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NFL Week 16 Fastest 2 Minutes And Recap, The Cowboys Died And Jameis Thrived

Monday, December 23, 20199 takes

NFL Week 16 Fastest 2 Minutes ( - ). We recap every game from Saturday and Sunday ( - ). The Bears were in a Patrick Mahomes torture chamber on Sunday Night Football. Jameis was electric on Saturday, the Patriots put away the panic button, and the Rams season ended. The bad games were great on Sunday including the Dolphins/Bengals and Giants/Redskins. Dan Quinn is going to keep his job, maybe? The Cowboys shit the bed and the Seahawks remain an enigma. Who's back of the week to finish off the show.  Schedule for Christmas Week - Thursday Best of, regular episode Monday after Week 17

Who Is Back

Void
Take Slip·Dec 23, 2019·Who's Back
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Week 17 fantasy football leagues are for psychos

Hank, bring that up on the other side... how stupid people are who do week [17]... people that somehow keep their fantasy season going along until week 17. You're a psycho. You're a psycho if you do it.

This is a subjective opinion about how to play fantasy football.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 23, 2019·Who's Back
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The movie Cats will release a new version next week to exploit its own failure

I'm a little bit woke because it is getting people talking about the movie Cats... what they're doing is they're taking the movie back. They're re-editing certain scenes and sending an entirely new version out next week. So now the people that already saw it are going to want to go back and see it again.

Universal did actually notify theaters that an updated version of the film with 'improved visual effects' was being sent out while it was already in release.

Recap

Loss
Take Slip·Dec 23, 2019
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Steve Spagnuolo will be a head coach next year

I'm just going to make a prediction right now. Check it. Steve Spagnuolo... He's going to be interviewed by a lot of teams this offseason as a head coach. It's been enough time where people forgot that he's not a good head coach. I think he's actually going to be a head coach next year.

Steve Spagnuolo remained the Defensive Coordinator for the Kansas City Chiefs and did not take a head coaching job in 2020.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 23, 2019
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The Texans have no chance of winning more than one playoff game this year

Do you think the Texans have any ability to win more than one playoff game this year? I would say one's pushing it. That's how toothless I feel like they are even though [Deshaun Watson] is awesome.

The Texans won their Wild Card game against the Bills but lost their next game to the Chiefs, failing to win 'more than one' game.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 23, 2019
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The Rams should trade Aaron Donald to recoup draft picks

The Rams... essentially the gist of it was nothing is off the table here and even possibly trading Aaron Donald would be... because they don't have picks. They don't have picks in the next two drafts. So now they might have to pay back some of that all in to get some draft capital... It'd be crazy if they did that, but they would also get a lot back for it.

The Rams did not trade Aaron Donald; he remained with the team until his retirement in 2024.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 23, 2019
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Freddie Kitchens must be fired by the Browns

I think in Cleveland, Freddie Kitchens needs to be fired. Situational football, not his strength... And only a bad coach lets that happen. I just don't... I think he's worth firing.

Freddie Kitchens was fired by the Browns on December 29, 2019, following a loss in Week 17.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 23, 2019
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Taysom Hill will be overpaid by a rival team to be a starting quarterback

Their theory is that Sean Payton wants somebody to overpay for Taysom Hill when he becomes a free agent to be a quarterback. And so that's why he keeps letting him throw the ball so that one of his future rivals will have a bunch of cap space tied up in Taysom Hill.

No rival team ever overpaid for Hill to be their starter; he remained a high-paid utility player for the Saints.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 23, 2019
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The Giants will beat the Eagles in Week 17

I wouldn't be shocked if the Giants somehow beat the Eagles on Sunday. I wouldn't either. I think it's possible. That's just stupid enough for the NFC East to come down to that.

The Eagles beat the Giants 34-17 in Week 17 of the 2019 season.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 23, 2019
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The Seahawks should sign Marshawn Lynch for the playoffs

I've got an idea. Marshawn Lynch. Bring him back. Sign Marshawn Lynch and LeGarrette Blount... Marshawn could be talked into going back to Seattle. It'd be incredible.

The Seahawks signed Marshawn Lynch on December 23, 2019, immediately after the episode aired.