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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings Insane Comeback, Patriots Shocking Loss, World Cup And Who's Back Of The Week

Monday, December 19, 202213 takes

We start with Fastest 2 minutes (-) then in a twist of fate we started recording the first half of the show before SNF and sat down to record right as the Raiders beat the Patriots (-). We then recap every game from Saturday/Sunday Vikings, Colts (-) Browns, Ravens (-) Bills, Dolphins (-) Jags, Cowboys (-) Lions, Jets (-) Eagles, Bears (-) Saints, Falcons (-) Chiefs, Texans (-) Steelers, Panthers (-) Chargers, Titans (-) Broncos, Cardinals (-) Raiders, Patriots (-) Bengals, Bucs (-) Giants, Commanders (-) We finish with Football guy of the week (-) and who's back of the week including World Cup Recap (-) .

NFL Week 15: Vikings Record Comeback, Patriots Lateral Disaster, and World Cup Final

Week 15 might have been the greatest single weekend of sports in the history of this program. We had a record-breaking 33-point comeback in Minnesota, the most embarrassing lateral in the history of the sport in Las Vegas, and the greatest soccer match ever played all packed into forty-eight hours. Big Cat and PFT Commenter sat down to record right as the Raiders were returning a Jacobi Meyers lateral for a walk-off touchdown, and the energy in the room was somewhere between pure shock and Hank being on the verge of a total meltdown.

Saturday Chaos: Vikings and the Fraud Alert

Jeff Saturday's honeymoon phase in Indy is officially over after blowing a 33-0 halftime lead. While it was a historic day for Kirk Cousins, Big Cat isn't ready to fully buy into the Vikings as a championship threat just yet, even if he's willing to play nice for a week.

Win
Dec 19, 2022
#24302
Big CatBig Cat

The Vikings will be 'frauds' in January, but fans should enjoy the ride now

I wanna fess up to Vikings fans... at the end of the day we will be right [about them being frauds], but we don't have to keep talking about how we will be right... I need to just let you guys enjoy the ride. They're a fun team. Very fun. We can just leave [the fraud talk] aside and bring it back up in the playoffs.

The Vikings finished 13-4 with a negative point differential and lost at home in the Wild Card round to the Giants, proving Big Cat right.

PFT Commenter was equally stunned by the collapse, noting that while Jeff Saturday seems like a great guy, the coaching performance was a disaster of historic proportions.

Win
Dec 19, 2022
#6525
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jeff Saturday should be fired as the Colts interim head coach

Jeff Saturday, I like Jeff Saturday, seems like a good guy, he should probably be fired as interim head coach.

Jeff Saturday was not retained as the head coach after the season; the Colts hired Shane Steichen.

The Lions are Real and the Jets are... Zack

The Detroit Lions went into New Jersey and proved that Dan Campbell has officially turned the corner with this franchise. Jared Goff is playing like a top-tier quarterback, and the defense came up with a massive stop when it mattered most. Big Cat is officially ready to call them a good team, while the Jets have to deal with the reality of Zack Wilson being back under center.

Win
Dec 19, 2022
#6530
Big CatBig Cat

The Detroit Lions are officially a good football team

Lions 20, Jets 17. The Lions are good. The Lions are good. They're winning games all types of ways. They've covered six straight games for the first time since the Super Bowl was invented. They are a fun team.

The Lions finished the season 9-8 and went on to win the NFC North and reach the NFC Championship the following season.

Billy Football tried to bridge the gap between Jets and Panthers fans by suggesting that the quarterback talent in both rooms isn't that different, even if Mike White has the locker room's heart.

Void
Dec 19, 2022
#6534
Billy FootballBilly Football

Sam Darnold and Mike White are on the same talent tier

I would say Mike White and Sam Darnold are on the same sort of echelon. Mike White, Sam Darnold, then a big drop off to Zachary [Wilson].

Sam Darnold found some success as a starter/high-end backup (later with the 49ers and Vikings), while Mike White remained a journeyman backup, suggesting Darnold may actually be a tier higher.

AFC South and the 'Bummer' Titans

The Jaguars are surging while the Titans are falling off a cliff. Trevor Lawrence is finally looking like the generational prospect he was billed to be, and the division is suddenly wide open. PFT Commenter thinks the Week 18 matchup between these two is going to be the game of the year for the AFC South.

Win
Dec 19, 2022
#24301
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Jaguars will win the AFC South if they run the table

Week 18, that's gonna be an awesome one. Yes, it could—that might be for all the marbles for the division. If the Jaguars run the table, they're gonna be in the playoffs.

The Jaguars did run the table, winning their final five games including a Week 18 win over the Titans to clinch the division.

