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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Russ Disaster, Packers Running The Table And More

Monday, December 26, 202214 takes

Week 16 in the NFL, we start with Fastest 2 minutes then recap every game from Saturday/Sunday. (-) Vikings 27, Giants 24 (-) Bengals 22, Patriots 18 (-) Panthers 37, Lions 23 (-) Chiefs 24, Seahawks 10 (-) Saints 17, Browns 10 (-) Bills 35, Bears 13 (-) Ravens 17, Falcons 9 (-) Texans 19, Titans 14 (-) Niners 37, Commanders 20 (-0 Cowboys 40, Eagles 34 (-) Steelers 13, Raiders 10 (-) Packers 26, Dolphins 20 (-) Rams 51, Broncos 14 (-) We then finish up with Bucs/Cardinals and who's back of the week. (-)

Recap

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Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Kirk Cousins is maybe clutch

I have a question for you off this game... Is Kirk Cousins maybe Clutch?

Cousins led the NFL in fourth-quarter comebacks in 2022, though he lost in the first round of the playoffs.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Justin Jefferson should be the NFL MVP

I think Justin Jefferson should be the MVP of the NFL. I'm saying that, I know it's not numbers based like Patrick Mahomes, it's always a quarterback... I think the Vikings have like four or five less wins without Justin Jefferson because he is always there for huge plays.

Patrick Mahomes won the 2022 NFL MVP.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022
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The Giants should not sign Daniel Jones to a long-term contract

I think most Giants fans would agree that like, this is a fun season, but let's not, let's not go making like long term future. Let's not get married to each other here.

The Giants did the exact opposite, signing Jones to a massive $160 million extension in March 2023.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022
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Steve Wilkes has earned the right to be the Panthers' head coach next year

I think at this point, if you don't bring him back, I think the players that are here right now that are coming back next year are gonna be pissed off. I think they're going to be really upset about that.

The Panthers did not hire Wilkes; they hired Frank Reich.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Mac Jones is football's Grayson Allen

Mack Jones, like... his body language, those plays, like twisting guy's ankles, hitting people in the balls and then, and then just screaming at everyone... He's football Grayson Allen.

This is a subjective characterization of a player's reputation.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022
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Bill Belichick should coach the Browns to one-up Tom Brady's legacy

What's the only thing that Belichick could do that could one up Tom Brady's legacy now that Tom Brady went to the Bucs and won a Super Bowl? Winning the Super Bowl with the Cleveland Browns.

Belichick remained with the Patriots through 2023.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022
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John Harbaugh is a top 3-4 coach in the NFL

John Harbaugh might be top three, top four coach in the NFL. We should recognize that every now and again... Harbaugh's just a very, very good head coach, like top three, top four in the entire league.

Harbaugh is widely considered one of the elite coaches, though exact rankings are subjective.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022
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The Commanders starting Carson Wentz over Taylor Heinicke is a Dan Snyder move

Why are we getting rid of Taylor Heineke and going back to Carson Wentz, this is fucking torture... I know the real answer to this... This smells like Dan Snyder to me. I can smell him.

Wentz started the following week and threw three interceptions in a loss that eliminated the Commanders from playoff contention.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022
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MaxMax

If Lane Johnson is back, the Eagles will be 100% fine

I came out of that game feeling better than I did going into it... If Lane Johnson is back by the second round of the playoffs, I'm as confident as I could be.

The Eagles dominated the NFC playoffs and reached Super Bowl LVII with Lane Johnson back.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

The Buccaneers suck and won't do anything in the playoffs

I'm actually sticking with my take. They suck. They suck. Like they just, they just had to go to overtime to beat Trace McSorley. They suck. They suck. They're not gonna do anything in the fucking playoffs. They suck. They're bad.

The Buccaneers lost 31-14 to the Cowboys in the Wild Card round.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022
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Aaron Rodgers and the Packers are going to run the table and make the playoffs

Aaron Rodgers is gonna do this again, isn't he? Packers 26. Dolphins 20. He's gonna do this again... I'm at least smart enough in my older age to realize when it's gonna happen and just start betting on the Packers.

The Packers lost at home to the Lions in Week 18, missing the playoffs.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022
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Tua Tagovailoa's mental psyche is snowballing into disaster

Mike McDaniel after said on Tua's psyche, it's a challenge. Can't let things snowball... I don't feel the, there's not a lot of confidence that he'll get through that. It feels like it's snowballing and it's bad.

Tua suffered another concussion in this game and missed the remainder of the season.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022
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Zach Wilson might be better than Russell Wilson

I had a thought in this game, which tells you how bad Russell Wilson is. Is Zach Wilson better than Russell Wilson? ... I actually was like, maybe Zach Wilson is maybe a little bit better because Russell Wilson can't even do the things that he used to do.

Subjective comparison of two historically poor quarterback seasons.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Dec 26, 2022·Who's Back
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MaxMax

The James Harden to Houston rumors are true

Harden says quote, 'I don't know where you found that report.' ... He was being so wishy-washy, but it was like, 'I don't know where you found that report.' And then it's like, yep, that's it. [The rumors are true].

Harden was traded to the Clippers in 2023, though the Houston rumors persisted for months.