bengals head coach for 2026 despite a 6-11 season. Owner Mike Brown expressed confidence that Taylor and Duke Tobin are 'the right leaders to guide us forward.'
Loss
Dec 15, 2025
#13265
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Arizona Cardinals should fire Jonathan Gannon and hire Josh McDaniels

In the Cardinals' wildest dreams... Probably fire Gannon. Figure out a way to trade Kyler Murray. Hire Josh McDaniels. He's gonna get another shot. Owners love a guy that's failed twice. Spectacularly failed twice.

Satirical take; McDaniels was not hired by the Cardinals.
Void
Dec 15, 2025
#13264
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Trevor Lawrence has finally become an underrated NFL quarterback

I think we've might've reached the point where Trevor Lawrence might now finally be underrated. ... I think Trevor Lawrence is one of the most underrated, if not the most underrated quarterback in the NFL.

The 'rated' status of a player is purely subjective based on public perception.
Win
Dec 15, 2025
#29254
MemesMemes

The Jets are going to lose the rest of their games this season

We're going to lose out. We have Saints next week, then it's Patriots, Bills. This team is dog shit. We can't beat Dick.

Memes predicted the Jets would lose their remaining games (Saints, Patriots, Bills). The Jets lost all three: Saints 29-6, Patriots 42-10, and Bills 35-8, finishing 3-14.
Void
Dec 15, 2025
#13266
Big CatBig Cat

The Rams are the class of the NFC and the most complete team in the NFL

The Rams are a scary, scary team. What Stafford and Puka have going on right now, there's nothing you can do. They look like the most complete team in the NFL.

Subjective assessment of team quality.
Loss
Dec 15, 2025
#29253
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kyle Shanahan should win Coach of the Year if the 49ers secure the NFC's number one seed

If the Seahawks beat the Rams on Thursday Night Football and then the Niners win out and they get the one seed overall after everything the Niners have been through, I feel like Kyle Shanahan would be [Coach of the Year]. You could also make the argument that this is maybe Kyle Shanahan's best season as a coach.

PFT suggested Kyle Shanahan should win Coach of the Year if the 49ers got the 1 seed. The 49ers did NOT get the 1 seed — they lost to the Seahawks in Week 18 and fell to the 6 seed. Mike Vrabel of the Patriots won Coach of the Year after leading New England from 4-13 to 14-3.
Loss
Dec 15, 2025
#13267
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Sam Darnold's performance in December is a major concern for the Seahawks

As a long time Sam Darnold defender, Sam Darnold apologist. I've started to develop some cracks the last couple weeks. ... We're in December and December is not a good thing [for him]. ... I would be worried if I was a Seahawks fan about the playoffs.

Sam Darnold and the Seahawks won Super Bowl LX. PFT's concern about Darnold in December was unfounded - he led Seattle to a championship.
Loss
Dec 15, 2025
#29256
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Eagles will lead the Commanders 36-17 next week before the game gets interesting

The Eagles are gonna be up 36 to 17 [against the Commanders next Saturday]. I want the Commanders' sound off and then hopefully JMU gets off to like a seven-nothing lead before everything goes to shit.

The Eagles beat the Commanders 29-18 in Week 16, not 36-17 as PFT predicted. While the Eagles did win and pulled away in the second half, the specific score prediction was way off.
Loss
Dec 15, 2025
#13270
Big CatBig Cat

The Saints should win the NFC South after Tyler Schuck's takeover

Tyler Schuck might be the real deal. ... Everything post-Shuck should count. They should win the NFC South. Shuck should be a playoff quarterback this year.

The Saints did not win the NFC South. The Carolina Panthers won the NFC South with an 8-9 record. The Saints finished below the Panthers despite Tyler Shough's late-season emergence.
Push
Dec 15, 2025
#13271
Big CatBig Cat

The 49ers are sneaking up on people as a potential number one seed

The 49ers are better than Titans. ... People aren't talking about the 49ers, but the 49ers... if the 49ers win out, they will be the one seed. ... They definitely are sneaking up on people.

The 49ers had a strong 2025 season (approximately 12-5) and made the playoffs as a Wild Card, but they did not become the #1 seed. The Seahawks won the NFC West. The 49ers lost to the Seahawks 41-6 in the Divisional Round.
Loss
Dec 15, 2025
#29257
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

George Pickens will record two touchdowns and 140 receiving yards on Christmas Day

Christmas Day, George Pickens: two touchdowns, 140 yards [against the Commanders].

George Pickens was traded to the Dallas Cowboys before the 2025 season and did not play for the Steelers on Christmas Day. Playing for Dallas against the Commanders, Pickens had 4 catches for 78 yards and 0 TDs — far short of the predicted 2 TDs and 140 yards.
Open
Dec 15, 2025·Who's Back
#13272
HankHank

John Cena will return to WWE within the 2026 calendar year

I would say within a calendar year [of now]. ... Next calendar year, [John Cena] will be back. If it was his final match, he would not have lost.

Cena's return status will be proven by the end of 2026.
Void
Dec 15, 2025·Who's Back
#13274
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

AI technology is failing because it doesn't justify its investment costs

I think AI is in hot water. I feel like this is, we're we're in a good spot as humanity right now where AI has not been making enough money to justify all the investment. ... We might beat the robots.

The long-term economic viability of AI is a major global debate.

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