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Dan Campbell is the best loser in the NFL

That's another example of Dan Campbell being the best loser in the NFL. He's falling back into his own ways where every time he loses he's, he says or does something that makes us be like, 'fuck, he's cool.' ... If you kick his ass, he'll like slap you really hard on the back and say like, 'great job, you beat the shit out of me.'

This is a subjective assessment of Campbell's character and public persona during losses.

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Dec 26, 2022
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Kirk Cousins is maybe clutch

I have a question for you off this game... Is Kirk Cousins maybe Clutch?

Cousins led the NFL in fourth-quarter comebacks in 2022, though he lost in the first round of the playoffs.
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Dec 26, 2022
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Justin Jefferson should be the NFL MVP

I think Justin Jefferson should be the MVP of the NFL. I'm saying that, I know it's not numbers based like Patrick Mahomes, it's always a quarterback... I think the Vikings have like four or five less wins without Justin Jefferson because he is always there for huge plays.

Patrick Mahomes won the 2022 NFL MVP.
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Dec 26, 2022
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The Giants should not sign Daniel Jones to a long-term contract

I think most Giants fans would agree that like, this is a fun season, but let's not, let's not go making like long term future. Let's not get married to each other here.

The Giants did the exact opposite, signing Jones to a massive $160 million extension in March 2023.

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Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.