On the flip side, the Titans have become almost unwatchable. Between the injuries and the lack of explosive plays outside of Derrick Henry, the vibe in Nashville has shifted from contender to a team that needs a hard reset.

Win
Dec 19, 2022
#24300
Big CatBig Cat

The Tennessee Titans are officially a 'bummer' team that needs to change everything

The Titans, it feels like they just need to change everything. Change everything except a few pieces and Mike Vrabel and start fresh... the Titans are a bummer at this point. They've lost four in a row. It just feels like the wheels [are off].

The Titans did fire their GM Jon Robinson mid-season and missed the playoffs, confirming the 'bummer' trajectory.

The Patriots Lateral and Mac Jones' Luck

We have to talk about the Raiders-Patriots ending. Jacobi Meyers throwing a ball to Chandler Jones instead of just going to overtime is a play that will live in infamy. Hank was speechless as he watched Mac Jones get stiff-armed into the turf. Big Cat actually felt for the Patriots quarterback, who has had a nightmare sophomore season.

Void
Dec 19, 2022
#6526
Big CatBig Cat

No quarterback has been screwed over more than Mac Jones this year

I actually think in a wild twist of fate, last year was all about Mac Jones being in the perfect setting. I don't think there's been a quarterback who's been screwed over more than Mac Jones this year. He's been fucked.

Jones's regression in 2022 and 2023 led to his eventual trade to the Jaguars as a backup, confirming the consensus that the 2022 coaching situation damaged his trajectory.

The NFL is Rigged and Messi is the GOAT

PFT Commenter is officially a conspiracy theorist after the Commanders-Giants game on Sunday night. Between a questionable illegal formation call on Terry McLaurin and a blatant non-call on pass interference in the end zone, he's ready to hang it up until Monday night.

Loss
Dec 19, 2022
#24299
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NFL is officially rigged after the Commanders-Giants game

The NFL is rigged. I'm boycotting the NFL. Clear as day, the NFL is a rigged league. That's why they classify it as entertainment and not as a sport, so they can fake all of it. There's a script. The NFL is out to screw over owners like [Robert] Kraft and [Dan] Snyder.

The NFL is legally classified as entertainment, but there is no evidence the games are pre-scripted or rigged by the league office.

Finally, the World Cup wrapped up with Lionel Messi finally getting his trophy. Big Cat was glowing about the performance, declaring the GOAT debate officially over after the wildest final any of us have ever seen.

Win
Dec 19, 2022·Who's Back
#6528
Big CatBig Cat

Lionel Messi is the undisputed GOAT after winning the World Cup

Messi is the goat. I mean, Ronaldo, I mean, there's nothing left. Messi has literally won it all. That game was fucking incredible... I'm happy for Messi. I, he's always been my goat and this was literally the last thing he had to win.

Messi won the 2022 World Cup, completing the collection of every major trophy available to him in world football.

Between the NFL madness and the World Cup, our brains are completely fried, but at least we don't have to watch Matt Ryan protect a lead anymore this season.

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More Takes

Void
Dec 19, 2022
#6533
Big CatBig Cat

The 2022 Texans are the best 1-win/loss team in NFL history

Should we start the conversation, are the Texans the best one win loss team of all time? I think the Texans without question are the best one 12 and one team, that's a fact, of all time. They play competitive football and they lose and they do a great job of losing.

While subjective, the Texans did hold second-half leads against several top teams despite their record, fitting Big Cat's 'good bad team' description.
Loss
Dec 19, 2022
#6532
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chargers will finish the season 11-6

Uhoh, the Chargers are back. Chargers go 11-6. They're gonna go 11 and 6. Nine, 10, 11. They're gonna go 11 and 6.

The Chargers finished 10-7, failing to reach 11 wins.
Loss
Dec 19, 2022
#6531
HankHank

The Buccaneers will beat the Cowboys in the first round of the playoffs

If they play against the Cowboys, then yes, bet on the Bucs. They're gonna beat the Cowboys in the playoffs. It would be the perfect Mike McCarthy giant collapse.

The Cowboys defeated the Buccaneers 31-14 in the Wild Card round, making this take incorrect.
Open
Dec 19, 2022·Who's Back
#6529
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Charlie Woods has more natural ability and will be better than Tiger Woods

I love Charlie Woods. I think Charlie's gonna be better than Tiger. I think that even Tiger would admit, Charlie's got more natural ability than Tiger ever had in his life.

Charlie Woods is a talented junior golfer, but matching Tiger's 15 majors and 82 PGA Tour wins is statistically one of the most unlikely outcomes in sports history.

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